We’re back in NY for a day! It’s nice to be back, we’re doing a show in Brooklyn tonight and then we drive to Boston for a show tomorrow. Zach and I taped some stuff over at Fuse today. It was neat to be back in our old studio. All of the crew and make-up people were still there! It was fun.
It’s been a while since I updated this (things got really busy for a bit and I had no time ) – so let me try and think of what’s happened – oh! They started the official ‘Miss March’ campaign. Maybe you’ve seen ads on tv or on myspace, etc. They put an ad on YouTube and our trailer got 1.7 million hits in one day. We were the #1 viewed video on all of YouTube for 24 hours! What else ….
We went to Ohio and did some shows! And I got to see my friend from Akron!
Then we went to Washington DC and we went to the Spy museum. I bought a ‘lie detector’ machine that you put your hand on and it’s supposed to shock you if you lie – but we found out that it basically just shocks everyone after 15 seconds. So we’ve been drinking on the bus and just shocking ourselves since then.
We stayed in a haunted hotel in State College, Pennsylvania – then we stayed in a normal hotel in Philadelphia. Josh Fadem, Sam and I were hanging out on the hotel balcony and I gave Fadem a shocking pen that I also bought at the spy museum. It got him and he threw it off the roof. Then everyone was sad. We went to see the Liberty Bell and Emo Phillips was there!
Then we did a really fun show and drove up here to NY. That’s brings us about current. I’ll try to update more for the next leg of the trip! Boston’s next, then Raleigh and then we go tour the South! Hope to see you somewhere along the way!
loveyoubye

COPS GOT US!
“The Man” pulled us over as soon as we got to Oklahoma! I think it was just out of curiosity since we’re in giant buses with our faces on the side of them. But besides that Oklahoma was really cool! It’s really, really windy here! Fadem says it’s because the state is so flat. That’s why they have tornados all the time.

What else happened since last time …

I got altitude sickness in Denver. I got that when we played in Aspen too.
I guess I’m bad at acclimating.

OH!!! PROSTITUTES!! I totally forgot to tell you about the prostitutes! When we were in Tempe, AZ, we got invited to a Playboy party at a nightclub. I got bored and started going around the club, interviewing people with our film crew and telling them that I was working for a new TV show Lil Wayne was producing (I met Chamillionaire that way – he was really nice!) So I was interviewing this one lady and this dude who was with us asked me to put in a good word for him. I told the lady that our friend thought she was cute and then I left to interview other people.
Anyway, she turned out to be a prostitute and when I went to get on the bus there were all her prostitute friends on there! So we had to tell them all to get off the bus and they got mad. It was funny.
Well, that’s all for now. Loveyoubye

The bus is back! He got better and caught up with us!
We are in San Diego right now, we’re not doing a show here unfortunately – but we are screening the movie tonight. Then we drive to Arizona! That’s the state where they make all that ice tea!
Last night’s show in Los Angeles was fun. We went to a bar with a bunch of people after the show and we drank thousands of drinks. My cousin came to the show so I got to hang out with him for a bit and Ivan (the guy who edited season 1 and 2) was there, so it was nice seeing him again.

Oh and Sam threw his back out during the show last night, so he might be pretty stiff for the rest of the tour dates. That’s all I got for now!

It takes forever to drive across this thing!! We have been on the bus for two days now! The bus drivers haven’t slept in about 28 hours! They’re crazy! They don’t even seem tired – we keep asking them if they’re ok – and they just laugh at us! We stopped once in Montana and once in Idaho. I bought a a guitar for 30 bucks and Sam bought the movie SpaceBuddies. It’s a children’s movie based off of the Air Bud character. Except there are 4 dogs and they talk now. One of them is a rapper – like in the Transformer’s movie.
We should arrive in Seattle tonight, which will be nice. We can go to a bar or see the city a bit before the show tomorrow. I am going to try and get a picture taken in front of the Kurt Cobain statue that I’m assuming they have.

Hey! I’m just testing this thing out. The new web site is all fancy!
I am in Minneapolis right now and it looks pretty rad. The bus drove into the city at sunrise and it’s so cold here that every building shoots huge clouds of steam into the sky. It looks future-y!
This is what happened this week:
On Monday morning I got up at 4 am to take a plane to Syracuse where we did early morning radio interviews and then a morning tv show, then we did a press junket in the hotel all day, held a screening of Miss March and did a WKUK show that night. I got back to the hotel at midnight, had one drink with Sam at the hotel bar, then went to sleep for 3 hours, got up flew to Toronto, where we did radio all morning, press junkets for the rest of the day, another screening and then a WKUK show at the local Yuk Yuk’s comedy club, then back to the hotel for 3 and a half hours sleep this time and then we caught a flight to Ann Arbor! In Ann Arbor we got two huge buses that have Zach and my faces on the side of them (which is a little weird) we did radio, press junkets, a screening and a show and then drove all night (for a whopping 6 hours of sleep!! YAAY!) to Chicago! In Chicago we did the Mancow radio show in the morning, a bunch more press stuff, met up with Craig Robinson, got to take a tour of Playboy’s offices, did another screening and then another WKUK show at night. Craig was nice enough to come out during the show and make a cameo appearance. Then we jumped back on the bus, drove all night (6 hours sleep again!) and arrived here in Minneapolis.
It’s been a lot of fun and we have five more weeks to go. We don’t have any shows this weekend – but we have to be in Seattle on Monday, so we’ll probably just be driving the whole time. Anyway, I’ll try to keep posting on this thing! Hope to see you at one of the shows! Or if we’ve already seen you, then thanks for coming out!
loveyoubye