trever is just plain gourgussss and plays the best asshole in every skit i LOVE HIM! =D
sam looks retarted and perverted but i love him he is real funnay =D
timmy is BOMB i love him he always has the little kid/girl voice ahah LOVE him
zach is quite the hottie haha fucking hilarious too..
darrenn plays the awsomest girl i love him/her ahah my fave skit would be “how to have the perfect relashionship” ROFL!!! almost peed my pant the frist time and i did cry i did… ahha ” fuck the both og u im going to graamas!” “dont get near tht drunk whore!”
“TELL THT CUNT TO DIE!” ahahhaha WOW
ok well i need to add u guys in myspace cuz ur extreamly hilarious =D u guys should do a skit about COLOMBIANS =D .. i love u treveor..ur hot zach =D byeloveyou
Dear Zach,
I have found that a person’s soul mate’s cervex is shaped exactly like their nose. My question is how do you test this theory? I am giving this task to you my brave friend. Good luck.
- the queefer
Saw you guys on TV ocne thought you were hilarious then I spent like 2 whole days watching all your videos on youtube… my cheeck bones hurt so bad for the rest of the day jsut thought I’d right something cuz you guys are my favorite like comedy people! anyways bye neat website btw…. and zach post naow!
so get this, my name is also zach, i was also born on march 1st, and im one of the funnier guys in my group of friends, probably much like zach on the WKUK. MY MIND IS OFFICIALLY BLOWN! but anyways, love the show. looking forward to some new sketches.
Yeah, I think Zach has minions to blog for him now. People that are doing very well and have alot going on don’t usually have time to blog…they’re too busy blowing their load on the next show. I mean if “Zach’s blog coming soon!” was to be taken literally, and he did in fact skip a reach around from a circus monkey to blog, I would not be happy if the next show made me want to hurl my body into an automated hot dog factory and turn my own ass balls into Jack Link’s Summer Sausages? What.
The fact is…the show does NOT suck, and maybe…juuust maybe, thats partially your fault.
Hmmm.
stay white
PBalls
Woah woah woah. No blog? I don’t think anyone continued theres past May anyway. Oh well, looking forward to see ya’ll on the flat screen (hopefully one day Live).
Alright I just realized you guys have a site….
my bad, anyways you guys are great. Zach I may saw is
the best looking out of the group but hey thats just my opinion
Zach, u are insanely gorgeous and i want to sit on that cute little lap of yours.. i watch wkuk just so i can see that pretty fucking face of yours mmmmmmmm you are soo yummy for my eyes <3333
Not only is your acting AMAZING, but your body is just… mm-mm, honey. If you weren’t 30 and I weren’t 15, you and I would have made some sweet you-know-what. lol! If we knew each other of course.
… I just read over that and it sounds really weird, but hell, your a beast! A sexy one at that.
Okay, so I saw this video that you did with Trevor. You know, the one where you guys are trying to get the sounds of a blow job; the one where you suck on Trevor’s finger. Yes, I saw that and I must say that I admire the way you handled that plastic-wrapped cucumber. It turned me on and I rewind that part over and over and over. And again, that was something you didn’t need to know.
Anyway, about you acting, which is the best of everyone’s in my opinion. JUST AMAZING. Every role you play, mother (which you so a DAMN good job at) wife, jerk, idiot, I totally buy it! I think you were just born with those skills, sir.
Also, you do this thing where you change your voice and you sound like a child that I LOVE! You do this hot jaw-thing that makes me squeal “Zach!” every time. I think you know what you do to every female that watches your show want to grape you. lol!
I guess that’s it for now. Keep it up and make me laugh even more!
We’ve got your show broadcasted nowadays in Russia. I suppose I’m not the only one here who wants it to be continued))
Have I found this site to know, that it’s empty? “Photo album is coming soon…” That’s pretty disappointing.
Good luck & best regards.
Hope to see you soon on TV in the next season.
With all due respect, and I /really do/ mean /respect/, I don’t think you could possibly understand how heartbreaking it is to see you and Trevor on these lukewarm “mainstream” and tame TV shows. I absolutely and unconditionally maintain that you and Trevor, along with the rest of the WKUK, are the great comic geniuses of our generation. Your true hearts, that is, the absolute absence of any posturing or pretense, coupled with your sublime talents and fidelity to a great tradition of American screwball comedy have never failed to surprise and amaze. And now I see Trevor playing second-fiddle to terrible actors, and you having to speak the words of terrible writers (infinitely inferior to yourself). Of course I understand that you guys, like everyone in this awful situation, need to make some dough and pay the bills, but it just seems like such a waste to me. Stay true, above all stay true, let no one, some /hack/, put stupid words in your genius mouth! Who else than you could’ve delivered the line “That will rip your dick off” so perfectly, or appeared with the precisely perfect demeanor that you did in the faux herpes commercial. I love you guys, I know Miss March didn’t perform well in the box office, but fuck them all, because, at the end of the day it had the scene where the whore bounced out of the window of the bus, and that scene is eternal, whereas attention after box office seats and nonsense like that is merely temporary, merely bottom-line. By all means, make some money, make piles of money, like Matt and Trey in the generation proceeding our own, you all deserve millions… But please don’t forget your truth, your fidelity to the sublime art of comedy, your hard work at traveling around the country and the labor of doing those sketches every night on the stage (you couldn’t have done this for /money/, that’s impossible). I’d like to write a critical text someday after the innovations and experiments of the WKUK, an attempt to immortalize in words of philosophy what you all accomplished in the comedy: as Hegel was to Beethoven, or Adorno to Schoenberg. But alas, you will make my task that much harder by giving us all only five seasons, and then merely going on your way into the grist mill that is Hollywood (I’m reminded of Trevor’s remarkable “pitching a movie” sketch). Anyways, I love you all, and do want you all to live comfortably and in economic security, but please do not give over to the mindlessness and untruth that is the world as it stands: continue to innovate and to truly share and give as you already have.
February 20th, 2009 on 10:42 am
Did you guys kick Zach out of group?
I’m looking forward to his blogs of mystical wonders.
February 22nd, 2009 on 4:46 pm
Yeah Zach.. you better get on top of this whole blogging thing. Now even Sam has one up…
February 23rd, 2009 on 4:48 pm
It would be interesting to see your take on this touring bit.
February 24th, 2009 on 8:28 pm
OOOO! I’m Zach and I actually have a real life and don’t have time for blogs!
hmm. not sure if that was an insult or a compliment….
February 25th, 2009 on 12:09 am
Dear Zach,
Thanks for letting me be in line leader last night in philly…but boo for running back to nyc
s’okay i guess
PS…you’re fucking awesome
February 25th, 2009 on 3:49 pm
Zach, do you want me to write blogs for you? I’ll totally make them about cute boys and pretty dresses and all that other stuff you like.
February 26th, 2009 on 4:56 pm
Timmy,
Yeah I think you should. I’m pretty sure it’s what Zach would want.
March 4th, 2009 on 8:49 pm
your guys show is extremely funny however, butt fuck you guys for ragging of sublime.
March 6th, 2009 on 2:27 pm
Zach doesn’t wuv us anymore.
March 6th, 2009 on 2:29 pm
Nick, butt fuck you for never learning proper English. Hehe, I tease.
March 11th, 2009 on 7:46 pm
the suspense is killing me.
March 20th, 2009 on 9:38 pm
it’s weird to write a blog with a boner i guess
March 27th, 2009 on 9:11 pm
Come on Zach!! we need to hear from you! haha =)
April 10th, 2009 on 1:49 pm
Hey Zach! You awfully attractive. Would like to chat with you sometime!
April 11th, 2009 on 12:48 am
trever is just plain gourgussss and plays the best asshole in every skit i LOVE HIM! =D
sam looks retarted and perverted but i love him he is real funnay =D
timmy is BOMB i love him he always has the little kid/girl voice ahah LOVE him
zach is quite the hottie haha fucking hilarious too..
darrenn plays the awsomest girl i love him/her ahah my fave skit would be “how to have the perfect relashionship” ROFL!!! almost peed my pant the frist time and i did cry i did… ahha ” fuck the both og u im going to graamas!” “dont get near tht drunk whore!”
“TELL THT CUNT TO DIE!” ahahhaha WOW
ok well i need to add u guys in myspace cuz ur extreamly hilarious =D u guys should do a skit about COLOMBIANS =D .. i love u treveor..ur hot zach =D byeloveyou
April 11th, 2009 on 12:50 am
come to seattle ,WA
PLEASE!!!!! u dont no how many ppl love u guys over here i promise to go! =D plzzzzzz
August 17th, 2009 on 1:08 pm
oh
em
gee.
thats all i hufta say.
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
August 28th, 2009 on 12:36 am
FUCKING POST SOMETHING.
September 1st, 2009 on 3:18 am
Hia. I love this this show. I cannot get enough of it. I loved the sniper business show. LMFAO!
September 25th, 2009 on 7:36 am
Dear Zach,
Nice blog of fail.
October 29th, 2009 on 10:23 pm
Hurry up on the new season please, I am getting rather annoyed with re-runs.
November 23rd, 2009 on 11:52 pm
soooo I watched the dvds…….and I havent stopped laughing(haha). Love you guys. Zach ur amazing! great acting!
February 8th, 2010 on 9:56 pm
Dear Zach,
Is doggy style considered beasteality? with a cow?
- The queefer
February 14th, 2010 on 12:54 am
OMG!
February 18th, 2010 on 5:29 pm
Dear Zach,
I have found that a person’s soul mate’s cervex is shaped exactly like their nose. My question is how do you test this theory? I am giving this task to you my brave friend. Good luck.
- the queefer
February 22nd, 2010 on 8:28 pm
Saw you guys on TV ocne thought you were hilarious then I spent like 2 whole days watching all your videos on youtube… my cheeck bones hurt so bad for the rest of the day
jsut thought I’d right something cuz you guys are my favorite like comedy people! anyways bye neat website btw…. and zach post naow!
April 3rd, 2010 on 5:28 pm
Hey Zach went to rivendell with your bro’s. Great job on the show, damn near pissed myself several times. keep up the great work.
April 16th, 2010 on 10:52 pm
so get this, my name is also zach, i was also born on march 1st, and im one of the funnier guys in my group of friends, probably much like zach on the WKUK. MY MIND IS OFFICIALLY BLOWN! but anyways, love the show. looking forward to some new sketches.
April 29th, 2010 on 7:31 pm
zack i wanna know how u guys came up with pure comedy genius
May 28th, 2010 on 3:45 am
I’m guessing this one isn’t gonna work out… Coming soon: since Feb 2009.
June 1st, 2010 on 3:47 pm
i’m a black doctor.
i don’t think that was at ALL funny.
sorry, my dashiki was ruined at the cleaners. i’m feeling a little boogie at the moment.
now JEW TOWN! that’s a riot!
(by the way, i bought my bike!)
June 28th, 2010 on 11:29 pm
Zach,
Where are you?? Post a damn blog already!!
Love you! WKUK is the best comedy show ever! I’m a girl but the Period Sketch is one of my favorites haha.
July 4th, 2010 on 3:28 pm
I Liked the The Cubicle Guy skit with Darren and Sam in it i laughed so hard
July 6th, 2010 on 9:47 pm
Yeah, I think Zach has minions to blog for him now. People that are doing very well and have alot going on don’t usually have time to blog…they’re too busy blowing their load on the next show. I mean if “Zach’s blog coming soon!” was to be taken literally, and he did in fact skip a reach around from a circus monkey to blog, I would not be happy if the next show made me want to hurl my body into an automated hot dog factory and turn my own ass balls into Jack Link’s Summer Sausages? What.
The fact is…the show does NOT suck, and maybe…juuust maybe, thats partially your fault.
Hmmm.
stay white
PBalls
September 22nd, 2010 on 10:36 pm
zach,
where’s your blog?
October 17th, 2010 on 5:42 pm
Woah woah woah. No blog? I don’t think anyone continued theres past May anyway. Oh well, looking forward to see ya’ll on the flat screen (hopefully one day Live).
October 19th, 2010 on 11:16 pm
Alright I just realized you guys have a site….
my bad, anyways you guys are great. Zach I may saw is
the best looking out of the group but hey thats just my opinion
October 19th, 2010 on 11:17 pm
say*
October 20th, 2010 on 10:12 am
Zach you the most funnyest badass person on Whitest Kid U’know next to Timmy. I think you are the cutest guy there.
December 2nd, 2010 on 7:50 pm
Zach, u are insanely gorgeous and i want to sit on that cute little lap of yours.. i watch wkuk just so i can see that pretty fucking face of yours
mmmmmmmm you are soo yummy for my eyes <3333
December 2nd, 2010 on 7:52 pm
oh yeah and dont get confused with the name.. im not a dude, i promise
December 29th, 2010 on 1:01 pm
lol people have been coming here from feburary 09 to december 10 guys hes not gunna make a blog who cares
January 1st, 2011 on 4:32 am
Zach Cregger,
Damn, that’s all I can say.
Not only is your acting AMAZING, but your body is just… mm-mm, honey. If you weren’t 30 and I weren’t 15, you and I would have made some sweet you-know-what. lol! If we knew each other of course.
… I just read over that and it sounds really weird, but hell, your a beast! A sexy one at that.
Okay, so I saw this video that you did with Trevor. You know, the one where you guys are trying to get the sounds of a blow job; the one where you suck on Trevor’s finger. Yes, I saw that and I must say that I admire the way you handled that plastic-wrapped cucumber. It turned me on and I rewind that part over and over and over. And again, that was something you didn’t need to know.
Anyway, about you acting, which is the best of everyone’s in my opinion. JUST AMAZING. Every role you play, mother (which you so a DAMN good job at) wife, jerk, idiot, I totally buy it! I think you were just born with those skills, sir.
Also, you do this thing where you change your voice and you sound like a child that I LOVE! You do this hot jaw-thing that makes me squeal “Zach!” every time. I think you know what you do to every female that watches your show want to grape you. lol!
I guess that’s it for now. Keep it up and make me laugh even more!
-Haylee
April 19th, 2011 on 4:04 pm
Dear Zach and all the guys!
We’ve got your show broadcasted nowadays in Russia. I suppose I’m not the only one here who wants it to be continued))
Have I found this site to know, that it’s empty? “Photo album is coming soon…” That’s pretty disappointing.
Good luck & best regards.
Hope to see you soon on TV in the next season.
May 1st, 2011 on 9:03 pm
i wonder if a cat can kick a mail mans ass
June 30th, 2011 on 7:20 pm
You’re show is really REALLY hilarious. I’m excited for your up and coming side projects
Good luck to all of you.
P.S
Some of the other fans (esp. Haylee) are fucking creepy!
August 6th, 2011 on 9:07 pm
With all due respect, and I /really do/ mean /respect/, I don’t think you could possibly understand how heartbreaking it is to see you and Trevor on these lukewarm “mainstream” and tame TV shows. I absolutely and unconditionally maintain that you and Trevor, along with the rest of the WKUK, are the great comic geniuses of our generation. Your true hearts, that is, the absolute absence of any posturing or pretense, coupled with your sublime talents and fidelity to a great tradition of American screwball comedy have never failed to surprise and amaze. And now I see Trevor playing second-fiddle to terrible actors, and you having to speak the words of terrible writers (infinitely inferior to yourself). Of course I understand that you guys, like everyone in this awful situation, need to make some dough and pay the bills, but it just seems like such a waste to me. Stay true, above all stay true, let no one, some /hack/, put stupid words in your genius mouth! Who else than you could’ve delivered the line “That will rip your dick off” so perfectly, or appeared with the precisely perfect demeanor that you did in the faux herpes commercial. I love you guys, I know Miss March didn’t perform well in the box office, but fuck them all, because, at the end of the day it had the scene where the whore bounced out of the window of the bus, and that scene is eternal, whereas attention after box office seats and nonsense like that is merely temporary, merely bottom-line. By all means, make some money, make piles of money, like Matt and Trey in the generation proceeding our own, you all deserve millions… But please don’t forget your truth, your fidelity to the sublime art of comedy, your hard work at traveling around the country and the labor of doing those sketches every night on the stage (you couldn’t have done this for /money/, that’s impossible). I’d like to write a critical text someday after the innovations and experiments of the WKUK, an attempt to immortalize in words of philosophy what you all accomplished in the comedy: as Hegel was to Beethoven, or Adorno to Schoenberg. But alas, you will make my task that much harder by giving us all only five seasons, and then merely going on your way into the grist mill that is Hollywood (I’m reminded of Trevor’s remarkable “pitching a movie” sketch). Anyways, I love you all, and do want you all to live comfortably and in economic security, but please do not give over to the mindlessness and untruth that is the world as it stands: continue to innovate and to truly share and give as you already have.