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Okay.  So.  We still have a few shows left on tour, but I think Tarpon, Springs, Florida, may have won my heart with this little number:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This may be the single greatest shirt that I have ever found on the road! ¬†Good job Tarpon (they also had manatees just swimmin’ around everywhere)!

This one, ladies and gents, speaks for itself:

 

My Dear Deer Fans:  Enjoy!

Hey kids!

 

No new t-shirts yet, but after tonight’s show in Raleigh, NC, we head into the deep south so my hopes are high for t-shirt gold.

The weather has been terrible here and there’s not a lot to do except start book clubs and watch this:

 

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That bird’s the best!

Hey everybody! ¬†Well I haven’t bought any new shirts since the last post, but I’m calling this a T-shirt post anyways ‘cuz we’re back in NYC for a couple days and I got a BUNCH of Whitest Kids t-shirts out of storage! ¬†Hooray! ¬†Come one, come all! ¬†They have a gun on them and will probably only be available on this tour, so if you come see us, grab one!

Sorry, that wasn’t supposed to be a commercial. ¬†We had a GREAT show in Philly last night! ¬†So much fun, good job Philadelphia-ites! ¬†We sold the place out and one of the dudes that worked there said we sold it out “like Cradle of Filth.” ¬†I’m not really sure what that means but I’m taking it as a HUGE compliment.

We have a show in Brooklyn tomorrow! ¬†We’ve never actually done a big, full-on WKUK show in Brooklyn before even though we all live there! ¬†Should be fun! ¬†Then on to Boston then we’re hittin’ the South and Florida and Texas! ¬†I’m bringin’ sunglasses!

Well I haven’t found any good shirts the last couple days. ¬†This tour has not been as fruitful t-shirt-wise as the one in 2006. ¬†But we are having a BLAST! ¬†It’s awesome to meet so many people across the country who love poop jokes as much as we do!

We’re in Columbus Ohio tonight! ¬†Come check us out! ¬†It’ll be fun! ¬†

Well that’s really it for now. ¬†Even though I haven’t found any more crazy t-shirts, I wanted to write so you all don’t think I got killed for wearing one of those last two.

Keep the dream alive (what?)!

Well I have a couple of minutes here in Boulder so it’s time to play catch-up! ¬†Here are two shirts I bought last week somewhere in the vast empty expanse that is Montana:

Shirt #1:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, is the type on the front too small? ¬†Here, let me turn around…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you look closely, the drill in the middle looks like a 4! ¬†DRILL 4 AMERICA? ¬†If you hold down “shift” and hit 4, you also get $. Whoah. ¬†Hidden meanings. ¬†At any rate, this shirt is ridiculous. ¬†All others Palin in comparison.

How about crazy Right Wing shirt #2?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah!  Kill them birds!  What?  This shirt treats birds like terrorists.  Nice.

Also, the phrase is actually “birds of a feather,” not “birds of the same feather,” but maybe the printers made more money this way. Lastly, they did indeed add blood drizzling out of the dogs mouth. ¬†Pretty.

Well, that’s it for my Montana shirts! ¬†I would expect nothing less (crazy) from the place that gave us the Unabomber and the Freemen! ¬†Thanks, Montana!

Hey everyone! ¬†I have a blog here! ¬†If you read it every day, I’ll buy you ice cream!

So we’re out on tour right now, and whenever we’re driving around the country I like to find the craziest truck stop T-Shirts I can dig up! ¬†And now I can post them here for all to see! ¬†Let’s start with one I picked up at a gas station a few hours south of Denver yesterday!

Yes, it is pink, and you can’t tell from the picture, but it sparkles. ¬†This piece is perfect for everything from tea-time to clubbing. ¬†Very versatile.

I also found some shirts in The Middle of Nowhere, Montana that I can only describe as “Creepily Right-Wing For A T-Shirt.” ¬†I’ll post those soon, as well as any other new finds!¬†

Have fun!