any age resstrictions?

I’m sure it’s still 21+

don’t be sad

im going i live right near it like an hour away!

oh and Superstar is the most hilarious movie ever. it’s on right now… plus Malibu’s Most Wanted was on earlier… and I swear I am the ONLY person that likes that movie.

god i wanna go
damn why do i have to be 16

yeah
they really should

I’m in Southport, CT. most boring town in the history of the world.

If only I lived in NY and not Wisconsin…I’d be there…

oh man, i’m to late, crap.

Jorri! I know. I really wish I could find a mignight showing to go to for Rocky Horror. And I like Maibu’s Most Wanted.
….kinda…..lol

Jamie Kennedy is a moron and is not even remotely close to being funny. I still have a hard time believe that idiots show hasn’t been canceled yet.

It’s still on tv…the Jamie Kennedy experiment…

Thankfully…I’ve never seen it. That would just be another reason to make fun of him…

….

I love college towns….and I most definately love college women.

ERICA!

oh fuck now I see I called you Jorri.SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYX5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You seem to be a little hyper..

Hand banana….NO!

HAND BANANA?!?!?!?!
MEATWAD’S DOG!!!! FUCK DEREK YOU LIKE AQUA TEEN?!?!?!?

Umm…yes I do. That episode happens to be my favorite.

Yeah…I only know words like ball…and good……and RAPE!

I’m tired.
I’ve gotta unhook this computer, and hook up my other one.
I forgot this one doesn’t have sound..

hahaha
i couldn’t choose a favorite episode
but the last one i watched was brudewich. or brutewich?
anywho…that was a good one.
or wait was it bus of the undead?
if that light’s not on…I’l lean on this horn.

hi Leah! bye Leah!
hahahaha super troopers is funny

crap, i missed you guys again by like exactly 4 minutes. that’s happened 6 times!!!!!! WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD

also, how manytimes a day you guys come on here??? because i’ve seen you on here like 5 times today

how old are you guys, over age or under age

Mhm. Erica, I’m gonna go for like 30 mins. or so.

i don’t watch that show, it’s in black and white

it’s true, i have seen you guys on here a lot

g-bye

what the… ahhhh. o_o

11 really isn’t that late at all.

and I’ve been to a midnight showing, Erica! There happened to be one when I went to Vegas. SO much fun.

I did dress up a little bit, but because we didn’t know that there would be a showing before we left, I had to work with what I had – so I think I bought some fishnets, wore heels, and put on a leopard print thing and a lot of dangly jewelry. I was one of the only ones that dressed up, so I got the DVD of Shock Treatment as a prize! it was great.

they gave us little bags full of toilet paper, party hats, etc. to put on or throw at the screen and do other stuff while watching the movie. plus, of course, there was a professional troup acting it all out.

I love when they act it out. That’s so cool that you won a prize.
JESS! *still running through a field of wild flowers and butterflies”

it is. I wouldn’t have been running so long if you had been there to meet me and we hug and twirl and live happily ever after
see what I’m getting at?

hola, NACHO LIBRE. also, who the heck is Derek?????

I just posted a bulliten on myspace with the PCP video.
And..
Some girl I haven’t talked to in forever and a day said “That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages..”

just making sure, i thought you were a girl though

how old is Erica, cause i have no clue?? but i think she’s inbetween the ages of 14 and 20

haha.

But, Erica has such deep thoughts.. You’d think she’s 20.

hi!

lmao super troopers is dat shit ; & i luv da movie malibus most wanted.. it explains lyk half da kids in my skool.

oh, she’s 16, i thought she was way older by the way she talked. i’m so glad i’m not 20, i’m a lot younmger

Super Troopers is so funny, but i love superstar more

I surely don’t have deep thoughts.

>.

my firend luvz da movie super star ; ive nvr relli watched da whole thing i think its ok from wut i’ve seen

ahah sry erica ill tlk normal.. ill spell out everything my bad

yeah, no one understands what Amanda writes, it sounds gangster slang

ahhah i know my bad ill its how i talk on the computer ill speel out and talk normal so you get wut im sayingg

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

haha its ok i dont mind; plus its nicer for me 2 tlk lyk this cuz then no1 thinks lyk im a illiterate shit lol.. & i dun think i spley illiterate ryt

I LOVE CAPS

ME TOO!!!THEY’RE SO OBNOXIOUS!!!

i know i was like wtf happened
and then i scrolled down

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW

YEAH IT’S SO HARDXCORE
*ROCKS HARD*

lol u guys forgot 2 take your ridilan today

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
LITTLE LAMB
LITTLE LAMB

Amanda doesn’t like caps so i’ll stop. But man i love stuff that’s obnoxious

I feel as if Jess might explode soon

mary ate her little lamb little lamb. then she became a canniball

i just added you.

If I don’t reply.

I’m dead from exploding.

Just a fair warning.

haha yay ; i luv how we both hav [WKUK] .. great minds think alike lol

i love how in that balloon sketch Trevor is like standing on Sam’s poop before he slides down

I LIVE IN ALASKA. IT’S SO UGLY HERE. BUT WE SEE POLAR BEARS AROUND HERE

I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE DOWN A MAN’S CACA ROPE

REALLY? I WANT TO GO TO ALASKA. WHY IS IT UGLY? IT LOOKS PRETTY IN PCTURES….

MY GRANDPARENTS LIVE IN NC
I FEEL LIKE I’M YELLING

uhoh! brb

i leave 4 lyk 2 seconds n i come bck n i hav no idea wut da hell is ahppening lol

haha.
I’m addicted to 30.

and Jared.

IS JARED SOMEONE’S BROTHER

lol no jared leto ; from 30 seconds 2 mars

IF YOU COME TO ALASKA EVERYTHING IS SO INEXPENSIVE. YOU CAN BUY TONS OF STUFF

I WANNA BUY ALASKAN THINGS.

you’ve hung out with them?

I’ve hung out with Jared for like.. 5 mins.

I’ve told his brother that I love him.

WELL THE CLOTHES ARE LIKE ABERCROMBIE & FITCH, HOLLISTER, OR A&E

When I first met Jared.
I totally spazzed.
Couldn’t even talk.
or walk.
My best-friend was dragging me out.
While he was talking to Jared.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
ACTUALLY THAT’S LIKE THE CLOTHES HERE…..EEEWWWWWWW GUIDOS!!!!!!
THAT’S ACTUALLY HARDXCORE JERSEY….I’M IN THE SUBRBS
I’M WITH AMANDA ABOUT THE SHY THING. AS MUCH AS I WANT TO MEET PEOPLE I’D BE TOO SCARED

WHOM IS THIS JARED?????????????????

dats how id be if i met WKUK or lyk brandon novak from viva la bam

HAHA BRANDON NOVAK

dude i love him so much lol

know what i miss? kamikaze(sp?) latvia
that was good shit

i’m actually eating pickles JESS!!!
F
Y
I!!!!!!
BUT WHATEVER I’M HITTING MY KEYBOARD SO HARD RIGHT NOW
CAPS GET ME PUMPED!!!!!
I WANNA DRINK A CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE SEEN BORAT. THE NAKED MAN FIGHT WAS WEIRD. BUT I LOVED THE STUFF ABOUT JEWS

BORAT IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY

borat is so fukn hilariousss mannn

WHORDERVES

I’ll be on here at like 11.

eh

wasn’t it weird wher close to the end, it showed the bear’s head in Azamat’s fridge

i’ll be here at like 4:00. 7:00 this time

um
i hate to say it but
i
haveneverseenborat.
*cough*

yea ill b here 130 on the tym on here possibly

omg erica u hav 2 yur missing out ; hav u ppl seen benchwarmers?

i saw benchwarmers…
i don’t know how i feel about it…

“darren you like it, you like it…”

….

thanks for those quotes Jess
it makes me happy

i never have. but i pee my pants like all the time

oh my god! my friend went to your show, and she went CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WISH I COULDVE GONE!
T.T

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

“I fell asleep as this meeting, and I got my poop on my face..”

it’s an accident when i pee my pants. like i’m on a busfor 5 hours and i can’t go to the bathroom. which sucks

why, Brianna, is it that you must ride a bus for 5 hours?

gotta go. bye

noooo…:(
bye guys

okay…..i’m sad…….

I’m sorry.

FUCK!
YES!
YEHEHESSSS!!
WKUK is on…..*spewage due to overexcitement*

BYEE ERICA!!

And Brianna!

BYE JESS! DREAM OF ME?
yeah i said it

it’s 4/20
uh

yes it’s on

man, i’ve seen this episode a billion times. OH WELL

well, oh

ONE OF MY FAVE MOVIES IS GODFATHER. IT’S SO SAD THOUGH

IT’S SAD WHEN THE CAR BLOWS UP

I’M GONNA LIVE ON A MAUNTAIN OF CHAIRS!

IT’S SAD THAT APPALONIA IS BLOWN UP. IT’D BE FUNNY IF HER ARM FELL ON SOMEONE LIKE A MILLION MILES AWAY

A HUMAN ARM!!
WATCH OUT EBAY YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!!!

HA FUTURAMA IS ON. I’LL WATCH IT IN HONOR OFF JESS. ONLY DURING COMMERCIAL, HOWEVER.

THEN COME ON TUESDAY. THEY’LL TALK. HA I FEEL LIKE A SPOKESPERSON OR SOMETHING. LIKE THEY’RE ANIMALS. BABY PANDAS TO BE EXACT.

WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY IF EBAY SOLD SUPER CHEAP HOOKERS
” GET THESE HOOKERS WHILE THEY’RE STILL HOT”

OH BABY.

TUESDAY.
YOU.
DON’T BE A SQUARE.

YEAH IT’S REAL FLESH. I PUT A COATING OF PUZZLE GLUE ON IT THOUGH. I JUST FELT LIKE IT. THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL.
IT WAS.

SUPER COOL

THE SS ON MY JACKET STANDS FOR SUPER SMOOTH

I TAPED THE ENTIRE HITLER SONG

I OWN THE CD BITCH
WHAT NOW? WHAT?!
BRING IT!
I’LL BRING IT!
YOU WANNA?
OKAY THEN.
COME ON!!

I DON’T REMEMBER BUT IT WAS IN THE MOVIE “THE HITCHER”
I GUESS IT WAS THE HITCHHIKER…

oh ok.
ciao
tehe see it’s Italian! ITALIAN!

SEE YA TOMORROW

yessum.

i am
well i was
but my sister came down
i wasn;t on all day until like 6 or 7
i was out getting my nails done and walking around town wasting money
and harassing Kings
idk why i’m posting this. I saw 4 vanity plates. my favorites were WORSHIP and I8APONY

the store silly goose

You forget…I’m from Wiscowsin….so…I have no idea what that store is…

Well, I guess I don’t know what kind of store Kings is…so I can’t tell you what stores here are like it…

Oh…we have Pick N Save, Copps, Aldi, and other hick ass tiny grocery stores…

Makes sense…

haha erica yur still on? hi new person idk

ahah me n brianan got here same tym hii

hi Amanda

Bye Erica. i’ll be at your house tomorrow

i’m so freakin addicted to this

oh know. i’m all alone for the birds to get me. THE BIRDS THE BIRDS THE BIRDS!!!!!!!

SUGGY

suggy?

I JUST LIKE THE NAME SUGGY

DEREK ANNOYS THE CRAP OUTTA ME. HE’S SUCH A CACAFACED CRITIC

WHAT IS IT

Haha…I’m hurt…the eskimo doesn’t like me. Cry me a river Justin….

OKAY HERE IT GOES…

YESTERDAY I TRIES TO DRINK A WHITE CASTLE CHEESBURGER THROUGH A STRAW.
IT WAS THE DARKEST MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Drunkards? Did you just finish reading the Bible?

fuckshitcocksuckingtwatbitchcuntbreath. tried*

Jamie Kennedy is a moron though, that is a fact. I think it should be added to Wikipedia, so everyone knows.

DID YOU CALL ME THAT ERICA

ALRIGHT YOU DIDN’T

Maybe I will.

THERE IS A MAN WITH A BABY SKULL AROUND HIS NECK OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. WHAT DO I DO?!?!

I LIKE POLAR BEARS

BRIANNA THAT’S SMOLDERING.

GUESS HOW OLD I AM

Skullsinking? It’s SEEKING.

YOU ARE 400 YEARS OF AGE.
TU HA 400 ANNI.

What was banned?

You just lied….you said you had.

BABY SKULL-SEEKING BULLETS WERE BANNED THAT’S WHAT.

You seem younger than the rest of these girls Brianna….

I ONCE ATE GOLDFISH OFF MY TEACHERS DESK. DELISCIOUS

KILL THE MAN WITH THE BABY HEAD, OR FIND A REAL BABY HEAD AND THROW IT AT HIM

Holy shit you need a dictionary…

AND A BABY SKULL LAUNCHER!

AND A SHEEP!

OH THAT IS INTERESTING. I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED IT TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE “I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR TOES”

*WAR CRY*
THE ENEMY HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

LAMBCHOP?!
THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO LAMBCHOP? YOU ATE LAMBCHOP?!

ALL RIGHT, THE ENEMY IS DEAD

SERIOUSLY, GUESS HOW OLD I AM

IT WAS BRUTAL, BUT WITH YOUR HELP I GOT THAT BASTARD. GOT HIM GOOD. NOW I RAISE MY ARMY OF MUTANT FLYING POSSUMS TO SEEK ALL BABY SKULL-WEARERS AND BRING THEM TO ME. FOR I, LOU REED?, AM…….THE BABY…SKULL………..WHISPERER…..yes.

BUT WE DID IT LEAH!
UHM…BRIANNA…YOU ARE…14?13?16?11?17?12?

FIND THE BABY SKULL HEAD WEARERS

Not old enough to drink…

I’LL TELL YOU MY AGE SOMEDAY

SOMEDAY
SOMEDAY
THAT’S A STROKES SONG
I LOVE THE STROKES.

CAP’N KRUNCH

EYE EYE CAPITAN

aye?

IT’S COOL, AS LONG AS IT WAS A JOKE. OTHERWISE I’D BE READY TO STRANGLE

I LIKE ROLL PLAYING, IT’S KIND OF FUN

Hahaha…I thought you were a high school girl Ericka…not a boy….

woot southpark is onn

Lady is usually reserved for those who are over 18….she could be a ‘young lady’ though

HI AMANDA, WE’RE HAVING A BIT OF A PROBLEM WITH dEREK. YOU CAN READ THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF THE CONVERSATION

ERICA OR AMANDA, ARE YOU GUYS IN IGNITE

LEAH ASKED IF WE WERE ROLE PLAYING. I THINK. SOMEBODY DID.
I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. WHATEVER.

whats ignite?

Well, that’s cuz Jamie Kennedy is lame…he’s no where near funny.

he’s funny sometimes ; most of his jokes that ive seen; are about sex. and that gets old after a while but i still like him

typing in all caps is tiring.
and pies doesn’t have an apostrphe

i don’t have “ignite” at my school
we’ve got AP courses. I would think ignite to be a pyro course or something.

wait what is ignite though? ive never hear dof it

Hahaha…no…pies does not have an apostrophe…but at least you corrected yourself…

Herllo

herro!

pensi? wtf mate

i don’t listen to JK’s jokes. i just watch his movies.
”Kickin It Old School”
with Bobby lee and jamie Kennedy

penis’ is possesive
penises is plural
i can’t believe i answered that.

lol i love you amanda
did they use the name Derek in that skit? I missed it…

derek is a awsum name i luv it

no appypollyloggies needed

pennies=penis

sir, could you please spair a penis

ahhaah im going to buy u a dictionary for christmas;kwanza;channukah so u can spell apologiess :]

gotta go. g-bye. * in trouble with the mom*

tehe it’s from A Clockwork Orange. It’s Nadsat. I love that movie so I use the language a lot.
and I did miss that “Derek” thing. I bet you feel special. I would.

bye Brianna
sorry about the being in trouble thing….or something…..lol
MY HOUSE.
TOMORROW.
YOU.

omg erica u sound like a lesbian haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHUT THE FUCK UP DEREK GOD

yarbles=balls in nadsat

Hey….I can’t help that it was funny….

no it just seems lyk u are relli happy that bunines are squishy or like your going 2 rape the bunnies

U RAPED THE BUNNIES?????

NO THAT LAST ONE ABOUT BEING HURTFUL WAS MEANT FOR DEREK.

oo ahahah i thoguth u were talking about raping the bunnies hurt yur guttywhats i was lyk OMYGOD

oh yes it does

my legs hurt
i’ve been sitting cross-legged too long
and my lappytopmcgee is pretty much cooking my legflesh.

okokokokokokokokokokokokok I really have to go. i’m forcing myself to close this laptop. goodnight.
don’t rape.

ahahah ok im out also actally night

It’s the hater!!!

hello people, are you there??? and who rapes bunnies???

who is leah. and Derek is mean.

I’m more than 10 years younger than you, you bullying son of a bitch >:!

I thought you said you were 16….which would make you closer to just under 10 years…not over…

haha…whatever…but you’re still awake? Don’t you have a bedtime?

Well, you should be getting a minimum of 8 hours of sleep to be productive at school…otherwise you will not have the proper rest to do well…jeez….teenagers…

i’m on Leah’s side

Well…I’m sure you’re all alone in your igloo….

NO ONE IN ALASKA LIVES IN AN IGLOO

I live in Connecticut 1hr from the city. I used to have gerbils and my boyfriend is a black labrador named Tommy. I LOVE ASIAN FOOD!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Brianna, do you ever see lemmings in alaska? ad if so, do you ever watch them jump off cliffs? (I did a report on lemmings when we did a thing on alaska in 2nd grade)

only people in canada live in igloos. what’s a lemming? I heard Connecticut is nice. i like labradorsto. they’re really nice dogs

I shall return tomorrow, to rescue Princess Erica, and slay thy evil derky!!!!!

I think she’s confused…but that’s ok….

duh, french canadian bastards live in ice palaces and are freaky and frenchish!

yeah, my mom told me that no one lives in igloos here, maybe in the southpole. my mom’s been up here for 30 years, so she’d know

i bet he’s a fruit

g-bye for the day

HOOLA

WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’LL LIVE THAT LONG, THANK GOD!!!! YOU SMOKE, AND YOU’RE A DRUNK, TERRIBLE FOR YOUR LIVER, AT LEAST I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF

Hahaha…so every person that goes to the bar is a drunk? And yes…I smoke…I love it…I will do it until I die….but I live to be 200….that’s a lot of smoking.

it was a spin off of “kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch” From hte soth park movie.
Derek, you are a fruit, like brianna said. I don’t hate you because you smoke. It’s cause you gotta make fun of girls 10 years or more younger than you and ur an asshole with no conscience. Go ahead and smoke and shorten your own life, faggot!!!1

liver and lung damage are both terrible ways to die, but for you I don’t care. Doesn’t smoke taste bad? Alchohol isn’t super either, but it isn’t as horrible if you drink in moderation. There is no smoking in moderation, it damages your lungs anyway.

no conscience, the part of your mind that tells you right from wrong, conscious implies that you are awake and your senses are on… and shit

It can be used either way…I had to check….

I don’t hate smokers I just hate the verb “smoking” It depends on your personality. There are plenty of nicee people who smoke, but smoking is bad for everyone, and maybe the environment…

i’m eating cereal

lucky, I’m hungry (what time is it in Alaska? it’s 1:30 in CT.

Because it isand I saidso. It is also badifsmall chilren or animals try toeat the cig buds.
Invincible bears!!!!

it is bad for you!!! why do you do it?? Nobody thinks that ur anycooler and how do you know that you won’t get lung cancer? are you soo addicted that you’ve forgotten how awesome it feels to take the edge off with a sugar high? shame on you, numbnuts!!

why don’t you haveany motivation to quit? WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF SMOKING??!?!Ther are none. I can’t imagine it tastes so great, either.
I’m going to bedcause I haveschool tomorrow and ur an asshole!!!!
Do you even haveajob??? Cheezyboy (haha you’re from wisconsin doncha kknow!)

unemployed jerk-off!
>XP

yo whats going on

which episode is number6

why is there no one talking to you

Because it’s past their bedtime….are you a minor too?

Yes…it will…it’s 4/20!

No what…you’re not a minor?

do you consider 4/20 a holiday

Haha…you still haven’t answered the minor question….and no, I don’t consider it a holiday. But….to dopers all around the US it’s a day where people acknowledge the reefer. But…in the new episode if you caught the commercials…he says it’s 4/20!!!

I would be 26….

i just turned 23 on the 21

so are you guy working on new sketches

sorry

Well….I am a professional bum…I currently live on unemployment. However, I used to be a Network Administrator…that means I’m a computer nerd….

i bartend and in the afternoon i cut hair

good cause i have computer problems. i have to write something just to read what you said before

Hit the refresh button on your browser…

Hahaha…I dunno…do you bartend in the Stevens Point area? Cuz then yeah…I’d bet you do….

i live in colorado

so do i but i like good charlotte better

do you consider icp rap

Sorry if you’re a fan…but…’I stab bitches with a chainsaw’ isn’t ‘gangsta’ in my opinion….

Oooooooh….my Slovenian pen pal messaged me….my god that girl is hot….I wish I lived in Europe….

Well….I’m actually pretty drunk…haha…and I was annoying the shit out of those high school girls before you messaged…

no of icp. so does this slovenian girl send you pics of herself

She doesn’t send naked pics of herself…if I wanted that I’d just go to the bar and wait….

so the girls over there are EASY

Haha…and you know? If she was easy…then I guess I’d have a good time with her. But I have a feeling she’s not that easy…

are you still a virgin

i hope not too!!!!!

good so do you chat to girls on this site all night

Hahaha…no. This is only the second day I’ve posted…the girls are too young to be ‘chatting’ with.

I should go to bed…I can’t type….

wow
well…
that was an experience…
reading what happened after I left.
I’M A PRINCESS!!

Ericaaaaaa!
Where are you?!

i’m going to italian class. I might not be on the computer.

I think you girls should be concentrating on your studies….

I’ve finished my website.

What the fuck does that have to do with “studies”?

This coming from the classy guy who gets drunk and gets laid by random girls.

The key word here is FINISHED.
Do you get that FINISHED.
It’s quite a simple word.

Yes…they were random…

I don’t think anyone stays on any one topic here…

Erica bounces from topic to topic.

I’m going.
I’m going to go home and to bed.

ERICA!!!

Too bad I’m leaving.

FINE. NOBODY ANSWER. GOD. YOU PEOPLE.

Hi katie.. whats up?