Tour Entry #5: COPS!
by Trevor on Feb.17, 2009, under Trevor
COPS GOT US!
“The Man” pulled us over as soon as we got to Oklahoma! I think it was just out of curiosity since we’re in giant buses with our faces on the side of them. But besides that Oklahoma was really cool! It’s really, really windy here! Fadem says it’s because the state is so flat. That’s why they have tornados all the time.
What else happened since last time …
I got altitude sickness in Denver. I got that when we played in Aspen too.
I guess I’m bad at acclimating.
OH!!! PROSTITUTES!! I totally forgot to tell you about the prostitutes! When we were in Tempe, AZ, we got invited to a Playboy party at a nightclub. I got bored and started going around the club, interviewing people with our film crew and telling them that I was working for a new TV show Lil Wayne was producing (I met Chamillionaire that way – he was really nice!) So I was interviewing this one lady and this dude who was with us asked me to put in a good word for him. I told the lady that our friend thought she was cute and then I left to interview other people.
Anyway, she turned out to be a prostitute and when I went to get on the bus there were all her prostitute friends on there! So we had to tell them all to get off the bus and they got mad. It was funny.
Well, that’s all for now. Loveyoubye
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Whitest Kids U’Know
The Comedy Troupe in New York City
February 17th, 2009 on 10:15 pm
what if the prostitutes had taken off with the bus? that would have left you guys in quite a pickle.
February 17th, 2009 on 10:24 pm
I want your bus in georgia…for an ALL AGES SHOW
*sigh*
maybe u tour another time?
come on a friday maybe?
i wanna meet you guys
i lvoe your blogs!
February 17th, 2009 on 10:38 pm
Tempe really is a whore town, not even gonna lie
February 17th, 2009 on 11:35 pm
Bad boys, what did ya do when they came for you?
It’s bad luck not to buy something from a prostitute. Or maybe that’s gypsies. A lot of times it’s the same thing, anyway.
February 18th, 2009 on 12:24 am
How could you guys not order room service?! I work in the the kitchen at the hotel you stayed at and was super psyched when I heard you were not only in Norman, but literally two floors away from me! Anyway, can’t wait for the movie. Keep up the good work! P.S. Maybe you guys could come back on your way back home? Love to meet you!
February 18th, 2009 on 1:26 pm
thats quite a funny storyy =)wish i could have seen the event myself
February 18th, 2009 on 2:37 pm
HAHAHAH
dumb hookers
February 18th, 2009 on 6:11 pm
AWW THATS NOT GOOD THAT YOU GOT SICK.. OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY,, AND I AGREE OKLAHOMA IS RATHER FLAT,,LOL
February 18th, 2009 on 8:29 pm
(To Trevor only) Please email me at dramaqueen628@netzero.com. I have tried to email you from your ‘contact me’ page and it’s failed, multiple times. I have a few questions I really wish and hope you can answer.
Please email me.
February 18th, 2009 on 9:43 pm
I hope Elizabeth Conners likes band newsletters and deals on Viagra, ’cause that’s what she’s getting…
February 18th, 2009 on 9:55 pm
Too Late….have a folder for that. jk. My people don’t need ‘Viagra’…not yet, anyways.
February 18th, 2009 on 10:19 pm
Damn! Do you have a folder for unsolicited love letters? I like smart chicks.
February 18th, 2009 on 11:36 pm
Being on tour sounds like heaven. -_-
February 19th, 2009 on 1:37 am
It’s so cool that you guys get to learn little facts about all these states…. it’s like, your’e all getting a feel of the U.S. that’s cool beans.
February 19th, 2009 on 4:55 am
That party sounds fucking awesome. I mean, you got bored AND there was a pack of old lady prostitutes? I’m from Knoxville, TN. Hope I can make it out to your NC show!
February 19th, 2009 on 11:08 pm
Any story that starts with “OH!!! PROSTITUTES!!” is bound to be golden.
Shame that altitude sickness is all that happened in Denver. I promise we also have tons of prostitutes. Next time you come to the Mile High City, I vow to bring a slew of them your show to ensure some worthwhile memories.
February 20th, 2009 on 10:39 am
I wanna take a picture with your bus…and you guys too, of course.
February 20th, 2009 on 3:45 pm
Holy crap! Wow I wish i could have gone to that party with you guys. (I mean I live in Tempe anyways). Ha! Well I guess I’ll just keep on dreaming. Aww poor Trevor! Altitude sickness is awful! I’ve gotten it so bad before that I was shaking and hallucinating. I hope it wasn’t that bad. Hope the rest of your tour kicks ass!
Love,
Danielle
February 21st, 2009 on 2:28 am
The show is brilliantly hilarious, watched it for the first time with a glass of wine, my pink robe while trying to keep my dog from licking my cat, “down there”, ha, dont judge me, I guess I can accept that they are gay lovers, love to see you guys live, missed you in Chicago… anywho ….yeah I dont have anything else
me
Katie Prichard
NIU
February 21st, 2009 on 2:31 am
oh I’m on Myspace and Facebook, just in case trevor wanted to know, because I’m sure he is
Katie Prichard
NIU
February 21st, 2009 on 9:42 am
My friend who is a stripper is bringing me to the Raleigh show, but we won’t climb into your bus without your permission. Promise.
February 22nd, 2009 on 6:29 am
i love you too. have a good day. smile face. i went to oklahoma once.. and it wasnt cool. but i live in vegas, u should come here. YEA!
February 22nd, 2009 on 8:28 pm
HAHAHA! thats great! thanks for sharing this with us Trevor
great updates
i wish you all the Best!
February 23rd, 2009 on 1:33 pm
omg hookers are funny looking lol i wondered how they looked when you told them to get off the bus. did they like start cursing and talking shit or did they make like funny looking sad face that looked like sad donkeys lol ^_^
February 24th, 2009 on 6:34 pm
I posted this on Timmy’s blog too, but I wanted to let you guys know that the review of the Denver show is up now on Trashwire.com at http://trashwire.com/2009/02/23/the-whitest-kids-uknow-come-to-denver/
Heard from Katherine at Allied that you were pretty sick, but you were still awesome.
-Alexis
TRASHWIRE.COM
February 25th, 2009 on 1:27 am
Trevor. I want you. Just saying. I’m an 18 year old girl from Philly and I’m pissed cause I think you’re actually here tonight and I just noticed that. So next time, I’m completely available.
Kendall
February 25th, 2009 on 10:10 am
hey last night’s show was awesome and great job for falling on my feet during the recess sketch really made me feel like i was apart of the scenery like a rock or stump…i think i can further that career in show business haha but seriously awesome show and i noticed the guy filming everything will there be a tour special or what is the filming for??….and oh 1 last thing get on zach he really needs to keep it together on stage all the laughing and having to restart the scene to get into character but and finally i wish i stay around to hang out like you asked us too but south street drunk girls were calling us away……hope you understand bro
February 26th, 2009 on 5:54 am
“giant buses with our faces on the side of them”
i seriously missed out when you guys came to LA.
February 26th, 2009 on 4:14 pm
Nice show the other night in Philly it was real funny. Sorry if my girl scream offend you the other night! thanks for letting me do it though hahah!
March 1st, 2009 on 12:24 pm
I swear everyone gets pulled over in Oklahoma! Macaulay Culkin got pulled over, but I think it was for a DUI and like a couple lbs of weed.
Did they search your bus with the drug dogs? That’s what OKC fuzz likes to do.
April 8th, 2009 on 4:10 pm
haha, surreeeeee you kicked them off the bus…
May 18th, 2009 on 9:40 pm
You may have just missed your only chance to kill a hooker
July 9th, 2009 on 3:33 am
hey this would make a good sketch where the cop pulls you guys over just to meet you and freaks and gets all star struck and shit.
November 4th, 2009 on 10:28 am
thats funny, this one guy FREEKED when i whas pretending to hichhike in my Nieghborhod, when i did this he gave me the finger, slamed on his breaks, rolled the window down and told me “HEY! be cool man, be cool.” i am 100% serius this is no lie…though i think that hooker thing was worse… anyway i look forward to watching season 4 with my little brother, i’m in 10th grade.I’ll tell my friends about season Four
December 28th, 2009 on 2:54 pm
Not everyone in Kansas is a total douchebag. I watched all ten episodes of Season One with the commentary on, so you should pay me back by paying a visit to the worst state in the world. I’m willing to pay five hundred dollars or more.
February 16th, 2010 on 3:45 am
I Love you too!! And P.s. Im not a prostitute!
February 21st, 2010 on 2:39 pm
LOL, I guess your friend didn’t get the “good word” put in after all. Interested in expanding your tour? Come to Asheville, North Carolina. Not even you will forget the experience! The whole town would love it if you would grace us with your presence
March 7th, 2010 on 4:44 am
very good, thankss
May 5th, 2011 on 11:47 am
You have some great musings! Perhaps I should contemplate about trying this myself.