Good I guess, but i have to go to school for two extra weeks because of stupid snow. Anyway I don’t know why I replied to this…..hope everyone who reads this (if anyone) has a good weekend, bye.
Pretty great at the moment. But mostly just because I’m watching your show. Soon enough, real life is gonna hit me again like a speeding truck. Full of fish. Rotting ones.
What’s up Sam! When are you guys coming out to Los Angeles? I missed your last show out here last year. I’m a big fan, you guys are awesome. You guys do some of the finniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m doing shitty by the way.
Orite Sam, just wondering, how do you come up with the sketches which include british people, personally i love them and i’m british even they do take the mick they’re brilliant keep up good work
p.s i think i’m the only person in england who’s heard of your show
SAM! I just found out today we share a birthday! We also share a first name. And similar passions. And we kinda look alike but I’m only sixteen. I’m not obsessing or anything but I did make a macaroni sculpture of you early. Wanna know what I used as a glue …toothpaste …it was just toothpaste. I’m just going to wrap things up or should I say RAP things up…nah I can’t do the rhymes like these youngsters…anyways I guess the reason I’m posting on here is I just want a paternity test…you’re probably my father…Just Sayin
Hey Sam, its me, the chick with the huge crush on you. I just wanted to say to you that between you guys, bags of weed, mountain dew and nazi zombies-all together has helped make the worse two years of my life manageable. lol. Thanks a million and please continue to keep me laughing so I don’t cry…lol. If not, you’ll have to come to Columbus, OH for your torture…lol.
Know u from that grumpy son of mine, 21, writer, composer and so fan of you, I guess.
I wonder what these sketches would sound in ‘joual’? I am a drama writer from quebec, french speaking (as you’ve noticed). May I try to translate one episod in ”joual”?
just joking? da!
P.S.: my son would much better do or do much better?
Congrads Sam, I love your show! It is my brother and my favorite. I recognized you the first few times I saw it but i didn’t know from where, then i read your profile on the website and saw you went to Highschool with me. Very Funny show! Garrett
Dear Mr. Sam,
I have been home all day long either watching Whitest Kids videos or masturbating (one of those is out of boredom,) and I have seen the same videos multiple times. What does this say? Well let me tell you straight up aces down. (I learned that phrase on BET… yeah I’m diverse.. no I’m just kidding I don’t have cable I just wanted to seem diverse.) It says one of two things: ONE(1); that I am somewhat lacking a “life,” or TWO(2); that you dude-bro’s need to make some new episodes and update this website. Despite the fact that this message is going to go on for a while and it may appear I have no “life,” it is actually the second choice. I just commented on Trevor’s blog and he would agree with me if he read that and kept it updated, but trust me he is on the same page with the new material concept. I’m not sure what you’re doing in New York, probably doing whippits, but it needs to cease and you kids NEED to bring back the funny. Like JT (Justin Timberlake,) with the sexy but instead of “sexy” fill in “the funny.” *sigh*… that right there is to show you that in real life I am sighing. I am letting out a breath of, “where the in the world is thewhitestkidsu’know? Because I am doubting that they were ever real in the first place. Just really good CGI to make us believe that there are five kids in New York who are very funny. The media just likes to yank our chains around and this seems like the exact thing Regis would do…. he is always watching and groping.
Oh by the way I am doing fine today just really bored.. *sigh* well, I am going to go watch some more whitest kids videos… and probably masturbate to them. Just kidding or am I? Who knows for sure because it is quite tough knowing when someone is kidding through the whole internet text thing.
Love,
Jordan (some kid from salem, Oregon who really loves the show.)
p.s.
I didn’t proof read this… it’s way too damn long.
god you fans need to keep ur sick fuckin fantasies to ur fuckin selves. i mean who the fuck cares how much you jerk off to the whitest kids u wish you knew? i mean jesus fuck people. i dont think timmy wants to hear that you want to rub ur fuckin dick in his chins. and i doubt sam cares if you want to yank and spank him. guys just say ur fuckin mood and maybe say ur favorite episode or some other shit and shut the fuck up.
the most annoyed kid u dont care about, John
May 20th, 2010 on 3:02 pm
Good I guess, but i have to go to school for two extra weeks because of stupid snow. Anyway I don’t know why I replied to this…..hope everyone who reads this (if anyone) has a good weekend, bye.
May 20th, 2010 on 7:06 pm
Pretty great at the moment. But mostly just because I’m watching your show. Soon enough, real life is gonna hit me again like a speeding truck. Full of fish. Rotting ones.
May 20th, 2010 on 9:05 pm
I’m FANTASTIC Sam, how are you?
May 21st, 2010 on 11:52 am
My brain age is 53, take that for what you will.
May 21st, 2010 on 12:02 pm
it’s too early to tell about today yet, but the other day i totally saw ^ stephanie’s cat pee.
May 21st, 2010 on 2:15 pm
Awesome just fucking awesome.
May 22nd, 2010 on 12:21 am
if i have to score between 1 and 14533, i would say 9730
May 23rd, 2010 on 12:36 pm
I just looked up what blue waffles is, I’m feeling fucking sick and sad now
May 23rd, 2010 on 8:41 pm
It’s all peachy keen here Sam! How are you!?
May 25th, 2010 on 8:34 pm
cant complain
May 27th, 2010 on 1:25 pm
i’m better now that i know season 4 is coming soon.
May 27th, 2010 on 3:36 pm
My car’s dead and my balls itch. But I was fantastic when you actually posted that. Thanks for axing!
May 28th, 2010 on 3:41 am
Way to phone it in after like 5 months of not posting anything.
June 2nd, 2010 on 4:22 pm
ok
June 3rd, 2010 on 12:43 pm
What’s up Sam! When are you guys coming out to Los Angeles? I missed your last show out here last year. I’m a big fan, you guys are awesome. You guys do some of the finniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m doing shitty by the way.
June 5th, 2010 on 6:39 am
Orite Sam, just wondering, how do you come up with the sketches which include british people, personally i love them and i’m british even they do take the mick they’re brilliant keep up good work
p.s i think i’m the only person in england who’s heard of your show
June 7th, 2010 on 4:02 am
? ????? ????????, ???????.
????? ????????, ?? ???????????? ????????.
June 7th, 2010 on 4:06 am
agrh, your stupid website doesn’t understand my language
June 18th, 2010 on 6:16 pm
Brad, quite of lot of people at my school watch these guys and I live in the U.K. Also yes the England piss takes are hilarious
July 5th, 2010 on 8:04 pm
Good, you should post more! You’re hilarious I wish I could burn one down with you guys
July 7th, 2010 on 2:31 am
SAM! I just found out today we share a birthday! We also share a first name. And similar passions. And we kinda look alike but I’m only sixteen. I’m not obsessing or anything but I did make a macaroni sculpture of you early. Wanna know what I used as a glue …toothpaste …it was just toothpaste. I’m just going to wrap things up or should I say RAP things up…nah I can’t do the rhymes like these youngsters…anyways I guess the reason I’m posting on here is I just want a paternity test…you’re probably my father…Just Sayin
July 8th, 2010 on 10:17 am
Hey Sam, its me, the chick with the huge crush on you. I just wanted to say to you that between you guys, bags of weed, mountain dew and nazi zombies-all together has helped make the worse two years of my life manageable. lol. Thanks a million and please continue to keep me laughing so I don’t cry…lol. If not, you’ll have to come to Columbus, OH for your torture…lol.
July 11th, 2010 on 6:11 pm
Oh I’m stupendous…oh right theres something I forgot to do……..
SAMUEL KELLY BROWN WLL U MARRY ME?
July 13th, 2010 on 6:28 pm
Know u from that grumpy son of mine, 21, writer, composer and so fan of you, I guess.
I wonder what these sketches would sound in ‘joual’? I am a drama writer from quebec, french speaking (as you’ve noticed). May I try to translate one episod in ”joual”?
just joking? da!
P.S.: my son would much better do or do much better?
July 23rd, 2010 on 10:55 pm
I just had to let u know u my fav. out of everyone =]
August 14th, 2010 on 1:25 am
WE LOVE YOU SAM!
August 14th, 2010 on 12:58 pm
good and you?
September 1st, 2010 on 1:16 pm
why are you the only onr with up to date-ish posts
September 21st, 2010 on 3:15 pm
I want to make love to you sam!!!
October 10th, 2010 on 1:48 am
??????! ? ???? ? ??? ????? ???????? ???? ?????????. ?? ?? ???????? ?????, ? ??????????? ?? ? ?????? ???????, ????? ? ? ?? ?? ?????? ??? ????? ???? ????????? ????? ?????????? ? ???????… ??? ??????? ? ? ??????, ?????? ?? ????-??????????!
October 19th, 2010 on 6:42 pm
Sam, I want to be with you.
October 21st, 2010 on 12:02 am
Why do you perpetuate this garbage? I laugh all the time and it sucks! Eff you, effin’ stupids!
October 21st, 2010 on 10:34 am
Congrads Sam, I love your show! It is my brother and my favorite. I recognized you the first few times I saw it but i didn’t know from where, then i read your profile on the website and saw you went to Highschool with me. Very Funny show! Garrett
December 12th, 2010 on 9:58 pm
uh u guys even blog anymore?
January 1st, 2011 on 11:37 pm
Dear Mr. Sam,
I have been home all day long either watching Whitest Kids videos or masturbating (one of those is out of boredom,) and I have seen the same videos multiple times. What does this say? Well let me tell you straight up aces down. (I learned that phrase on BET… yeah I’m diverse.. no I’m just kidding I don’t have cable I just wanted to seem diverse.) It says one of two things: ONE(1); that I am somewhat lacking a “life,” or TWO(2); that you dude-bro’s need to make some new episodes and update this website. Despite the fact that this message is going to go on for a while and it may appear I have no “life,” it is actually the second choice. I just commented on Trevor’s blog and he would agree with me if he read that and kept it updated, but trust me he is on the same page with the new material concept. I’m not sure what you’re doing in New York, probably doing whippits, but it needs to cease and you kids NEED to bring back the funny. Like JT (Justin Timberlake,) with the sexy but instead of “sexy” fill in “the funny.” *sigh*… that right there is to show you that in real life I am sighing. I am letting out a breath of, “where the in the world is thewhitestkidsu’know? Because I am doubting that they were ever real in the first place. Just really good CGI to make us believe that there are five kids in New York who are very funny. The media just likes to yank our chains around and this seems like the exact thing Regis would do…. he is always watching and groping.
Oh by the way I am doing fine today just really bored.. *sigh* well, I am going to go watch some more whitest kids videos… and probably masturbate to them. Just kidding or am I? Who knows for sure because it is quite tough knowing when someone is kidding through the whole internet text thing.
Love,
Jordan (some kid from salem, Oregon who really loves the show.)
p.s.
I didn’t proof read this… it’s way too damn long.
January 27th, 2011 on 1:01 pm
Im doing well i just wanted to ask u one thing when u are doing the skits how often do you have to retake them?
March 21st, 2011 on 7:02 pm
I just watched 2 girls one cup HOW DO YOU THINK I AM!!!!
D:
March 21st, 2011 on 7:03 pm
I just watched 2 girls 1 cup for the first time…HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!!!!!
D:
April 21st, 2011 on 8:07 pm
god you fans need to keep ur sick fuckin fantasies to ur fuckin selves. i mean who the fuck cares how much you jerk off to the whitest kids u wish you knew? i mean jesus fuck people. i dont think timmy wants to hear that you want to rub ur fuckin dick in his chins. and i doubt sam cares if you want to yank and spank him. guys just say ur fuckin mood and maybe say ur favorite episode or some other shit and shut the fuck up.
the most annoyed kid u dont care about, John
June 3rd, 2011 on 11:44 pm
Sounds like someone is having a bad case of PMS.
June 8th, 2011 on 8:43 pm
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
ps Sam u have successfully recreated in urself a 1976 sophmore mathlete…. and it was gooD
N A I L G U N !
July 12th, 2011 on 3:48 pm
better if there was season 6 of wkuk!