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Friday, March 27th, 2009

Hey everybody!

In case you didn’t know, I am a gigantic nerd. ¬†Now I have a column to prove it on The Daily Crosshatch! ¬†It’s about comics!

Check it out!

Timmy’s Tour T-Shirt Blog #6

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Okay.  So.  We still have a few shows left on tour, but I think Tarpon, Springs, Florida, may have won my heart with this little number:









This may be the single greatest shirt that I have ever found on the road! ¬†Good job Tarpon (they also had manatees just swimmin’ around everywhere)!

Timmy’s Tour T-Shirt Blog #5

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

This one, ladies and gents, speaks for itself:



Timmy’s Tour T-Shirt Blog #4

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

My Dear Deer Fans:  Enjoy!


Raleigh is BORING! And Birds!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Hey kids!


No new t-shirts yet, but after tonight’s show in Raleigh, NC, we head into the deep south so my hopes are high for t-shirt gold.

The weather has been terrible here and there’s not a lot to do except start book clubs and watch this:




That bird’s the best!

Timmy’s Tour T-Shirt Blog #3…Sorta

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Hey everybody! ¬†Well I haven’t bought any new shirts since the last post, but I’m calling this a T-shirt post anyways ‘cuz we’re back in NYC for a couple days and I got a BUNCH of Whitest Kids t-shirts out of storage! ¬†Hooray! ¬†Come one, come all! ¬†They have a gun on them and will probably only be available on this tour, so if you come see us, grab one!

Sorry, that wasn’t supposed to be a commercial. ¬†We had a GREAT show in Philly last night! ¬†So much fun, good job Philadelphia-ites! ¬†We sold the place out and one of the dudes that worked there said we sold it out “like Cradle of Filth.” ¬†I’m not really sure what that means but I’m taking it as a HUGE compliment.

We have a show in Brooklyn tomorrow! ¬†We’ve never actually done a big, full-on WKUK show in Brooklyn before even though we all live there! ¬†Should be fun! ¬†Then on to Boston then we’re hittin’ the South and Florida and Texas! ¬†I’m bringin’ sunglasses!

Non T-Shirt Blog #1

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Well I haven’t found any good shirts the last couple days. ¬†This tour has not been as fruitful t-shirt-wise as the one in 2006. ¬†But we are having a BLAST! ¬†It’s awesome to meet so many people across the country who love poop jokes as much as we do!

We’re in Columbus Ohio tonight! ¬†Come check us out! ¬†It’ll be fun! ¬†

Well that’s really it for now. ¬†Even though I haven’t found any more crazy t-shirts, I wanted to write so you all don’t think I got killed for wearing one of those last two.

Keep the dream alive (what?)!

Timmy’s Tour T-Shirt Blog #2

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Well I have a couple of minutes here in Boulder so it’s time to play catch-up! ¬†Here are two shirts I bought last week somewhere in the vast empty expanse that is Montana:

Shirt #1:









Oh, is the type on the front too small? ¬†Here, let me turn around…










If you look closely, the drill in the middle looks like a 4! ¬†DRILL 4 AMERICA? ¬†If you hold down “shift” and hit 4, you also get $. Whoah. ¬†Hidden meanings. ¬†At any rate, this shirt is ridiculous. ¬†All others Palin in comparison.

How about crazy Right Wing shirt #2?










Yeah!  Kill them birds!  What?  This shirt treats birds like terrorists.  Nice.

Also, the phrase is actually “birds of a feather,” not “birds of the same feather,” but maybe the printers made more money this way. Lastly, they did indeed add blood drizzling out of the dogs mouth. ¬†Pretty.

Well, that’s it for my Montana shirts! ¬†I would expect nothing less (crazy) from the place that gave us the Unabomber and the Freemen! ¬†Thanks, Montana!

Timmy’s Tour T-Shirt Blog #1

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Hey everyone! ¬†I have a blog here! ¬†If you read it every day, I’ll buy you ice cream!

So we’re out on tour right now, and whenever we’re driving around the country I like to find the craziest truck stop T-Shirts I can dig up! ¬†And now I can post them here for all to see! ¬†Let’s start with one I picked up at a gas station a few hours south of Denver yesterday!

Yes, it is pink, and you can’t tell from the picture, but it sparkles. ¬†This piece is perfect for everything from tea-time to clubbing. ¬†Very versatile.

pinkhorseI also found some shirts in The Middle of Nowhere, Montana that I can only describe as “Creepily Right-Wing For A T-Shirt.” ¬†I’ll post those soon, as well as any other new finds!¬†

Have fun!

We need extras again! Williamsburg Brooklyn! This Tuesday and Wednesday!!!

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Hey everybody! So the Whitest Kids Season 3 once again needs some extras! This Tuesday September 30 and Wednesday October 1 we need about 15 people for extras in the Williamsburg neighborhood in Brooklyn! It starts at 8am and will run all day, so if you have one or both of those days free, come be in the show! Send Timmy a message at his MySpace page ( if you’re interested!

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