Whitest Kids at Pianos tonight! FREE!

by Zach on Jun.10, 2007, under Uncategorized

Yo! The Whitest Kids U’ Know are doing a FREE show at Pianos tonight! You should come! Bring us toys!

You don’t have to bring us toys. You can if you want though.

The Whitest Kids U’ Know
Pianos (158 Ludlow)
8pm
FREE
With Taylor Williamson and Reggie Watts
Hosted by Brett Gelman and Jon Daly

917 comments for this entry:
  1. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    1st post, YEAH!!!

  2. hu-dogg

    post #2

  3. Jake the Snake

    sup guys wats happenin’

  4. Jake the Snake

    Bummer………no ones here

  5. Gina

    where ya goin’ skinny?! Fat piece a’shit!! haahahah

  6. Katie

    that is like one of my fav lines

  7. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    you tub of lard lookin motherfucker!!

  8. Jake the Snake

    I’m going to beat him to death with this hammer

  9. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    he’s hittin’ my butt! don’t hit my butt!

  10. Jake the Snake

    thats really what happened, jk

  11. Susan

    Wish I lived in New York.
    You guys are great.
    Congrats on the second season.
    Go underdogs…

  12. Jake the Snake

    no joke i wished i lived in New York too……i’m visiting for the summer though which is cool

  13. Darren

    I want all of you to move to NYC next week. You have to come see our little plays live.

  14. Jake the Snake

    Yeah i heard some of the skits you guys do have to be done live and not on TV

  15. Jake the Snake

    Darren……..come on dude, comment me on my myspace for the love of god! He He…just kidding but serioulsy comment me-jake the snake(at jake the snake)

  16. Jen

    Dam i wish i could go to NYC too see u guys this summer but the only closest relitave i know lives in CT and i know i could take the train to NY when im over there but me an her aren’t talking right now i wish she wasnt beeing such a bitch so i could see you guys live

  17. Jake the Snake

    Man!
    you guys weren’t jokin when you said no one comes on

  18. [amanda]

    ahahh i liv an hour away from NYC not even W00T

  19. sarena

    coo i try to come!

  20. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    I live close nough to NY that I don’t need to move there. (I could go and stalk u guys, but that would be really creepy…and none ofmy friends want to come with me…:’( )

  21. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    Is that ur kitty, darren?

  22. Katie

    i live in ny but im not old enough to come to a show

  23. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    I’m not old enough either, but my dad knows where pianos is even though wwe live in CT

  24. Katie

    i should make a facebook……………..
    i only have a myspace so i can talk to darren

  25. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    I was gonna make a myspace so I could talk to all of you guys, but I don’t like myspace at all.

  26. Katie

    its okay but it can be addicting

  27. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    facebook is more addicting. I feel safer and the games are insanely addicting!!! I played pool on facebook instead of reading this book for homework!!!

  28. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    did u look at my facebook? I’m ashamed of it since none of my friends ever talk to me or anything…

  29. Katie

    really its more addicting? i have to make one

  30. Katie

    i went to look at it but it says i have to login. im gonna make an account tomorrow

  31. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    yeah. I learned “hey there delilah” on my guitar. I don’t like the plain wite T’s particularly, but I LOVE that song. It’s so beautiful and you can feel the emotion…

  32. Malice wishes she was in NYC

    man, i wanna see them live so bad!!!!
    come to california!!!

  33. Malice wishes she was in NYC

    we need to get at least 100 comments by the end of the day

  34. lisa

    yo! what is up? I would love to come and bring yall toys but um i have know idea what state that place is in so maybe if you come to Tennessee, I would so bring you something.But you gotta come close to Estill Springs cause my perants wont drive me very far and all they peeps i know are working most of the time so I wouldn’t have a way there.

  35. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    I’ve stayed up late before to get 2000 posts. darkest moment of my life (next to eating a whitecastle cheeseburger through a straw)

  36. Malice wishes she was in NYC

    teehehehehe
    leah made me laugh!
    but those were the good old days
    now it takes like 5 days to get over 200

  37. Jorri

    ugh… the Tonys. i’m not sure if i like broadway or not.
    but the Sopranos! last eppy! wtf was up with that?

  38. [amanda]

    it takes 5 days 2 get 10 comments;everyone moved to the whitest board u’know & ppl hav left since the boiys done rleli com on here ne more

    HEATHER IS 2 THIS SHOW 2NYT :]]]]] shes a grl i tlk 2 on the WBUK.. shes relli awsom. shes getting autographs taking pictures. i cant wait 2 c them

  39. [amanda]

    I AHVE A FACEBOOK if ne1 cares;but im more on mysapce

    heres my facebook:

    http://www.hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=554231786

  40. Erica

    I JUST MADE A FACEBOOK AMANDA!
    YAAAYYY
    I’ll just add you. I’m still getting used to it, it’s annoying.
    oh and HIHIHI! HOPE THE SHOW WENT WELL!

  41. Erica

    I just did Leah, but Amandas link doesn’t work!

  42. [amanda]

    sorry ppl try the link i posted last

    IM EATCJHING KYLE XY i luv this hot.. the yung brother is so friggn hotttt

  43. [amanda]

    watching*

    i rleli spelled that wrong lol

  44. [amanda]

    showww*** omgg i cant type lol

  45. Erica

    kucufmltoc,rv idk what i’m doing right now, finals make me delirious.

  46. Jorri

    Amanda i facebooked you! :]
    i reeeaaallllyyyy want to see Spring Awakening. gaaaak.
    and my recent obsession is Trainspotting!!

  47. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    have you guys ever noticed that in the classroom sketch darren calls zach’s character scott even though he was really Phillip? Jus’ sayin’. Look it over again. It bothers me every time I watch it now…

  48. Jake the Snake

    what does this have to do with WKUK?(lol)

  49. Malice says you can listen to her tongue

    DAMN IT!!!!
    i went to pizza and i missed everyone!!!!

  50. Jake the Snake

    i’m here

  51. Malice says you can listen to her tongue

    i got off cause i thought no one else was there
    sorry!
    but, hi everyone whos here now or in the future!

  52. Jake the Snake

    c’mon guys, someone other than me HAS to be on

  53. [amanda]

    heather went 2 the show last night & giot some GREATT PICTURESS

    chek em out here:
    http://z7.invisionfree.com/wbuk/index.php?s=2aa272648f5845c13f5bbdb4cbbc3e4d&showforum=5

    theres 5 sets; so just clcik ont he ryt topic & ull get 2 c all of em :]

    she said all the boys were kind;funny & basically overall awsum

    which makes me love them even more :]

  54. Jake the Snake

    Bummer…….i’m alone,AGAIN

  55. [amanda]

    yea theyr pretty Awsum shes so lucky 2 hav goten 2 c them

  56. Jake the Snake

    the closest i’ve ever got to them is on myspace

  57. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    the closest I’ve gotten to them are very small hi and Q+A sort of things on this site. I live closer to them than alot of people on this site, but no all ages = LEah no go!

    If they do another tour this summer, they have to be in CT or NYC doin the all ages in August because I am vacationing most of July.

  58. Malice says you can listen to her tongue

    those pictures were great!
    dude, shes so lucky!!!!
    they need to come to the west coast damn it!

  59. Jake the Snake

    Yeah, she sure is lucky

  60. [amanda]

    yea; she said they didd sum new stuff & in the sic semper tyrannis sketch [i belive]zach got water poured on him & he did the rest of the show soakn wet! lol

    apparently timmy said he ”mighta filled the bucket a wee 2 much”

  61. Malice says you can listen to her tongue

    nope, hot as hell here

  62. Malice says more people need to come on

    nobodys here
    sigh

  63. [amanda]

    it was thundering here b4 :]; idk bout rain but i def hurd thunder

  64. GIGI VALO

    so late i missed EVERYTHING!!
    oh well GREETINGS anyway :lol:
    i’ll come by 2morrow HOPEFULLY!!!
    anyway luv u all

  65. GIGI VALO

    yay no more school

    boo regents

  66. GIGI VALO

    man i got on so late when im usualy on early

  67. Malice says more people need to come on

    IM ON!!!
    hey gigi!
    sweet your out of school!

  68. GIGI VALO

    well good night darlings :cool:

  69. GIGI VALO

    haha yeah goooooo malice

  70. Malice says more people need to come on

    awwwww, ok
    NIGHT GIGI

  71. GIGI VALO

    :heart:

  72. GIGI VALO agrees w/ Malice. more ppl should come on

    :thebox:

  73. GIGI VALO agrees w/ Malice. more ppl should come on

    :biggrin:

  74. Malice says more people need to come on

    tehehe, nice name

  75. GIGI VALO agrees w/ Malice. more ppl should come on

    :zonked:

  76. GIGI VALO agrees w/ Malice. more ppl should come on

    thanx :lol:

  77. GIGI VALO agrees w/ Malice. more ppl should come on

    im trying 2 see if my ’smilies’ work

  78. GIGI VALO agrees w/ Malice. more ppl should come on

    well i gotta go Malice :(
    but it was fun!!!!!!!!! teehee

  79. Malice says more people need to come on

    that one did!

  80. Malice says more people need to come on

    awwww, bye!
    see you round next time!

  81. GIGI VALO agrees w/ Malice. more ppl should come on

    nite nite darling :P

  82. Malice says more people need to come on

    ok, 1 more post, to make it 100
    100 in about 2 days, thats ok

  83. Malice says more people need to come on

    gigi got 100!
    i was 101!

  84. naydi

    um…. so there’s, like, a web site for the troupe that’s actually paid attention to, with live blogging every week? DAMN, i’m slow!!! that’ll teach me to focus intently on the culmination of five long years of clawing my way toward becoming a nurse while working fulltime…

    wasteful ijjit

    never even bothered to get any kind of myspace thing going either… (gah!)

    ———–
    aaaaanywho:
    ———–

    Hi.

    loving the show!!! actually making me watch Fuse now and you’ve got to know that that just ain’t right. just something about seeing Lincoln get beat down with a shoe while flipping channels that screamed must-see brilliance to me… hoping to drag my sister to NYC to catch a live show one of these fine days. not initiated yet, is she, but that’s only a matter of time and forced non-ADD mode viewings… for now, great to be able to see your work on TV; just fantastic!!

    sincerely,

    nadine

    …of The Black People,
    boston division

  85. Spec

    Whitest kids u’d know = funniest shit ever
    lol you guys are beastly, timmy, rofl love the sketch with the “big black man” in your living room

    and comment 104 is dead on, you all rock

    lol we all want your babies

  86. Katie

    hell yeah the wkuk is the funniest shit ever

  87. Spec

    do the cast ever read these comments? lol must be a huge self conscious boost if they do

  88. Spec

    im guessing they more focused on myspace then the website? i noticed that next show is at 4/17/07… 2 months ago?

  89. Katie

    yeah. darren is always on myspace.
    sometimes the wkuk post on this site
    http://www.z7.invisionfree.com/wbuk

  90. Spec

    ugh cant go to link, damn school’s filter >: (
    ill go later today, thanks for the response btw

  91. Katie

    your still in school?

  92. Spec

    aye, it sucks, only got today and half a day tomorrow tho so its all good

  93. Katie

    well i have finals the rest of this week except today. classes ended friday

  94. Spec

    what grade you in?

  95. Spec

    rofl just spent 2 hours watching sketches off google, dont exactly follow the pizza bagel thing lol but w/e its short

  96. Spec

    aye, freshman ftw … jkin but no more hazing for me :D

  97. Spec

    ah but the summer rocks

  98. Spec

    jake, did darren ever comment you on myspace?

  99. Katie

    i love darren. he is the funniest person in the world. and he is also the nicest

  100. Spec

    hahahaha, i bet hes gonna comment you before jake rofl jkin

  101. Katie

    darren has commented me like 23 times. i think. i was even in his top friends

  102. Spec

    :O wow, me@jealous

  103. Spec

    tho, im a big fan of trevor, hes pretty funny

  104. Katie

    im a big fan of trevor too.

  105. Spec

    lol and get a new daddy,

  106. Katie

    get a new daddy is so freakin funny

  107. Jake the Snake

    No Spec, Darren didn’t comment me on myspace…..shitsky!

  108. Spec

    bummer : /
    you leave him lottas comments?

  109. Jake the Snake

    maybe he thinks i’m out to get him……

  110. Spec

    naw to much of a confusion and hastle

  111. Katie

    how is it a hastle?

  112. Spec

    dont know how to make it look cool so itd be kinda embassessing, + no pictures to post + no camera

  113. Spec

    ima more of a gamer so i only have xfire vent and aim

  114. Katie

    so you could put a random picture up of the wkuk.

  115. Spec

    id like to use the picture of theres as my background

  116. Spec

    ill think about gettin one
    you guys got aim?

  117. Jake the Snake

    i have windows live messenger

  118. Spec

    lemme rephase, im thinking of getting one, and deciding to, but someone give me advice how to change stuff around?

  119. Katie

    yep. screen name is edandalfma51

  120. Spec

    windows live messanger??

  121. Spec

    kk, once home at around 4ish east coast time, ill be on

  122. Spec

    mine is psuedobrew

  123. Spec

    lol jake, wanna download aim? or you gonna stick to windows messanger?

  124. Jake the Snake

    i have it now its jakearent445

  125. Katie

    yeah jake download aim. i also have windows messanger but i barely use it

  126. Spec

    jake how old are you? im 15, katie your… 17?

  127. Jake the Snake

    how do you get rid of friggin’ pop up blocker?
    it won’t let me on aim

  128. Spec

    so your 8th grade goin into 9th?

  129. Katie

    damn it jake. trevor is not on anymore. i guess we get no commments

  130. Spec

    you two talk to them at all? or just a comment here and there?

  131. Jake the Snake

    i comment here and there

  132. Jake the Snake

    i finally turned off my gay pop up blocker

  133. Jake the Snake

    it wouldn’t let me on AIM

  134. Jake the Snake

    i’m taking a survey on myspace about hotdogs

  135. Spec

    oo
    do you have a mic?

  136. Spec

    lol just read a jingle on hotdogs
    Hotdogs, Armour hot dogs.
    What kinds of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
    Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks.
    Tough kids, sissy kids
    Even kids with chicken pox love
    Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
    The dogs kids love to bite!
    —Armour Hot Dogs jingle

  137. Spec

    whered katie go??

  138. Jake the Snake

    so………………how’s life?

  139. Spec

    …lol its goin alright, kinda had a bad year, you?

  140. Jake the Snake

    whats your favorite skit?

  141. Spec

    hahaha i love scarin babies… but i like all of them, cant think of a second fav

  142. Spec

    ooo and the one of those european histories

  143. Jake the Snake

    my favorite is the spaceship one

  144. Spec

    hmmm i cant remember that one, or i havnt seen it, whats it about? (second fav is the one with timmy with the “big black man” in his living room)

  145. Katie

    im back. only for a little while. darren commented me. im happy

  146. Malice says more people need to come on

    hey everyone!

  147. Katie

    hi Malice!!!!!!!!!!!!

  148. Spec

    lucky! whatd he say?? hi malice

  149. Jake the Snake

    SURE Darren comments you but not me lol

  150. Malice says more people need to come on

    OH MY GOD THERES ACTUALLY PEOPLE HERE!
    i thought you guys had been talking hours ago, but theres actual people here!

  151. Malice says more people need to come on

    hey, sorry for the little burst of over excitment…

  152. Jake the Snake

    why is it that no one comes on anymore?

  153. Spec

    lol no worries : ) its all good

  154. Katie

    i told him i was gonna go into the city and wait outside for them after one of their shows but i could only go if i pass my finals
    this is what he said “pass those finals katie. i just finished and egg and chee. and we’re all about to go do an interview in the city.”

  155. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    tehehe, darren
    an egg and chee!?!
    i didnt think you guys would mind, because well, you know…:)

  156. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    WOOHOO! 200!
    i wish i could go too….

  157. Jake the Snake

    maybe i should tell him what i eat,if it will get him to talk to me

  158. Spec

    whats he mean my egg and chee…?? and you should be determended to pass your finals now : D

  159. Katie

    darren also commmented my friend and this is what he said
    “yo wat up. i be eatin egg and chee, a little egg and chee. and now i gotta go pee, gotta go pee.”
    silly darren

  160. Jake the Snake

    maybe a chee is a new type of food

  161. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    thats what i was thinking…mabey he meant cheeze? thats what i think…
    katie, you must pass your finals, go meet the guys, and then tell us all about it!

  162. Spec

    yo, if you do meet up with him, ask trevor what part of virginia hes from, and if he knows the city, Winchester plz!

  163. Jake the Snake

    tell them jake arent is the coolest guy on the face of the earth!

  164. Jake the Snake

    …and darren should comment me,all of them should comment me

  165. Spec

    youll be my hero if you meet the entire cast but id hate you so much lol jkin

  166. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    we shall all pray to katie,
    the one who actually got to meet them
    tehehehe

  167. Katie

    now i defintly need to study really hard. it wont be till th 24th though. i have to wait so long….

  168. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    YES
    take pics

  169. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    thats only…..12 days!
    less than 2 weeks!

  170. Jake the Snake

    have them hold signs with our names on them

  171. Spec

    what you gonna be doin with em?

  172. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    copy the wbuk, but with the livebloggers!
    that would be funny

  173. Katie

    i dunno. i’d probably just stare at darren. jk. i will defitnly make signs

  174. Katie

    yeah. that girl heather got to meet them sunday. she is so lucky

  175. Spec

    rofl think if the wkuk is reading all of this ahahahhahahah

  176. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    their not reading right now, katie just said they went to do an interview!

  177. Spec

    whyd heather get to meet them???

  178. Spec

    lol o yea malice, silly me :P

  179. Katie

    yeah she did. she meet them all except sam. he wasnt there

  180. Spec

    what states you guys live in?? me@virginia

  181. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    yeah, heather is so lucky!
    ohmygod, liveblogger signs, so many people….
    “Katie (but you’ll be there!), Jake, Spec, Malice(WOOT!), Joey, Jess, Manda, Erica, Jorri, Leah, Gigi, Giselle,…..” theres tons more too….hope i didnt forget people…

  182. Jake the Snake

    i live in ol’ Oklahoma

  183. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    WEST COAST, the best coast :P

  184. Katie

    i think im gonna make one big huge sign and just put everyones name on it

  185. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    that would be so sweet Katie!
    erg, got to go!
    talk to you guys later!!!!!!

  186. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    yeah CA

  187. Jake the Snake

    Make it like massive to where people can’t see past it

  188. Katie

    oh im gonna. well i gotta go too. i’ll try to be on later.

  189. Spec

    ill be on aim later, im gonna go play pingpong peace

  190. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    wow!! soo many people today!!! My first 2 finals were today… yeah… I cleaned stuff in culinary arts and took a very long scantron test in Latin. So…yeah…I have more finals this week and then I’m done. Damn you lucky bastards who already finished!!! GURR!

  191. [amanda]

    treovr is from.. i belive montclaire virginia.. i think i read that on umm wikipedia

    me&jess r def. guna c them together sumtym. but i dont turn 18 till august 3rd 2008 :/ soo unless i get a fake ID i cant c them untill then :[[[[

  192. [amanda]

    & hi everyone

    & newbies [spec&jake]

  193. [amanda]

    jake ia dde du on myspizzle

  194. [amanda]

    i said i added u on myspace

  195. Erica

    DO NOT TELL ME I MISSED A LOVEBLOG.

  196. hu-dogg

    i wish i could bend time so i could have live blogged with you guys.
    but alas i am satin.
    hehe.

  197. Jake the Snake

    your satin?,like the cloth,or satan?

  198. Jake the Snake

    c’mon guys don’t leave me alone

  199. Erica

    lanolin? Like…sheep’s wool?

  200. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    I love anime!! I’ve just spent the last few hours watching one of my favorite animes!!! I have no life or homework!

  201. Jake the Snake

    if i watch anime for too long it makes me feel uncomfortable

  202. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    really? I’ve been watching anime for almost 5 hours straight! I never get bored of it! XD !!!

  203. Jake the Snake

    i’m not like you i guess

  204. Jess wants to be in bubble with Cartel.

    Hold up.
    I’m confused.
    MALICE SAID MY NAME.

    I’m lost.

    *cries*

  205. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    *Tackles Jess*
    y b confuzzled? Just watch anime and then you forget everything!! like I do! Don’t cry either (unless someone hit you hard or you’re sniffing strong raw onion)!!! If you cry, I’ll cry and then it wil get annoying and eventually more people will catch on and the world will cry even the guys and everyone!!! and then we’ll flood the world with tears and global warming will be useless to think about because the world is already flooded and now I’ve lost my train of thought because of all the anime and now the senseless and awesome violence has completely depleted what was left of my attention span. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    :(

    ……

  206. Jess wants to be in bubble with Cartel.

    You think too far ahead in the future, my dear Leah.

    *tackles*

    Sam commented me yesterday.
    I spazzed.
    He made my day better.

  207. Jake the Snake

    sam hasn’t commented me

  208. Jess wants to be in bubble with Cartel.

    Sam and Timmy have commented me.

    Zach and Darren have talked to me in messages.
    Trevor’s talked to me on here..

    And. Zach,Darren and Trevor all liked the story me,erica, and manda wrote. XD

  209. Jess wants to be in bubble with Cartel.

    Ack.
    I’m going swimming.

    *tackles Leah*

    I’LL BE BACKK.

  210. Jake the Snake

    wait, what was the story you guys made?

  211. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    look back in april i think
    you can’t miss it it’s huge!
    I was there… mwahahaha!

  212. hu-dogg

    im the cloth.no i meant satan. i dont know im having a lot of brain farts today.

  213. Jess wants to be in bubble with Cartel.

    Whoo.
    i’m back.
    and tired.

    Yeah, it’s in like April.
    That thing is big.
    It was Erica’s idea.
    Story or Race War.
    Race War is kinda hard to do over liveblog.
    So, we chose story.
    XD

  214. GIGI VALO agrees w/ Malice. more ppl should come on

    aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh nooooooooo i missed a blog!!!!!!!!!

  215. GIGI VALO is coming in VERY late :(

    by the ways
    GRRRRRRREEEEEETTIIINNGGSSSSSS OOOOO EARTHLINGS!!!!!!!!!
    :lol:

  216. Erica

    hey hi omg i’m never on i feel bad but MALICE AND/OR JOEY.
    I need that hat story…I can’t find it :(
    I wanna read the whole interview

  217. [amanda]

    ARE STORY WAS FUKN KICK ASS :]

  218. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    how dare u eat donuts without me!!!
    we should do the race war on liveblog again. even though it was ridiculous, it did make the blog keep pretty active!

  219. Jess-uh-kuh.

    I’m hardly ever on either..

    :/

    Yeah.
    Our story kicks major ass. XD

  220. Jess-uh-kuh.

    I ate all the donuts.
    They were quite delicouss.
    Mhmm.

    XD

    Uhm.
    Refresh my memory.
    How do you play race war on liveblog?

  221. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    april when we got over 2000 posts!

    1805.
    amanda Says:
    April 27th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    Once upon a time, the was a small boy whose name was Tidarsaevorza Picklecopter. Tidarsaevorza liked to dance, yet he wasn’t the best. But he wanted to persue his dream no matter what it took, even though he had lost both his legs in battle. After his brother took the pins out of his grenades. He deserved it, though. He wouldn’t shutup. Tidarsaevorza decided to go on American Idol, and was shot down immadiately. For he was legless. So he became homeless. Tidarsaevorza’s brother got angry that his homeless,legless brother tried out for American Idol. So, he punched him in the eyes and peppered sprayed him. Forever blinding him.
    Now Tidarsaevorza was legless and blind. One night, while dragging himslef down the street, he fell into a sewer. And in that sewer he found…..DONATELLO. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE. Donatello kicked his ass before he realized Tidarsaevorza was blind and legless. After the horrible ass-beating, Donatello told him to persue comedy. And so began….Tidarsaevorza!-Blind Comedian. Tidarsaevorza was no longer homeless, had fake legs better than Heather Mills and had so many gitlfriends he put Hugh Hefner to shame…Until one day during a live comedy sketch, he fell off the stage and couldn’t find his way back on. Everyone laughed and watched as he attemted to regain his composure. Tidarsaevorza’s brother was there yelling out insults, Tidarsaevorza couldn’t stop crying. He ran off the stage, hit a wall then got back up and ran off until was out of site. However, harsh times came about and Tidarsaevorza had to make a living out of swallowing puppies whole then regurgitating them as willow trees. Tidarsaevorza cried everyday until he decided one day to make a come-back. He tried to makehis come-back march 20th on the network FUSE. But after the first day, he quit. He was too imtidated by Timmy’s puppy shirt… This devastated him. After all of these upsets in his life ,he was just about to give up, when one day something unbelivable happened. Tidarsaevorza had sex change in order to become a stripper. His stripper alias was to be Juicy Brown which some found to be unappetizing. Tidarsaevorza was terribly upset that he was actually a woman now, so he went back to fuse to see if guys wanted to go on a date. Little did he know, everyone at Fuse is a transvetite. He asked Steven from Steven’s Untitled Rock Show. They went on a date and hit it off. Tidarsaevorza’s brother saw Tidarsaevorza with Steven and ate them. Tidarsaevorza was devastated..and everyday after that he played Race War until Tidarsaevorza’s future spirit showed up one day. Tidarsaevorza tried yelling “banana!” but nothing happened. Future Tidarsaevorza began to explain how he would later become so lonely without his man-mate Steven that he will resort to creating a time machine to take him back to revisit his former self to kill, Azroveasradit. Tidarsaevorza’s brother who killed Steven. Tidarsaevorza’s future self also pointed out that he’s so gay that gays don’t know whether to believe it or not. Tidarsaevorza was thoroughly confused and longed for his Bounce DVD. Tidarsaevorza finally got his DVD back, and a few weeks later Tidarsaevorza found out he had a brain tumor. Luckily, he knew of a restaraunt downtown where he could get a clam chowder to get rid of brain tumors. He decided to head on down. On the way there, while waiting to drag himself across the street, he decided to stretch his arms. While doing so, a gigantic 18-wheeler drove over his arms and cut ‘em clean off. Bloddied and dying, Tidarsaevorza was determined to make it to that restaraunt. He slithered across the street…On his way there he was run over by 10 person bycicle, which if u didnt look hard enough, resembled a big red spider. Yet he continued on. This is when he ran into his old college buddy, Zach Cregger who had a gallon of PCP. Which is odd, seeing as he had no legs to run with(buh boom ch). But as is turned out Zach was just on his way to pick up his kids who were chillaxin at a dealer’s place. Tidarsaevorza thought he’d tag along.While at Zach’s PCP dealer’s pad, Tidarsaevorza and Zach got on high on PCP and decided to go back in time and get a stupid farmer and bring him to NYC. They eventually got a tad carried away and went so far into the future that they discovered waterpeople shaped like diamonds. They came back to the present, where Zach’s dealer was angry they messed with his time machine. So, he made Tidarsaevorza his working girl. After a few weeks of this Tidarsaevorza end up in the hospital all beaten up…. After Zach’s dealer satbbed the nurse for smacking him, he and Tidarsaevorza escaped from the hospital and ran away together. Soon they fell in love. Zach’s dealer, William and Tidarsaevorza decided to go back in time to see Hamlet. While watching the play, Abe Lincoln kept acting out. Tidarsaevorza got so frustraded he killed Abe by hitting him in the butt. Abe’s last crys were “don’t break my butt…”. Tidarsaevorza and William decided to escape prison by going to the future. A couple of years later they were ahppily married with 22 babies. Virgin and otherwise.While driving home, Tidarsaevorza’s husband got into a terriblle car accident and died…Tidarsaevorza was devastated. After all the terrible things in his life this was the last straw. He started smoking weed.. he died off a overdose off 4 pots. The 22 babies were adopted by Angelina Jolie. Tidarsaevorza became a legend and was talked about at gay campfires debating his existance.

  222. Jess-uh-kuh.

    Awww.
    The memories.

    tear.

  223. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    we picked a race and then insulted eachother while people yelled at me for putting Jewish as my “race”

  224. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    More people need to get their asses on here.

    !!!

  225. GIGI VALO is coming in VERY late :(

    WELL IM leaving now :(
    goodnight darlings

  226. GIGI VALO is coming in VERY late :(

    wow i missed out on A LOT!
    now im leaving
    good night

  227. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    Leah, you have a knack for stretching the page..

    XD

    :)

  228. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    I try, it’s a gift, really!
    my name reminds me of the dating show skketch at the end…Timmy’s comment

    and sam said “now in africa there’s superaids, THAt the government made!”

  229. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    I like when they send them off.
    “Timmy, OFF!”

  230. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    I love revor’s exit and he gives that short extra look at the camera! and I also like the way they cut zach off right before he said the age of the girl…

  231. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    Haaa.

    “Did you hear about that lived on a mountain, a mountain of chairs? I heard that he built the mountain on his birthday. What day is it? We don’t know! But his birthday comes every two years!”

    Random.

  232. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    I’m watching old epiosodes of Cartel being in the bubble.

    XD

  233. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    “What did you do to create such a specimen?!”

    “Shine on you crazy mormons!”
    I love that line because my friend is a mormon and I like envisioning that that is his family. :D

  234. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    lol I love cartel!! and that RHYMES!!
    I love that show because it’s so funny to see what they’re like outside of videos and concerts!

  235. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    He had a thought about a girl.

    muhahaa.
    I like when Zach is scaring Timmy from talking.
    OH! OH!
    and when
    “Your mother and I..” and lays his hand on Sam’s shoulder and Sam screams.
    lmfao.
    BEST PART.

  236. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    I’m in LOVE with Cartel.
    XD
    I wanna see them next month.

    Kevin is crazy. Haaha.

  237. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    if you look closely at zach in the very beginning when he’s yelling he looks sad, just for a moment… seriously watch it again and you’ll see it, but he looks so cute when his face is in that expression even with a shitty wig and gayish scarf on.

  238. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    I’m gonna watch that.
    THERES PICTURES OF CHAIRS ALL OVER THE WALLS.
    I just noticed that.

    OH.
    I’ve gotta watch mom and dad’s divorce.
    “Dad said she’s really showing her true colors and he wouldn’t be suprised if she died of AIDS.”

  239. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    Weell my mom hates my dad and my dad hates my mom and my mom hates my da and my dad hates my mom, but I hope they’ll get together again someday! but I don’t think they will because my mom shot my dad’s car!!

    I’m gonna lok for the pics of chairs on the walls lol!

  240. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    BRAIN TUMOR SKETCH.

    -”You’re not gonna leave me?”
    -”No! I’m not gonna leave you baby, are you crazy I love you!”

    Haaaaha.
    Darren is awfully pretty in that one.
    I’m uber jealous.

  241. Gina

    yea he looks really gorgeous- I wish I could get my make-up like that.

  242. Katie

    hey guys whats up?

  243. Spec

    heya, anyone here?

  244. giselle valo

    GREETINGS EVERYONE!!! :)

  245. [amanda]

    haha;i luv how when zach touches sam shoulder theres lyk a delay&than he screams. &then when trevor is telling him how he needs ”blinders” @ one point zach look lyk he’s trying not 2 laugh ;]]]]

  246. [amanda]

    okay well i g2g finals r soon il BB later :]]]
    hiii giselle

  247. giselle valo

    HELLO amanda!!! :lol: !!!

  248. Jake the Snake

    Hey guys wats happenin’?

  249. Jess-uh-kuh. [ is with the italians ]

    Heres a screen cap of one the pictures of chairs on the wall.

    http://i11.tinypic.com/6g9yudh.jpg

  250. Jorri

    hahah jess… “BRING ME THE DEVICE!!!”

  251. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    Jess!!! I saw the picture of chairs on the wall!! Good eye!!

  252. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    I have an audition for a fall play tonight and I’m uber nervous.. I’m like shaking!!
    the nerves are suppressing my appetite and I’m not hungry and that’s not healthy!

  253. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts...and latkes because she's with the Jews!

    lonley (TxT)

  254. GIGI VALO

    GREETINGS O EARTHLINGS!!!!!!!

  255. GIGI VALO

    HI JAKE THE SNAKE :lol:

  256. GIGI VALO

    JESS JESS JESS!!!!!!!!!!!

  257. GIGI VALO is coming in VERY late :(

    haha how are you? :cool: :P

  258. [amanda]

    SICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    wut is up bestest frienddd

  259. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Ehh.
    I’m sad.

    My FOB concert is tonight.
    I don’t care about FOB.
    I want The Academy Is… and Cobra.

    My retarded friend.

  260. GIGI VALO is coming in VERY late :(

    hi AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!

    aw Jess cheer up! :P i love the academy is…… their new album is great!

  261. GIGI VALO

    hold on ppl
    i’ll be back

  262. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Oh sorry.
    I keep gettin lost in WK youtubes..

  263. hu-dogg

    why dont i remember this? who ever wrote that is and will forever be a genus!

  264. hu-dogg

    Once upon a time, the was a small boy whose name was Tidarsaevorza Picklecopter. Tidarsaevorza liked to dance, yet he wasn’t the best. But he wanted to persue his dream no matter what it took, even though he had lost both his legs in battle. After his brother took the pins out of his grenades. He deserved it, though. He wouldn’t shutup. Tidarsaevorza decided to go on American Idol, and was shot down immadiately. For he was legless. So he became homeless. Tidarsaevorza’s brother got angry that his homeless,legless brother tried out for American Idol. So, he punched him in the eyes and peppered sprayed him. Forever blinding him.
    Now Tidarsaevorza was legless and blind. One night, while dragging himslef down the street, he fell into a sewer. And in that sewer he found…..DONATELLO. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE. Donatello kicked his ass before he realized Tidarsaevorza was blind and legless. After the horrible ass-beating, Donatello told him to persue comedy. And so began….Tidarsaevorza!-Blind Comedian. Tidarsaevorza was no longer homeless, had fake legs better than Heather Mills and had so many gitlfriends he put Hugh Hefner to shame…Until one day during a live comedy sketch, he fell off the stage and couldn’t find his way back on. Everyone laughed and watched as he attemted to regain his composure. Tidarsaevorza’s brother was there yelling out insults, Tidarsaevorza couldn’t stop crying. He ran off the stage, hit a wall then got back up and ran off until was out of site. However, harsh times came about and Tidarsaevorza had to make a living out of swallowing puppies whole then regurgitating them as willow trees. Tidarsaevorza cried everyday until he decided one day to make a come-back. He tried to makehis come-back march 20th on the network FUSE. But after the first day, he quit. He was too imtidated by Timmy’s puppy shirt… This devastated him. After all of these upsets in his life ,he was just about to give up, when one day something unbelivable happened. Tidarsaevorza had sex change in order to become a stripper. His stripper alias was to be Juicy Brown which some found to be unappetizing. Tidarsaevorza was terribly upset that he was actually a woman now, so he went back to fuse to see if guys wanted to go on a date. Little did he know, everyone at Fuse is a transvetite. He asked Steven from Steven’s Untitled Rock Show. They went on a date and hit it off. Tidarsaevorza’s brother saw Tidarsaevorza with Steven and ate them. Tidarsaevorza was devastated..and everyday after that he played Race War until Tidarsaevorza’s future spirit showed up one day. Tidarsaevorza tried yelling “banana!” but nothing happened. Future Tidarsaevorza began to explain how he would later become so lonely without his man-mate Steven that he will resort to creating a time machine to take him back to revisit his former self to kill, Azroveasradit. Tidarsaevorza’s brother who killed Steven. Tidarsaevorza’s future self also pointed out that he’s so gay that gays don’t know whether to believe it or not. Tidarsaevorza was thoroughly confused and longed for his Bounce DVD. Tidarsaevorza finally got his DVD back, and a few weeks later Tidarsaevorza found out he had a brain tumor. Luckily, he knew of a restaraunt downtown where he could get a clam chowder to get rid of brain tumors. He decided to head on down. On the way there, while waiting to drag himself across the street, he decided to stretch his arms. While doing so, a gigantic 18-wheeler drove over his arms and cut ‘em clean off. Bloddied and dying, Tidarsaevorza was determined to make it to that restaraunt. He slithered across the street…On his way there he was run over by 10 person bycicle, which if u didnt look hard enough, resembled a big red spider. Yet he continued on. This is when he ran into his old college buddy, Zach Cregger who had a gallon of PCP. Which is odd, seeing as he had no legs to run with(buh boom ch). But as is turned out Zach was just on his way to pick up his kids who were chillaxin at a dealer’s place. Tidarsaevorza thought he’d tag along.While at Zach’s PCP dealer’s pad, Tidarsaevorza and Zach got on high on PCP and decided to go back in time and get a stupid farmer and bring him to NYC. They eventually got a tad carried away and went so far into the future that they discovered waterpeople shaped like diamonds. They came back to the present, where Zach’s dealer was angry they messed with his time machine. So, he made Tidarsaevorza his working girl. After a few weeks of this Tidarsaevorza end up in the hospital all beaten up…. After Zach’s dealer satbbed the nurse for smacking him, he and Tidarsaevorza escaped from the hospital and ran away together. Soon they fell in love. Zach’s dealer, William and Tidarsaevorza decided to go back in time to see Hamlet. While watching the play, Abe Lincoln kept acting out. Tidarsaevorza got so frustraded he killed Abe by hitting him in the butt. Abe’s last crys were “don’t break my butt…”. Tidarsaevorza and William decided to escape prison by going to the future. A couple of years later they were ahppily married with 22 babies. Virgin and otherwise.While driving home, Tidarsaevorza’s husband got into a terriblle car accident and died…Tidarsaevorza was devastated. After all the terrible things in his life this was the last straw. He started smoking weed.. he died off a overdose off 4 pots. The 22 babies were adopted by Angelina Jolie. Tidarsaevorza became a legend and was talked about at gay campfires debating his existance.

  265. Jake the Snake

    well props to you guys, it should be a Newberry Honor Award winner

  266. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    hhaaaha.
    Thanks.

    We were aiming for something that didn’t make sense.

  267. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    get that story published as an adult childrens book with pictures and everything! Outragious!
    my audition was horrible because it was all shakespearean languge, but the teacher who held the auditions is kind and likes me and knows that was not a good show of what I can really do…

  268. Jake the Snake

    well,you accomplished that

  269. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    It’s acid trippy.
    My teacher read it. and thinks I’m insane.

    And I quote WKUK too much.

  270. Jake the Snake

    Has anyone from WKUK seen it?

  271. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Yeah.
    Trevor, Zach, and Darren said they like it.

  272. Jake the Snake

    well there you go,who cares if your teacher thinks your crazy,at least they like it

  273. Jake the Snake

    do they comment on your myspace much?

  274. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Timmy and Sam have commented me.
    Zach tried, but myspace was screwy.

  275. Jake the Snake

    sam’s not even on my friends list…he must not like me,j/k

  276. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    I’ve got alll of them.

    Darren said [ about the story ] :
    pretty good. i just ate some eggs with salsa. great story by the way.

  277. [amanda]

    ahh thats not the edited perfected version

    :[ oh well & yes we r geniouses

    i cant belive they actually read it; good times good times

  278. Jake the Snake

    maybe i should send him a heartwarming message

  279. [amanda]

    me & me firend r eating smores

    SUPA FLYYY

  280. Jake the Snake

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  281. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Haha.
    I know, Mandaa.

    Darren always replies.
    He’s that nice.

    Although.
    I think they hate me from time to time.

  282. Jake the Snake

    i’ll be right back…..hold on

  283. [amanda]

    they dont hate you

    my mom freaked @ me cuz put a paper plate in the oven 4 the smores

    &my friend was lyk & u think im dumb
    her myspace is
    http://www.myspace.com/denise530

    if u guys caree ;]

  284. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    The do too hate me.
    *cough*

    I’m hungry.
    dsdfg.

  285. [amanda]

    ill send u sum smores UPS style

  286. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Okay.
    But, idk if they will be hot and gooey.

  287. [amanda]

    ill mak them do the think lyk pizza hut does with the container that keeps it warm

  288. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Haha.
    OKAY!

    I commented Zach and Trevor.

    hm.

  289. [amanda]

    haha;yesss HOP U GET A COMMENT BACK

    flies r evillll

    IT GUN’ EAT CHEWWW

  290. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    If they don’t.
    Well, we already know what’ll happen.
    XD

    The stupid fly just flew directly in my face.
    And it has like 100 eyes.
    blind, much?

  291. [amanda]

    U GUN CUT THEM IN THEIR ASS SO AHRD they DUN EVN NO

    :]

  292. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    You know.
    Noticing the chairs in Mt. of Chairs sketch, and taking the time to take a screen cap really shows how much I’m in need of a life.

  293. [amanda]

    i ave no idea wut scrren cap is or how 2 do it BUT COOL :]

  294. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Screen caps are pictures from a movie or show.

  295. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    “Zach, all alone. Baby Zach, no attention is shown to baby Zach. :nods head:
    Zach, all alone. Baby Zach, no one is home for baby Zach. No attention is shown to baby Zach.
    Zach…”

  296. [amanda]

    i x3 zachary cregger************

  297. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    I wanna look so bad!
    XD

    I remeber seeing the preview and going.
    “Awwe, poor Zach”

  298. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    WEELLLLLL–
    my mom hates my dad and my dad hates my mom and my mom hates my dad and my dad hates my mom,
    but i hope they get together againnn somedaaay,
    but i dont think they will, because my mom shot my dads CAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!

    Son of a bitch, Steven.

  299. [amanda]

    dad says miom startn 2 show her tru colors and wouldnt b surprised if she dies of AIDS

    thats off the top of my headso if its wrong DONT EAT ME

  300. [amanda]

    trev: alright, how many should we take?
    sam: idk 4?
    trev: [gasp] no! i heard some kid died off 4
    sam: [gasp] then we bettr tak 3
    trev: 3 wut?
    sam: 3 pots
    trev: okay [start smoking]i cant wait 2 tel the othr kids in class that we got high on pot [gasp]i jus hurd a sound that sounded lyk my mom sounds when she comes home
    sam: wut wud yur mom do if she found us high on pot [gasp]
    sam&trev: MILITARY SKOOLL!!!!

  301. [amanda]

    zach: guys;i juz ran into bobby finster from PE class&he told me how u can get high off sticky notes
    darren: fuk off!?
    sam: no way!?
    zach: im serious;heres wut u do;pull the top one off;ryt;&u tak the glue part&u press it up 2 ur gum&hold it tight;ok;4 lyk 30 seconds;i juz saw bobby now&he was high as ass!
    darren: dude i totally think im startin 2 feel sumthin
    zach: yea;me 2!
    trevor: sup queerbaits?
    sam/zach/darren: WOAH A SOPHMORE!

  302. [amanda]

    thts wut i do when im bored; make aw2ay messages of skecthes :]]]

  303. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Amanda, you warned me about those pots.
    I took 3. ALMOST 4.

  304. [amanda]

    sam: we’re like the sexy sex in the city girls.
    trevor/timmy/zach:sex in the city sex in the city!!!
    zach: I WANNA MARRY MR.BIG!

    thts from one of the behind the scnece things that i found hysterical

  305. [amanda]

    hellll yeaaaa no more than 3,yo

  306. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    I’ve wanted this tattoo for fifsixteen years.

  307. [amanda]

    darren: they all seem 2 b havin a relli good *laughs*tym..
    zach: what?
    darren: *clears throat* nothing
    zach: no wuts funni? wut?
    darren: nothing;uh;u..
    zach: no wait wait wait wait;wut were u laughing @?
    darren: ya no its relli dumb…
    zach: tell me tell me
    darren: 1 of the spirits…has its balls on yur head

  308. [amanda]

    ”who said that? which 1 ya’l dead mothafuckers juz said that shit?was it u string bean?u skinny ass lookin motha fucka. turn around&say it again”

  309. [amanda]

    Darren: Yea, dude its me, can you remember to bring my bounce dvd to class tommorow.. thanks.
    Zach: Hes not going to bring your bounce dvd to class tommorow!
    Darren: What?
    Zach: In fact, you wont get your bounce dvd back until 3 weeks from today when you attend a pool party at his home.
    Darren: Who are you?
    Zach: And when you do get it back, the inside booklet will be missing….. forever.
    Darren: Wait who are you?
    Zach: ..but dont worry, because in the year 2013, when the criterium gwennith paltro collection comes out, and you will re purchace the bounce dvd.. with the booklet in tact.
    Darren: Ok stop talking about my bounce dvd, and tell me who you are.
    Zach: Hello Darren.. or should I say… Hello… I.
    Darren: What are you talking about?
    Zach: Do you not recognize your own face? Granted, 30 years can alter a mans appearance some what…
    Darren: You’re me from…
    Zach: From the Future! Yes Darren, the future! Pasts sworn enemy! Darren, I have traveled through time and space..
    Darren: Wait, so in the future Ill be able to time travel?
    Zach: Yes.
    Darren: Really?
    Zach: Yes.
    Darren: Really??
    Zach: Yes, darren.
    Darren: Even at night?
    Zach: No, but thats not important. What is important..
    Darren: Wait, have you gone to see the dinosaurs yet?
    Zach: No, I havent.
    Darren: Will you go to see the dinosaurs next after this?
    Zach: As soon as I am finished with you, I will. Now Darren, Please pay attention as this affects both of us. You see Darren, Ive traveled through time and space to give you a message. Actually, it is somewhat of a request. Darren… I need to have sex with you.
    Darren: What?
    Zach: Now i know this may come as a shock to your young and innocent ears, but in the future, in about 5 years time, you become gay.
    Darren: They dont cure that in the future?!?
    Zach: Very gay. So gay its crazy, and other homosexuals don’t know whether to believe it or not. You become a thing of legend, they talk about you at gay campfires, and debate your existance. THATS HOW GAY YOU BECOME!
    Darren: Thats impossible! Its not true!
    Zach: AND IT GETS GAYER!! Darren, Soon you become SO gay that you ARE gay, and gay is YOU, and you FUSE in some.. weird way.. and suddenly, you’re only attracted to those that are as gay as you are.. and that is a pretty short list… myself. So you see..
    Darren: What are you saying?
    Zach: Im saying, I have longed for this moment. I have wanted this more then anything ever in my life, and Im gay, so I want alot of things. Im telling you Darren.. I’m coming to you with a choice. You could either make sweet love to me, here on the floor and fulfill every sexual desire you have ever wanted.. or will ever want. or you could reject me now, and comdemn yourself to a life full of sexual frusteration.. and regret. I leave the choice to you.
    Darren: Fuck no! Wheres my hammer?
    Zach: Darren! I beg you to think of what you’re doing! If you reject me, you are only really rejecting yourself if you break my bones, you’ll only be breaking your own.
    Darren: Yea, my gay bones.
    Zach: I beg you to think of what you’re doing! Put the hammer down!
    Sam: Don’t put that hammer anywhere!
    Darren: Who are you?
    Sam: I am you.. from even further in the future than he.
    Zach: Ive really let myself go i see….
    Sam: And in the future, they found a cure..
    Darren: Yea!
    Sam: I’m not gay one bit… straight as a horse!
    Darren: Yea!
    Zach: I think thats a little ridiculous.. I dont think there is anything wrong with being a homosexual you shouldnt feel the need to change..
    Sam: So DARREN! What were we about to do?
    Darren: Well I was about to beat Gay-Me’s knees up with this hammer.
    Sam: Kay, lets roll.
    Zach: Whauhwh well, ill ask you again.. please think about what you are doing! If you attack me, you will only be attacking yourself in the future, and you will immediatly feel the long term effects of any i have occrude… so, think before we act!
    Sam: I know. Im ok with it.
    Zach: Ok uh well you will be commiting a hate crime, and that is illegal… you wouldnt want to go to jail.. so i suggest..
    Darren: Yea, who’s gonna press charges.. you?
    Zach: Yes! I will press the charges.. I will press them!
    Sam: And I’ll only drop them!
    Zach: Well.. I see that.. uh i cant reason so… ohh..

  310. [amanda]

    WHOAH that was rather large

  311. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    “Now in africa they have Super AIDS… THAT THE GOVERNMENT MADE!!”
    “YEA because of the JEWS!”
    “WHOOAA Timmy.. get off!”
    “one we’re sorry. The Whitest kids u know does not support jews.. or africa.. or aids or any of that stuff.”

  312. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    “i wanna mace you in the face, and then make you shit on a tarp.”

  313. [amanda]

    lmao so funny; espcecially when sam goes ”THAT THE GOV’T MADE”

  314. [amanda]

    WOOT I WAS NUMBA 400 OHH SHWEETT

  315. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    “i need something with some girth… like a water cooler… and maybe a funnel. I can see how a tarp would come in handy.”

  316. [amanda]

    still the best.. is the live robbery one :]

  317. [amanda]

    hm jess i dont no wut sketch that is …?
    IM ASHAMED

    “i need something with some girth… like a water cooler… and maybe a funnel. I can see how a tarp would come in handy.”

    ..??

  318. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN GONE A LITTLE OVER A DAY AND 400 POSTS!!!
    HEY EVERYONE!

  319. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Say a bunch of punk kids go out into the woods and strap a bullet-proof vest on a grizzly bear.. then whaddya got? [ slaps hand ] INVINCIBLE BEARS! Is that what you want? Invinicble bears running around raping your chruches, burning your women.

  320. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    That’s from Cookie dough rope ladder.

    Zach-”Sam, your going through a school-yard!”
    Trevor-”Little kids are running away from it screaming.”

  321. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    Jess! *tackles back*

  322. [amanda]

    ohhh yeaaa; i didnt lyk that one taht much so thats y i dont no it lol

  323. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    MANDA!!! not much

  324. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Zach-”Fairy..”
    Trevor-”I’m a DEMON!”
    Zach-”Fairy.. are Becky and Bobby gonna get married and have 22 babies?!”

  325. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    oh my god, i just read everything i missed…..
    i was mentioned a billion times!!! (really like twice)
    i said your name yesterday jess, because katie is going to make a sign for the wkuk to sign for all the livebloggers and i was naming everyone off…

  326. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    22!?!?! on the dot!!!!

  327. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    I want a sign!%^&&($%

    I kinda cried when those other people did.

  328. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Sam-”What if I lose the card?”
    Zach-”Well, you don’t just fucking lose the card”

  329. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    guys, i gots to go,
    going to round table,
    i allways leave here for pizza, i sound fat
    anyways….BYE GUYS!!!!!!
    if erica comes on heres the link she wanted…
    http://www.bigsmilemagazine.com/interview.aspx?IID=55

  330. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    dont worry jess!! katies gonna get them to sign a sign with all of our names on it…
    look at around post 200

  331. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Zach-”Rawwwr!”
    Sam-”BANANA!”
    Zach-”God dammit!”
    Sam-”MOM! CALL THE POLICE I’M BEING RAPED!”

  332. [amanda]

    OMG yo, heather is goin july 1st & MAKING A SIGN 4 THEM 2 SIGN FOR MEEE

    i nearly past outt

  333. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    well manda, your lucky and they will another one with your name on it, cause your a liveblogger!!!!!

  334. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    ok, really leavin now
    BYE EVERYONE

  335. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    A liveblog regular.

    I want a sign that the signed.
    for my WKUK wall.

    :(

  336. [amanda]

    i knowww omggg i was so happy i got so giddy u dont even now

    i was lyk..

    omfgg lmaoo my friend just went HEY LIL MAMA lyk elvis i nearly pissed mysel;f so random

    neways bac 2 wut i was saying

    i was lyk HOLYSHITMOTHERCOWLICKERVAGINAPENISfhgfdhejtrehfdhd

  337. [amanda]

    COOL ill b famous two timess

  338. [amanda]

    awwww its okaay jess ull ahv yur turn one dayy :]

  339. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    Hm.

    I wanted one when those other people got one.
    I got bitchy that day.

    Like, now.

  340. Jess. [wants to meet WKUK more than anything ]

    I was so mean that day.
    I told my 3yr old cousin to “shut the fuck up”.

  341. [amanda]

    aww dont hate meee :[[[

    i told u join the WBUK ; u coulda got one :[[

  342. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    JESS!!
    *tackles*
    I found the pic of the chairs on the wall!!! You have a good eye!!!

  343. giselle valo

    GREETINGS GREETINGS GREETINGS!!!!!
    sooo is any1 on?

  344. [amanda]

    aww fly up 2 NY! lyk ry now
    me & me firend r havn so much fukn fun

    i was jus crying from laughter cuz we were talking about how sum1 can break their shoulder bowling & i was lyk they can if they r lyk a psycho path bowler goin WOOOOOOO BOWLING I LOVE BOWLING WHOOO ; it doens tsound so funni but if u were actually here u wud b laughing;trust me

  345. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    I joined wbuk just for the photos but I like this site better, it’s simpler and all the nice people are here away from the structured “no stalking” rulez! mwa ha ha ha!
    Not that I want to stalk them, I’m just afraid if I say something that sounds stalkerish, even if it’s just a joke, they’ll get mad.

  346. Jess. [ doesn't care ]

    I can’t.
    I have to save up.

    I’m going to Cartel.

    And, it’s hard to save up when you don’t have shit to start with.

  347. Jess. [ doesn't care ]

    I flat out REFUSE to join wbuk.

  348. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    hi amanda, giselle and Jess!
    2 more days of finals and then I’m done til september!!

  349. [amanda]

    nahh JAM isnt lyk that; they r relli nice peoples :]

  350. giselle valo

    HELLO amanda :lol:
    HELLO jess :lol:

  351. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    lucky! I wanna see cartel, but they’ll be in NJ and my folks don’t wanna go unless my cousin takes me!! (T_T)

    WBUK isn’t that great, so I support you jess!

  352. [amanda]

    i hav final monday & wend of next week&thats it im doneee

    IMA JUNIOR BITCHH

  353. giselle valo

    AND,HELLO Leah :lol:

  354. amanda cant find the short circuit video where they mak fun of scarred

    i was guan go c cartel in NYC when they were in the bubble but i 4got lol

  355. Jess. [ doesn't care ]

    Maybe I’m just being bitchy by not joining.
    I don’t want to join.

    no.
    no.
    no!

    Hmm.

  356. giselle valo

    i have regents 2morrow & 2 more next week
    & im DONE!!!

  357. Jess. [ doesn't care ]

    I’m going 3 hours away for Cartel…

  358. Jess. [ doesn't care ]

    I’m done with school till whenever.
    I could care less about my hs.
    It’s a load of bs.

  359. giselle valo

    AGREE w/ u jess!
    many times skool IS lots of bs

  360. amanda cant find the short circuit video where they mak fun of scarred

    my hs is lyk being in a less hardcore version of jail

    i hate itttt we cant waer hats;use our fones AT ALL;cant bring cameras

    if we do they all get takn away till the end of th day&if u do ti more than once; u hav 2 get ya parents 2 pik it up

    & if u dont where yur ID u get an automatic detention

  361. Jess. [ doesn't care ]

    Yes, btw.
    I am being a bitch.

    mghdfgfd.

  362. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    that’s how far I’d have to go to see them!!
    I was gonna watch that new show on spike because it has adam sandler, but I spaced and it’s too late!

  363. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    yay!! The blog is moving fast!! this is a first since the season ended!! I officially can’t keep up (’^.^)>

  364. giselle valo

    it’s true my skool’s like ur’s amanda
    it’s HELL!!!

  365. Jess. [ doesn't care ]

    We can’t bring cameras to my school, either.
    But one adminstrator tries to take my camera.
    We’re gonna have problems.

  366. amanda cant find the short circuit video where they mak fun of scarred

    & it relli sucs cuz when i get in trbl they r lyk ” if u dont giv it 2 me ima tell ya parents & ya PO”

    &im lyk UGHH I HATE YOUUU

  367. Jess. [ is a bitch]

    No one hardly comes on here..
    That’s why theres hardly any posts..

  368. Jess. [ is a bitch ]

    I wouldn’t give a fuck if the principal told my parents.

  369. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    bye guys!! I’m gonna destroy my brain with anime goodness!!

  370. Jess. [ is a bitch ]

    My principal is a dyke, anyways.

  371. giselle valo

    I HATE how they make a big deal about it
    like u’ve committed a CRIME

  372. amanda cant find the short circuit video where they mak fun of scarred

    &its more my PO i care about. i cant b doing nethinw rong.

    ughhhhhhhhhhh i hate the word dykeee

  373. Jess. [ is a bitch ]

    My dad is scary.
    But adminstration needs to shove a dildo up their ass and shut up.

  374. giselle valo

    GOODbye LEAH :P

  375. amanda cant find the short circuit video where they mak fun of scarred

    i wish my school wud burn down. i wud so do it. if i didnt hav 2 dela with the consequesnces

  376. Jess. [ is a bitch ]

    I should be more like this..
    Bitchy 24/7.

  377. giselle valo

    LMFAO!!! WOOOOOAH
    THAT IS HILARIOUS JESS

  378. Jess. [ is a bitch ]

    I’m just not gonna comment anymore of the guys again.

    I give up.

  379. Jess. [ is a bitch ]

    It doesn’t matter.

    They were pity comments.

    just fuck it.

  380. Jessica failed.

    Timmy’s was.
    and Sam’s was because you told him to.

  381. amanda cant find the short circuit video where they mak fun of scarred

    they werent pity; wud i said wus ud mak her relli happy.

    so he decided that he wanted 2 mak yur day & comment u back

    & u duno 4 sure it was cuza me

    & timmy was jus sorry that he hadnt commented u back

  382. amanda wants Sica 2 b happy again :[

    r u mad 2 me cuz i said heather cud get me a sign ?

  383. Jessica failed.

    no.

    I’m going to bed.

    and, i still refuse to join wbuk.
    fucking refuse.

  384. amanda wants Sica 2 b happy again :[

    okayyy;well hope u r better 2m .. i dont lyk ppl being sad & shit :/

  385. Kayla

    i wish i lived near where you guys do shows…
    you show come to the hangout in PA!
    thatd be awesome

  386. Jessica failed.

    I’m not going to bed. I’m just getting off here before I go insane.

    hmhm.

  387. giselle valo

    OH cum on jess
    at least stay 4 us :(

  388. amanda wants Sica 2 b happy again :[

    well jessica if ya need 2 tlk ya can tlk 2 me cuz i dont want ya 2 b sad or mad or w.e yur emotion is.

    its makes me sad nown that sum1 is in a crappy mood&im not cherirng them up

  389. Jessica failed.

    I can’t.

    Bye.
    If I’m even on tommorow, it’ll be late..
    ‘Cause I’m gonna swim all day.

  390. giselle valo

    GOOD fucking NIGHT PPL

  391. amanda wants Sica 2 b happy again :[

    hmm okay since no1 else is on ima gooo finish watchn scarred :/

    PEACE

  392. Jake the Snake

    gosh dangit, i always miss out

  393. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    im back!
    but no ones here…
    jess dont be sad!
    i’ll try to be here tomarrow

  394. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    by the way everyone, 500 in 3 days, were getting better

  395. Katie

    whats cracklackin ppl?

  396. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    500 posts in 4 days is deplorable!! we would have had more like 900-1000 if it were during the season, but I guess there would also be a post from tuesday if it ere still during the season, too.

  397. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    wow, it’s lonely
    I have one more day of finals and then I’m free, unfortunately tomorrow I have bio and western civ. it will be evil!!

  398. Jake the Snake

    man……..its empty in here

  399. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    it sure is!

  400. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    I feel clean! (I just showered!)

  401. Katie

    dude where is everybody?
    im bored
    i wanna talk to someone

  402. amanda wants Sica 2 b happy again :[

    im hereee;i needa tak a shower.. but its late & no point but i will neways

    i hope sica is in a better modd today :/

  403. Malice says yay! there are people on!

    im here, is anyone else?

  404. Malice misses that wonderful time when there were people on

    empty…

  405. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    Hey malice!

  406. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    did u mention me to katie for the signs that she was apparently making?

  407. Kaila

    Empty. Like your soul, Malice.

  408. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    hi! was’ shakin’, bacon?

  409. Malice misses that wonderful time when there were people on

    AHHHH!
    my soul is not empty!
    yeah, i did mention you leah!
    239

  410. amanda wants Sica 2 b happy again :[

    eveyone that si here if there is ne1 denixce is my bestest friend & we do the pony princess dance

  411. Kaila

    Are people always this weird on here?

  412. Denixce

    yeahhh we do its so fun specially in the rain

  413. amanda does the pony princess dance&LOVES boxes/cones

    haha hi kaila; no not normalls its jus im being stupid ;]

  414. Kaila

    Ah, good to know. ^.~

  415. Denixce

    im gonna go party at taco bell

  416. Denixce

    me tooo but no one will go out of thier way for us cuz they r lazy mofos

  417. amanda does the pony princess dance&LOVES boxes/cones

    denise enjoys watching the whore sketch & then dieing of laughter @ the end when trevor goes ”bitch!”

  418. amanda does the pony princess dance&LOVES boxes/cones

    I AHTE THE GOV’T LAWS ON MINORS

    1. i cud c WKUK in the city
    2. i cud buy myself damn alcohol& not assk random ppl 4 it lyk the pedifile

  419. Denixce

    yeha i kno tehn i think ill b friends with anal

    lol i love um ipod sketch too
    you pissed on my ipod shuffle that one is so funny

  420. amanda does the pony princess dance&LOVES boxes/cones

    denise ua lready lyk 2 tak it up the ass

    but yea i think we shud start talking 2 ANIL again

  421. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    yay!! thankies, malice!! (I’m a little late, I know)

  422. Kaila

    …. Trevor makes a rather pretty girl.

  423. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    yeah. I don’t get wh yhe says he’s the ugliest girl. he’s not. He just has the worst girl voice, that’s all.

  424. Kaila

    Especially with that flippy hair.

  425. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    yeah, that wig suited him. I loved zach in that sketch!!!
    “I have my period too, guys! and when I have it..yeah..when I have it my boobs get really sore!”
    “Only a half an hour? BECAUSE HE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH HIS LIFE!!”
    I love that line!!

  426. Leah WANTS CHOCOLATE!!!! ...and chinese or japanese food... or chocolate with pistachios...mmmmmmmm donuts

    yo jakey! whazz shakin’?