Hey! Timmy and Darren and Sam are hosting an awesome party called Karaoke Relapse this Thursday the 31st! It’s being thrown by New York Magazine, so Tivo “Lost” and come sing with us! The 3-piece rock band the Thermals are playing a set and will then be backing you up for some karaoke! If you liked The Of Montreal Karaoke they did last year, then come out to this! It’s gonna be bitchin’! Click here for tickets!

Thursday, January 31 2008, 8:00pm
Tickets 20$
Studio B
259 Banker St in Greenpoint
Brooklyn, NY
(718) 389-1880

Hey everybody! Welcome 2008 by watching all 10 episodes of The Whitest Kids U’ Know UNCENSORED on IFC starting at 7pm ET! That’s right – boobies and swearing will help Baby New Year grow up right! And then at MIDNIGHT they’re gonna show a special thing that we shot in LA! Fun!

TONIGHT AT 7PM ET ON IFC! HOORAY!

Hey team,

Sam and Timmy are hosting Scum and Villainy tonight! Come on down and see some awesome comics and Timmy’s poor excuse for facial hair!

Scum and Villainy
Sun, Oct 21
Pianos (158 Ludlow)
8pm
FREE
With Baron Vaughn, Sean Patton, Shayna Ferm and Joselyn Hughes

Hey kids! Sam and Timmy will be hosting Scum and Villainy at Pianos tonight! This is the show that replaced the Whitest Kids show, so it’s almost sort of kind of like a triumphant return! Anyways, come check it out! There’ll be tons of funny dudes around and it’s FREE!

Scum and Villainy
Sunday, October 7th
8pm
FREE
Pianos
158 Ludlow (corner of Ludlow and Stanton)
With Chris Jurek, John F. O’Donnell, Brad Steurnagel and Mike Burns!

Tonight we are doing possibly the last Pianos show of the summer before we pack it up and start shooting season 2! So get your asses down there and let us see you beautiful faces one more time.

Hey! The Whitest Kids are doing a free show at Pianos tonight! And then we’re all going out dancing later!

Pianos
158 Ludlow NYC
8pm
FREE
With Chelsea Peretti and Ryan McKee
Hosted by Brett Gelman and Jon Daly

Hey everybody! There’s no Whitest Kids show this Sunday because some of us are out of town, but in its place will be “The Whitest Kids U’ Know Are Out Of Town So Here’s Timmy And Some Other People Doing Stand-Up Show!” Timmy will be hosting a showcase of our favorite comedian buddies! And it’s still FREE! So come on down!

With Matt Goldich, Josh Zepps, Sean Patton, Dan Newbower and Brett Gelman
Pianos (158 Ludlow, corner of Ludlow and Stanton)
Sunday, July 8
8pm
FREE

Hey everybody! There’s no Whitest Kids show tonight because some of us are out of town, but in its place will be “The Whitest Kids U’ Know Are Out Of Town So Here’s Timmy And Sam and Some Other People Doing Stand-Up Show!” Sam and Timmy will be hosting a showcase of our favorite comedian buddies! And it’s still FREE! So come on down!

With Baron Vaughn, Matt McCarthy, Pete Holmes, John F. O’Donnell, Greg Johnson and Alex Castle
Music by Jordan Cooper
Pianos (158 Ludlow, corner of Ludlow and Stanton)
8pm
FREE

Hey! Summer has sprung! Come celebrate with the Whitest Kids as we do some of our favorite sketches and have some hilarious friends join us! Bring a jacket though, it’s been a bit crisp lately.

The Whitest Kids U’ Know
Pianos (158 Ludlow, corner of Ludlow and Stanton in the LES)
8pm
FREE
With God’s Pottery and John Mulaney
Hosted by Tom McCaffrey