Comments on: Zach’s blog… coming soon

By: John

John — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 02:07:24 +0000

With all due respect, and I /really do/ mean /respect/, I don’t think you could possibly understand how heartbreaking it is to see you and Trevor on these lukewarm “mainstream” and tame TV shows. I absolutely and unconditionally maintain that you and Trevor, along with the rest of the WKUK, are the great comic geniuses of our generation. Your true hearts, that is, the absolute absence of any posturing or pretense, coupled with your sublime talents and fidelity to a great tradition of American screwball comedy have never failed to surprise and amaze. And now I see Trevor playing second-fiddle to terrible actors, and you having to speak the words of terrible writers (infinitely inferior to yourself). Of course I understand that you guys, like everyone in this awful situation, need to make some dough and pay the bills, but it just seems like such a waste to me. Stay true, above all stay true, let no one, some /hack/, put stupid words in your genius mouth! Who else than you could’ve delivered the line “That will rip your dick off” so perfectly, or appeared with the precisely perfect demeanor that you did in the faux herpes commercial. I love you guys, I know Miss March didn’t perform well in the box office, but fuck them all, because, at the end of the day it had the scene where the whore bounced out of the window of the bus, and that scene is eternal, whereas attention after box office seats and nonsense like that is merely temporary, merely bottom-line. By all means, make some money, make piles of money, like Matt and Trey in the generation proceeding our own, you all deserve millions… But please don’t forget your truth, your fidelity to the sublime art of comedy, your hard work at traveling around the country and the labor of doing those sketches every night on the stage (you couldn’t have done this for /money/, that’s impossible). I’d like to write a critical text someday after the innovations and experiments of the WKUK, an attempt to immortalize in words of philosophy what you all accomplished in the comedy: as Hegel was to Beethoven, or Adorno to Schoenberg. But alas, you will make my task that much harder by giving us all only five seasons, and then merely going on your way into the grist mill that is Hollywood (I’m reminded of Trevor’s remarkable “pitching a movie” sketch). Anyways, I love you all, and do want you all to live comfortably and in economic security, but please do not give over to the mindlessness and untruth that is the world as it stands: continue to innovate and to truly share and give as you already have.

By: asdfghj;

asdfghj; — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 00:20:22 +0000

You’re show is really REALLY hilarious. I’m excited for your up and coming side projects Good luck to all of you.

P.S
Some of the other fans (esp. Haylee) are fucking creepy!

By: logan

logan — Mon, 02 May 2011 02:03:29 +0000

i wonder if a cat can kick a mail mans ass

By: Cat

Cat — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:04:13 +0000

Dear Zach and all the guys!

We’ve got your show broadcasted nowadays in Russia. I suppose I’m not the only one here who wants it to be continued))
Have I found this site to know, that it’s empty? “Photo album is coming soon…” That’s pretty disappointing.
Good luck & best regards.
Hope to see you soon on TV in the next season.

By: ItsHayleeBaby

ItsHayleeBaby — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 09:32:19 +0000

Zach Cregger,
Damn, that’s all I can say.

Not only is your acting AMAZING, but your body is just… mm-mm, honey. If you weren’t 30 and I weren’t 15, you and I would have made some sweet you-know-what. lol! If we knew each other of course.

… I just read over that and it sounds really weird, but hell, your a beast! A sexy one at that.

Okay, so I saw this video that you did with Trevor. You know, the one where you guys are trying to get the sounds of a blow job; the one where you suck on Trevor’s finger. Yes, I saw that and I must say that I admire the way you handled that plastic-wrapped cucumber. It turned me on and I rewind that part over and over and over. And again, that was something you didn’t need to know.

Anyway, about you acting, which is the best of everyone’s in my opinion. JUST AMAZING. Every role you play, mother (which you so a DAMN good job at) wife, jerk, idiot, I totally buy it! I think you were just born with those skills, sir.

Also, you do this thing where you change your voice and you sound like a child that I LOVE! You do this hot jaw-thing that makes me squeal “Zach!” every time. I think you know what you do to every female that watches your show want to grape you. lol!

I guess that’s it for now. Keep it up and make me laugh even more!

-Haylee

By: T

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 18:01:37 +0000

lol people have been coming here from feburary 09 to december 10 guys hes not gunna make a blog who cares

By: Rayy

Rayy — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:52:02 +0000

oh yeah and dont get confused with the name.. im not a dude, i promise

By: Rayy

Rayy — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:50:13 +0000

Zach, u are insanely gorgeous and i want to sit on that cute little lap of yours.. i watch wkuk just so i can see that pretty fucking face of yours mmmmmmmm you are soo yummy for my eyes <3333

By: Lillian Altamirano,Maria

Lillian Altamirano,Maria — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 15:12:26 +0000

Zach you the most funnyest badass person on Whitest Kid U’know next to Timmy. I think you are the cutest guy there.

By: Becca

Becca — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 04:17:09 +0000

say*