So you guys are awesome and I think you should consider coming to Edinburgh, Scotland for festival season this August 2012 !!! http://www.edfringe.com/ Bars and clubs are open til 5am and open beverage container laws aren’t enforced Not to mention it’s only the most beautiful city in the world.
Its been my dream to see The Whitest Kids U Know for years now. And now they are coming so close to Portland, OR and i cant make it. (4 hour drive away in the snow and ice in a 2 wheel drive car plus having to get a hotel to stay the night and the gas to get up there all on a small budget while working 40 hours a week and going to school, PHEWWW) I am BEGGING you to please consider coming to the Tower Theater which is in my town. I spoke with them yesterday and they said it really all up to you. Their address is listed below. Your comedy has gotten me through some very tough times over the years and you guys are all that my friends and i ever quote and talk about. Recently 2 of my friends moved a way and not a day goes by that we don’t send each other quote texts from the show. You unique brand of comedy has over the years inspired me to spend my time making people laugh by sharing your material to them. If you guys could find a way to my town or hell, id be happy with an autographed picture of you guys! My 21st birthday is at the beginning of March and i get think of a better gift then seeing you guys live in person or getting a signed picture of you guys. I have gone over every possible scenario in my head and there is no way of me making it up there for your show. Its all i want to do though. I almost wish i never found out about it because now i am going to be extremely upset that i cant go. I’m almost tempted to buy tickets just to have them to frame so i can maybe lie and tell people i went. It would be a complete honor to hear back from you guys. Even that would put a smile on my face. Ive included my email hoping to hear from you guys. And also a note to Trevor and Zach: I was the ONLY person in the theater for Miss March when it came out and i had never laughed more hard in my entire life. I went and saw it again and got all my friends into it. Fuck what the critics say. That movie was pure comedy gold. Sam, Zach, Timmy, Trevor and Darren! I love all of you guys and i hope to hear back from you because that would really mean a lot. Thanks for all the laughter over the years. I cant wait for what you guys will bring us fans in the future. Take care and good luck on tour! Thanks for reading!
The Tower Theater 835 Northwest Wall Street Bend, OR 97701
(541) 317-0700
My Email: erizk_182@yahoo.com
Also, please delete my last post after reading because i didnt mean for my email to be posted and all i need is spam. if not then ill just create a new email.
I saw on a website that the tour shows admit all ages, but on the ticket website for the boston show it says that it’s 18+ and ID is required. Does anyone know whether people under 18 can get in or not?
So excited to see you guys in Portland,Oregon!! Can not wait for the show! My son who is 16 is totally bummed he can’t attend because of age restrictions. Oh well…I will enjoy of for him.
Bought my tickets for the Vera next Saturday! Beyond stoked! It’s literally the day before my brother’s birthday and I’m surprising him thanks for all the laughs and I’m looking forward to many, many more.
Just wondering, is there an age limit for this show? I am eighteen years of age but wondering if its 21+ or what the ruling on that is? Does the venue dictate that, if so, I am looking to attend the Chicago show. Any help would be very much appreciated.
hey i have a friend who would DIE to see you live. he lives in Detroit, Michigan and would really appreciate if you could fit Detroit into your tour. i really appreciate you coming to Portland and playing
(im the kid who got the NAAAIIIL GUN shirt) but it would mean alot to me and this friend that you did a show there. please respond and thanks!
You guys should come back to Tampa. I saw you a few years ago at the improv and it was a great night. Honestly five of the funniest nicest dudes ever. I remember talking to Sam and Timmy and making an ass of myself infront of Zach. You guys are the best. Lets get a Tampa date, please??!!!!
The Philly show sold out before I could get tickets! If someone has extras for sale, leave a comment and we’ll get in touch. Looking for either 2 or 4.
Hey,
My name is Nigel, and for about a year i was checking your website to see if you
might be going on tour near me (San Fransisco area), but it didn’t seem like you
were updating your website, so I stopped checking. Today I found out that you
performed there a motherfucking week ago. Many a manly tear was shed.
I was just wondering if you guys are planning any other tours. I would pay an
arm and a leg to see you live. (but I won’t suck your dick)
please reply. Seeing you live is on my goddamn bucket list. I had to comment here, because email isn’t working.
Hey there I was wondering if ya’ll would like to come to Georgia? I would really love to see your performance live and would pay good money to see you guys. Well if you ever get a chance come to Georgia I’m sure you wont have a problem getting an audience to come and watch you perform. The Florida tickets are not on sale yet but if I can get one before they get sold out I will be going to see you then. Its just I have little kids and it’s a bit hard for me to go a long ways off; but it is worth the drive. You guys have a good one and ill see you soon I hope.
I am very angry at my self for not getting tickets yet at the same time overjoyed for you guys that your show in Boston sold out. That is what I get for waiting till the last min to get tickets. I hope you guys come back to Boston soon and I’ll see you at the Brattle Theater for the Civil War On Drugs screening.
I pray someone with some power and influence someday gives these guys more money/ a larger platform to speak. Everyone should know the whitest kids! Buy their DVDs, merchandise and sell out these shows please. See you kids at the Colony.
Stop paying your student loans and don’t buy crap from Johnson&Johnson/GE/Citigroup or Walmart. We must Infiltrate, Destroy and Rebuild.
Please come to Tampa!!!!!!! The last time you guys came was in 2009 and I didn’t even knew you existed. But now that I do, I’m obsessed and really would like to see you. The drive out to Orlando is a little tiresome and Miami is ridiculously far. Plus I know theres some many Tampa fans that would come! Consider it!
I was just wondering if The Whitest Kids U’Know will every tour around Texas, or in my case Central Texas, in the near future? I would be ever so pleased to see the troupe live.
Hey guys, ever considered booking any shows in Austin? Lots of films are here now, and the hipster town really gets behind its INDY scene. You’d fit right in.
Saw the Chicago show. Loved it. It was dream come true, and I’ll always remember it. Seeing these inspirational kids was an amazing experience.
By the way, I got to ask Trevor about the Invisable Dog. He told me to shut up and get a life (just kiddin’). I also said they were better than Kids in the Hall and told Darren he was my favorite.
You guys will do a show in NYC…right? Maybe Pianos? Think about it, think about it. I SWEAR I am checking this website everyday till you guys post the word
Hey!
You should do a scandinavian show, dont care if its in Sweden, Norway or Danmark just do one! Go were ever your raitings are highest and ill be there. Cant afford to fly to the states and i really wanna see you guys live one day.
OMG EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO RESPOND AND DON’T EVEN READ THESE IM GOING TO POST A COMMENT SAYING YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO THE PLACE THAT I LIVE BECAUSE IT’S NOT ON THE PREDETERMINED TOUR DATE LIST AND THIS IS HOW I CAN REACH YOU!
Any chance of a Euro tour for The Whitest Kids U Know? Maybe you can set one up in Edinburgh. You can bet there will be many to see you in this part of the world.
You all need to make some trips to TN or an outlying state. I will drive almost anywhere my shitty car will take me to see you guys. FUCK, don’t be afraid of being raped by some redneck, inbred, pill-billie’s….I got your backs…and the smoke…. Ignore all the other faggots on here since their higher functioning brains lack the capacity to truly understand your particular brand of hilarity. And don’t go to Nebraska or the Ukraine…if earth was a pair of Siamese twins, those places would be the assholes.
My dad and I have loved to watch your shows ever since he stumbled upon them a little more than a year ago (Late, I know), and I would love nothing more than to be able to meet all of you. The show is just amazing, and I completely fell in love with it since the first few episodes I’ve watched. I know you stopped making them, except I’m still wondering if you’re doing anymore occasions so my dad and I can go. I really like your show and hope you come around Maryland soon.
January 12th, 2012 on 2:03 pm
I’ll get the chicago ticket info up as soon as I can.
January 12th, 2012 on 4:22 pm
heyo, it seems like your Email/Contact info isn’t working.
January 13th, 2012 on 6:26 pm
Chicagos tickets are up, and yeah email/contact info isnt really working/no one is checking. Get a hold of us through our individual facebook pages.
January 14th, 2012 on 3:45 am
Hey, you guys think you can come down to Arkansas any time soon? :3 <3 <3 <3
January 14th, 2012 on 7:58 pm
Michigan!
January 15th, 2012 on 2:17 pm
So you guys are awesome and I think you should consider coming to Edinburgh, Scotland for festival season this August 2012 !!! http://www.edfringe.com/ Bars and clubs are open til 5am and open beverage container laws aren’t enforced
Not to mention it’s only the most beautiful city in the world.
January 15th, 2012 on 10:01 pm
Are these all the dates??? Maybe if I’m lucky more will be added and one will be a florida date. A girl can dream right.
January 15th, 2012 on 10:22 pm
Its been my dream to see The Whitest Kids U Know for years now. And now they are coming so close to Portland, OR and i cant make it. (4 hour drive away in the snow and ice in a 2 wheel drive car plus having to get a hotel to stay the night and the gas to get up there all on a small budget while working 40 hours a week and going to school, PHEWWW) I am BEGGING you to please consider coming to the Tower Theater which is in my town. I spoke with them yesterday and they said it really all up to you. Their address is listed below. Your comedy has gotten me through some very tough times over the years and you guys are all that my friends and i ever quote and talk about. Recently 2 of my friends moved a way and not a day goes by that we don’t send each other quote texts from the show. You unique brand of comedy has over the years inspired me to spend my time making people laugh by sharing your material to them. If you guys could find a way to my town or hell, id be happy with an autographed picture of you guys! My 21st birthday is at the beginning of March and i get think of a better gift then seeing you guys live in person or getting a signed picture of you guys. I have gone over every possible scenario in my head and there is no way of me making it up there for your show. Its all i want to do though. I almost wish i never found out about it because now i am going to be extremely upset that i cant go. I’m almost tempted to buy tickets just to have them to frame so i can maybe lie and tell people i went. It would be a complete honor to hear back from you guys. Even that would put a smile on my face. Ive included my email hoping to hear from you guys. And also a note to Trevor and Zach: I was the ONLY person in the theater for Miss March when it came out and i had never laughed more hard in my entire life. I went and saw it again and got all my friends into it. Fuck what the critics say. That movie was pure comedy gold. Sam, Zach, Timmy, Trevor and Darren! I love all of you guys and i hope to hear back from you because that would really mean a lot. Thanks for all the laughter over the years. I cant wait for what you guys will bring us fans in the future. Take care and good luck on tour! Thanks for reading!
The Tower Theater 835 Northwest Wall Street Bend, OR 97701
(541) 317-0700
My Email: erizk_182@yahoo.com
January 15th, 2012 on 10:44 pm
Also, please delete my last post after reading because i didnt mean for my email to be posted and all i need is spam. if not then ill just create a new email.
January 16th, 2012 on 11:22 am
come to Minneapolis (or St. Paul… or even Cannon Falls)!
January 17th, 2012 on 7:38 pm
Come to Orlando!!
January 17th, 2012 on 7:43 pm
I saw on a website that the tour shows admit all ages, but on the ticket website for the boston show it says that it’s 18+ and ID is required. Does anyone know whether people under 18 can get in or not?
January 17th, 2012 on 11:21 pm
I will be first in line if you ever come to Raleigh, NC.
January 18th, 2012 on 12:33 am
Would also love to see you come to Raleigh. I can’t get enough of these sketches!
January 18th, 2012 on 11:46 pm
Baton rouge, new Orleans or anywhere in the south would be great.
January 19th, 2012 on 12:57 pm
New York shows? (around Albany)
January 21st, 2012 on 10:58 am
So excited to see you guys in Portland,Oregon!! Can not wait for the show! My son who is 16 is totally bummed he can’t attend because of age restrictions. Oh well…I will enjoy of for him.
January 22nd, 2012 on 4:55 am
Bought my tickets for the Vera next Saturday! Beyond stoked! It’s literally the day before my brother’s birthday and I’m surprising him
thanks for all the laughs and I’m looking forward to many, many more.
January 22nd, 2012 on 12:52 pm
Floridaaaa!!!!
January 23rd, 2012 on 9:12 pm
Just wondering, is there an age limit for this show? I am eighteen years of age but wondering if its 21+ or what the ruling on that is? Does the venue dictate that, if so, I am looking to attend the Chicago show. Any help would be very much appreciated.
January 24th, 2012 on 2:47 pm
God damnit. Come to Omaha so I can fucking see you guys. Fuck!
January 28th, 2012 on 12:37 am
I don’t know what possessed you gentlemen to pick Cleveland as a stop on the tour, but I AM STOKED! See you at the grog.
January 29th, 2012 on 2:56 am
hey i have a friend who would DIE to see you live. he lives in Detroit, Michigan and would really appreciate if you could fit Detroit into your tour. i really appreciate you coming to Portland and playing
(im the kid who got the NAAAIIIL GUN shirt) but it would mean alot to me and this friend that you did a show there. please respond and thanks!
also i sent an email to your contact info
February 5th, 2012 on 5:24 pm
You guys should come back to Tampa. I saw you a few years ago at the improv and it was a great night. Honestly five of the funniest nicest dudes ever. I remember talking to Sam and Timmy and making an ass of myself infront of Zach. You guys are the best. Lets get a Tampa date, please??!!!!
February 5th, 2012 on 10:10 pm
Just bought tickets to see them at the UP Comedy Club in Chicago. HOLY GOD, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We goin’ to see the mother fuzuckin’ WKUK!
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February 6th, 2012 on 7:31 pm
Are these shows(specifically the Chicago one) all ages or only 18 and up?
February 8th, 2012 on 1:56 am
loved the Vera Project show!! amazing! hope to meet you all again someday
February 8th, 2012 on 7:28 am
The Philly show sold out before I could get tickets! If someone has extras for sale, leave a comment and we’ll get in touch. Looking for either 2 or 4.
Thanks.
February 8th, 2012 on 11:42 pm
Hey,
My name is Nigel, and for about a year i was checking your website to see if you
might be going on tour near me (San Fransisco area), but it didn’t seem like you
were updating your website, so I stopped checking. Today I found out that you
performed there a motherfucking week ago. Many a manly tear was shed.
I was just wondering if you guys are planning any other tours. I would pay an
arm and a leg to see you live. (but I won’t suck your dick)
please reply. Seeing you live is on my goddamn bucket list. I had to comment here, because email isn’t working.
TL;DR are you going to tour in future years?
February 9th, 2012 on 12:16 pm
Hey there I was wondering if ya’ll would like to come to Georgia? I would really love to see your performance live and would pay good money to see you guys. Well if you ever get a chance come to Georgia I’m sure you wont have a problem getting an audience to come and watch you perform. The Florida tickets are not on sale yet but if I can get one before they get sold out I will be going to see you then. Its just I have little kids and it’s a bit hard for me to go a long ways off; but it is worth the drive. You guys have a good one and ill see you soon I hope.
February 9th, 2012 on 2:58 pm
Please add another Philly show? Tickets sold out before I had a chance to get them.
February 9th, 2012 on 4:00 pm
Hi.
Ticketmaster shows Jeff Ross playing the Colony on 3/3. Has the date been changed?
February 9th, 2012 on 7:52 pm
hey i second what grapist said, please do another philly show
February 10th, 2012 on 12:19 pm
I am very angry at my self for not getting tickets yet at the same time overjoyed for you guys that your show in Boston sold out. That is what I get for waiting till the last min to get tickets. I hope you guys come back to Boston soon and I’ll see you at the Brattle Theater for the Civil War On Drugs screening.
February 12th, 2012 on 1:22 pm
Please do a show in New York City! I’m dying to see you guys
February 12th, 2012 on 11:30 pm
Come to ottawa ontario and perform at the scotia bank place.
February 13th, 2012 on 9:27 am
Will there be a show in new orleans or somewhere close to mississippi?
February 15th, 2012 on 3:50 pm
Any chance you guys coming to Atlanta? My friends and I have been watching for years….gotta hit Hotlanta, guaranteed sellouts.
February 16th, 2012 on 8:56 pm
please come to texas, i will cry my pants i love you
February 17th, 2012 on 12:44 am
Tampa fl would love to have you here after Miami… spring break 2012 Fl!
February 18th, 2012 on 10:12 am
Come to Toronto soon, I would not miss that for anything.
February 18th, 2012 on 3:53 pm
You guys gotta come to Baltimore MD!! been watchin the show since it started id love to see you guys live(:
February 23rd, 2012 on 2:13 pm
I pray someone with some power and influence someday gives these guys more money/ a larger platform to speak. Everyone should know the whitest kids! Buy their DVDs, merchandise and sell out these shows please. See you kids at the Colony.
Stop paying your student loans and don’t buy crap from Johnson&Johnson/GE/Citigroup or Walmart. We must Infiltrate, Destroy and Rebuild.
February 23rd, 2012 on 4:05 pm
Please come to Tampa!!!!!!! The last time you guys came was in 2009 and I didn’t even knew you existed. But now that I do, I’m obsessed and really would like to see you. The drive out to Orlando is a little tiresome and Miami is ridiculously far. Plus I know theres some many Tampa fans that would come! Consider it!
February 23rd, 2012 on 5:00 pm
Hey come to the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, NC…
February 23rd, 2012 on 10:55 pm
hey,
I was just wondering if The Whitest Kids U’Know will every tour around Texas, or in my case Central Texas, in the near future? I would be ever so pleased to see the troupe live.
February 24th, 2012 on 6:57 pm
COME TO DETROIT.
February 25th, 2012 on 11:06 am
Just saw the Madison show last night and It was AMAZING!!!!! It was great meeting everyone! I had the best time! Thanks for a super evening!!!!!
February 26th, 2012 on 8:54 pm
Ya’ll are quite refreshing!
Esp. love the songs! Love your creative energy and hope to see you come to Tampa/St. Petersburg, FL
February 28th, 2012 on 1:24 am
Hey guys, ever considered booking any shows in Austin? Lots of films are here now, and the hipster town really gets behind its INDY scene. You’d fit right in.
February 28th, 2012 on 7:33 pm
Saw the Chicago show. Loved it. It was dream come true, and I’ll always remember it. Seeing these inspirational kids was an amazing experience.
By the way, I got to ask Trevor about the Invisable Dog. He told me to shut up and get a life (just kiddin’). I also said they were better than Kids in the Hall and told Darren he was my favorite.
Fuck yeah. Fucking awesome.
March 3rd, 2012 on 11:04 pm
Awwww come on….I been waiting for you guys to come to Florida for forever and I found out the day after you were here.
Come back really soon please!
March 7th, 2012 on 1:12 am
Come to San Antonio…There are a lot of people at Fort Sam who want to see you all!
March 8th, 2012 on 2:24 pm
You guys will do a show in NYC…right? Maybe Pianos? Think about it, think about it. I SWEAR I am checking this website everyday till you guys post the word
March 12th, 2012 on 11:15 am
Hey!
You should do a scandinavian show, dont care if its in Sweden, Norway or Danmark just do one! Go were ever your raitings are highest and ill be there. Cant afford to fly to the states and i really wanna see you guys live one day.
Regards from You most lojal Swedish fan girl.
Ps Timmy dance makes me hot
March 13th, 2012 on 3:07 pm
I totaly agree with Torbjörn ^^^. Come to scandinavia tickets to the US from Denmark are so expensive
March 26th, 2012 on 3:01 pm
WKUK why you no come to omaha nebraska?
March 28th, 2012 on 3:29 am
Came to Ukraine, It’s a very beautiful country.
April 2nd, 2012 on 8:29 am
Come to Québec city or i’ll rape a beaver
April 6th, 2012 on 10:42 am
COME TO TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASEEEE!!!!:D AUSTIN HAS GOOD HERB!!!
April 7th, 2012 on 12:46 pm
OMG EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO RESPOND AND DON’T EVEN READ THESE IM GOING TO POST A COMMENT SAYING YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO THE PLACE THAT I LIVE BECAUSE IT’S NOT ON THE PREDETERMINED TOUR DATE LIST AND THIS IS HOW I CAN REACH YOU!
April 10th, 2012 on 10:12 am
Fuck off Adam Sandler
April 20th, 2012 on 12:33 pm
Please come to Maine! Or Boston. Fuck it, I’ll take a drive. Just come close!
April 22nd, 2012 on 6:01 am
Any chance of a Euro tour for The Whitest Kids U Know? Maybe you can set one up in Edinburgh. You can bet there will be many to see you in this part of the world.
April 23rd, 2012 on 10:26 am
You all need to make some trips to TN or an outlying state. I will drive almost anywhere my shitty car will take me to see you guys. FUCK, don’t be afraid of being raped by some redneck, inbred, pill-billie’s….I got your backs…and the smoke…. Ignore all the other faggots on here since their higher functioning brains lack the capacity to truly understand your particular brand of hilarity. And don’t go to Nebraska or the Ukraine…if earth was a pair of Siamese twins, those places would be the assholes.
April 26th, 2012 on 11:41 am
I WANT TO SPLUGE ON YOU!!! AND THAT BRANDON GUYS JUST WANTS TO RAPE YOU ALL. BE CAREFULLLLLL!!!!! TOOO MANY RAPIST NAMED BRANDON.
April 29th, 2012 on 10:09 pm
Huston tx u guys got to come soon me and my bro act out ur sketchs we know them by heart
see u soon
May 12th, 2012 on 2:29 pm
You guys need to come to Colorado or wyoming or south dakota somewhere close to one of those states!
May 12th, 2012 on 4:05 pm
My dad and I have loved to watch your shows ever since he stumbled upon them a little more than a year ago (Late, I know), and I would love nothing more than to be able to meet all of you. The show is just amazing, and I completely fell in love with it since the first few episodes I’ve watched. I know you stopped making them, except I’m still wondering if you’re doing anymore occasions so my dad and I can go. I really like your show and hope you come around Maryland soon.
May 17th, 2012 on 9:24 pm
PLEASE COME BACK TO PHILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!