Happy end of 2009!!!
by Sam on Dec.27, 2009, under Sam
I am home(my mom’s house) doing laundry wide awake with nothing to do but aimlessly sit on the computer, which I feel is safe to say, a place most of us have been before. Somehow I ended up here so I figured why not do another blog entry. I need to double check but I think this is my first entry on my whitest kids blog that I actually wrote out. Sorry, I’m lazy. So much so that even now as I write this blog entry I do not know if I am going to finish it. Lazy. Anyway, within the spirit of the season I decided to remember what 2009 was to me. I tried to do my best to write this chronologically but my best doesn’t always cut it so please ignore any mistakes. The same goes with spelling and grammar.
New Years Eve was fun.
Obama hadn’t been inaugurated yet then all the sudden he was and we had a black president but that wasn’t too different from having a white president really. I mean I support him but I feel like there was an all around disappointment when he didn’t legalize pot or arrest George W. Bush for being lame.
I went on tour and the show came out(season 3). Had a good time there. Saw most of the country, slept on a bus and met some cool people.
Ended it off in Austin and went to SXSW which was fun. Learned what twitter was.
Then we started writing season 4.
Went to LA to do a promo shoot for IFC then decided to move to LA after shooting season 4.
Bernard Maydoff showed us how wrong white collar crimes can be.
Chris Brown hit Ryana.
I went home for 4th of July and ate seafood and BBQ.
Michael Jackson died and everyone was like “no way!”
Then Fara Fawcett.
And Billy Mayes!!! Things were getting out of hand.
Then we shot season 4
Did a couple of college shows. Traveling! I have a love hate relationship with traveling, I’ll tell you.
Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift at some weird concert/benefit on MTV and everyone made a bigger deal about it than they did the whole Chris Brown debacle. In fact they made such a big deal about it, Taylor Swift is like the MOST famous person now.
I went camping for a weekend in New Jersey.
Jenny Slate said fuck on SNL. I was already proud to know her for a lot of reasons, that was just one more.
I started a band called Sir Frog and we performed 4 shows.
Got to meet some of the members of Monty Python. Crazy.
The Yankees won the world series and everyone was sad.
Then Patrick Swayze died!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
For Halloween I was Larry Bird and saw another Larry Bird at the party I went to.
I went to Austin to Fun Fun Fun fest and came back with “Hakuna Matata” tattooed on my ribs.
With Season 4 shot I packed up all my worldly possessions and drove it to Glendale where it all resides in a storage space.
Came back east for the rest of 2009.
I saw “New Moon”, which I pronounce “Newman”, and loved it. I’m team Charlie. There was a movie within the movie “Newman” called “Face-Punch!”. “Face-Punch!” is my favorite movie.
Christmas happened.
And that bring us up to date.
I hope I have a fun New Year’s Eve.
I hope you do too!
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The Comedy Troupe in New York City
December 27th, 2009 on 5:47 am
You spelled Rihanna (”Ryana”) wrong.
December 27th, 2009 on 11:08 am
Does Sir Frog have a website or something?
December 27th, 2009 on 11:27 am
I hope the Golden Globes give a nod or two to Face Punch. It at least deserves something.
December 27th, 2009 on 8:08 pm
I know I’ve asked you this on Twitter a bunch of times, but what do you do in the band? Do you sing? Play an instrument? Both?
December 27th, 2009 on 9:34 pm
I played guitar and sang a little and unfortunately we dont have any good recordings of our songs since we were only a band for a couple months before I moved. Also I am glad I don’t know how to spell Rienna.
December 28th, 2009 on 12:31 am
Just wondering when season 4 starts and you guys should definetly make a movie with everyone in the troupe cuz that would be the shit
December 28th, 2009 on 12:45 am
sam it makes me so happy that u wrote this blog entry! i was doing the same thing, sitting on my computer with nothing to do, so i decided to check whitestkids.com. i really didnt think there would be anything new. so glad to see u blogging! love the video blog, by the way. i was an extra on season 4, but u guys didnt talk to me cause ur too cool for school. just kidding, i love whitest kids anyway. actually, everyone looked super busy. when does season 4 premiere? cant wait to see myself on tv. i wrote u this before, but i love that ur birthday is oct. 26 cause that is the day marty mcfly went back in time. okay, this is a super creepy comment, but im just a loyal fan! cant wait for season 4!
December 28th, 2009 on 1:51 am
this blog post is super awesome! love the show!
December 28th, 2009 on 4:05 am
Are you guys going to do any NYC shows in 2010? You guys are sweet.
December 29th, 2009 on 7:59 pm
your a fantastic blog poster mr. brown. you know what the BEST thing that happened in 2009 was for me? meeting you crazy dudes.
December 31st, 2009 on 12:19 am
haha, that was a pretty awesome recap of 09′. you guys gotta come to boston for a show! you have s shitload of fans out here, but im sure u know that as u are from massachusetts as well… another great reason to come do a show in mass! seeya
December 31st, 2009 on 3:10 am
Got to admit…you’re my favorite on the sketch show. Haven’t seen anything live yet, but the live shit is where it’s at…end of season two, on stage, that was great. Of course everyone asks you to hit them back, but let me or the general population know when you’re headed to Southern California. Good weather, good people, good times. C’mon, Sam!
December 31st, 2009 on 6:32 am
You forgot the part where you uploaded 238957234895728572 pointless, poor quality Youtube videos from an “android” phone. Pointless, yet supplied me with a many little slivers of amusement…
I’m looking forward to spending (notice I didn’t say “wasting”) many hours of my life in front of a computer screen as I watch Season 4…it should be good times and will insure epic lulz. Happy End of The Early 21st Century/ Beginning of A Little Later in the 21st Century.
Whitest Kids U Know FOEVAH <3
January 1st, 2010 on 11:19 pm
One day we will be famous and you will know our names, and we’ll dine at the tables of the gods on mt. olympus.
January 3rd, 2010 on 12:50 am
wooooo…
January 22nd, 2010 on 11:46 pm
Dude, you forgot my birthday.
Just for that you will not be recieving anything from me this year, I hope it hurts.
February 8th, 2010 on 9:58 pm
Dear Sam,
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
- The Queefer
February 10th, 2010 on 12:11 am
Thanks for this information. My sister has been wondering about this topic for a while.
February 12th, 2010 on 12:44 am
haha queef
February 18th, 2010 on 5:36 pm
Dear Sam,
My Mother married my husband’s son. Unfortunatly we live in the south, so these kind of things fly. Am I my own grandma?
- the queefer
March 5th, 2010 on 8:26 pm
I just ate a rib and some potatoes and now my foot is asleep.
March 13th, 2010 on 11:14 am
hey just wanted 2 say nice blog n keep ^ the gr8 work..the hoe rocks lol..show
March 13th, 2010 on 11:19 am
hey quick question(favorite line) u want some wine with that cheese!!!?
March 24th, 2010 on 5:33 pm
MMmmm…..can I ask one question? Do you guys have any fan mail address so i could send you a letter? i live in russia so i have no chance to see you…unless i come to America)) so i long to send you a huge beautiful paper letter…or at least an email)) and i asyou can you please tell any way to contact you? please?
March 27th, 2010 on 2:02 pm
My grandparents live in Glendale! So reading that made me smile:]
June 13th, 2010 on 11:17 pm
sound about right… thought he would make this a green country! oh well that movie was good except it did not include all of you! lame! oh well what can you do about it! good luck on S-5! sex robot was awsome! you should give this writer a chance.. just finished my third movie script! and wouldn’t you know all the characters have your names lol j/k i don’t know how to read or write! i just paid a homeless guy to type this all out for me at a kinkos in chicago! lol even now I’m taunting him with a bottle of jack!Man he looks pissed!
P.S.
This is the homeless guy… I’m going to flat out stab this fat guy once i get out of view of the cameras! He’s going down faster then a two dollar hoe on half off coupon night!
July 4th, 2010 on 6:27 pm
If you guys ever get to Columbus…look out Sam…I got a killer crush on ya! (Not a stalker crush lol) I love what you guys are doing! Take care and stay safe…you guys rock!
July 6th, 2010 on 9:34 pm
Sam…I regret that I didn’t learn your name early on in my appreciation of the Whitest Kids. I sort of made up new names for all of you, but I switched zach and trevors names…Who the F&*k is Trumeter? I mean, saying that early on is like introducing yourself as “Jack Mehoff” as a joke and then every time you see these people they say, “Oh, you’re Jack Mehoff…right? hahahaha”. Just wait till you go out for a quiet dinner with that Special Something and hear it…yeah, that’s gonna get you laid~
I just know of the guy usually in a dress…well, you were “Funny Dumb Guy”…The Nerd Nazi scene was unbelievable. The Necronomicon ‘hell speak’ episode was also the balls!
‘Sex Robot’ was stuck in my head today…over and over and over. Keep up the good work…oh yeah, and Feed Timmy…he’s looking much Whiter than usual.
PBalls