Whitest Kids Show Tonight! FREE!

by Zach on Apr.22, 2007, under Uncategorized

8 PM!!!!
158 LUDLOW AT STANTON
FREEEEEEE!!!

We’re doing a new show today LIVE!!!
With John Gemberling!
Anthony Jeselnik HOSTS!!!
Pat O’shea PERFORMS!!!
SO DOES Aubrey Tennant!!!!
NEW SKETCHES!!!
COME ON OUT!!!

980 comments for this entry:
  1. Leah

    any age resstrictions?

  2. hu-dogg

    im busy :(
    i wish i could make it though.

  3. Erica

    I’m sure it’s still 21+ :)

  4. Leah

    I wanna see it!!!! I don’t care about bad language or references :( . Seeing them live would be amazing!!!!

  5. amanda

    im going i live right near it like an hour away!

  6. Jorri

    GAK. I posted on some old post instead of this one. rawrrr

    sooo hey everyone! Erica I saw you singing Rocky Horror on the last post. best movie EVER

  7. Jorri

    oh and Superstar is the most hilarious movie ever. it’s on right now… plus Malibu’s Most Wanted was on earlier… and I swear I am the ONLY person that likes that movie.

  8. Eleesa

    I wish I could go, but I’m sick.
    Sucks so hard

  9. Katie

    god i wanna go
    damn why do i have to be 16

  10. Jorri

    yeah, you guys should make some all-ages shows, but keep the same material and stuff. because the people that mostly watch your show are underage and everything.

  11. Katie

    yeah
    they really should

  12. Katie

    i was just wondering
    where does everyone live on this site
    i live in massapequa, ny

  13. Jorri

    I’m in Southport, CT. most boring town in the history of the world.

  14. Brianna

    anyone there, it’s 12:27am in the, morning

  15. Derek

    If only I lived in NY and not Wisconsin…I’d be there…

  16. Derek

    Oh, I definately wouldn’t say ‘most’ of the people that watch WKUK are underagers. I’m 26 and all of my friends are 21 or older and we all watch the show…it just appears that those of you posting here are minors. How is it you all get to stay up so late to watch the show?

  17. Brianna

    oh man, i’m to late, crap.

  18. Brianna

    oh man, i’m to late, crap!!!!!! *sniffle*

  19. Erica

    Jorri! I know. I really wish I could find a mignight showing to go to for Rocky Horror. And I like Maibu’s Most Wanted.
    ….kinda…..lol

  20. Erica

    tomorrow’s supposed to be like 80 degrees yo

  21. Derek

    Jamie Kennedy is a moron and is not even remotely close to being funny. I still have a hard time believe that idiots show hasn’t been canceled yet.

  22. Erica

    he still has a show?

  23. Derek

    It’s still on tv…the Jamie Kennedy experiment…

  24. Erica

    oh yeah and he did that circle circle dot dot song.
    yeah…

  25. Derek

    Thankfully…I’ve never seen it. That would just be another reason to make fun of him…

  26. Erica

    ok then. so. for some reason i may never understand i’m going to ask you how last night went. after you stopped blogging with high school girls on the internet.
    I have a feeling I will regret this.

  27. Derek

    I went to the bars, talk with some women, then went home and passed out…

  28. Derek

    I love college towns….and I most definately love college women. :)

  29. Erica

    I DO REGRET IT!
    sorry if I disturbed you Jorri.
    SUPER TROOPERS IS ON!
    meow

  30. Erica

    JESS! *runs in slow motion through a field of wild flowers and butterflies*

  31. Erica

    oh fuck now I see I called you Jorri.SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYX5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Jess

    You seem to be a little hyper..

  33. hu-dogg

    i have to admit college is a whole heck of a lot better than high school.

  34. Derek

    Hand banana….NO!

  35. Derek

    Well…I was talking about the women, not the school in particular. College women, a lot of them, are hot…

  36. Erica

    HAND BANANA?!?!?!?!
    MEATWAD’S DOG!!!! FUCK DEREK YOU LIKE AQUA TEEN?!?!?!?

  37. Erica

    hell no that son of a bitch had an axe

  38. Derek

    Umm…yes I do. That episode happens to be my favorite.

  39. Erica

    sorry Jess is right I am a bit hyper.

    ………….tonight…….
    ……………….you………

  40. Derek

    Yeah…I only know words like ball…and good……and RAPE!

  41. Derek

    Ya think you can back that up?

    You hear what he saying?? Think I can back that up…I got bruises to prove it!!

    No, No…that ass…back up..yeah…

  42. Jess

    I’m tired.
    I’ve gotta unhook this computer, and hook up my other one.
    I forgot this one doesn’t have sound..

  43. Derek

    back it up….haha

  44. Erica

    hahaha
    i couldn’t choose a favorite episode
    but the last one i watched was brudewich. or brutewich?
    anywho…that was a good one.
    or wait was it bus of the undead?
    if that light’s not on…I’l lean on this horn.

  45. Leah

    hi!
    bye!
    I have to go, but I wanted to stop by and say hi.
    FUTURAMA MARATHON IS IN 2 HOURS!!!!
    YAY!!!
    (I wish I could see the show, but it’s on now and I live 1hr away!! (;_;)

  46. Erica

    hi Leah! bye Leah!
    hahahaha super troopers is funny

  47. Derek

    Sopranos is on in less than an hour…

  48. Brianna

    crap, i missed you guys again by like exactly 4 minutes. that’s happened 6 times!!!!!! WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD

  49. Erica

    Andy Griffith is on meow

  50. Brianna

    also, how manytimes a day you guys come on here??? because i’ve seen you on here like 5 times today

  51. Brianna

    i love Andy Griffith, but it’s in black and white

  52. Brianna

    how old are you guys, over age or under age

  53. Erica

    it’s all old-timey
    btw, who are “you guys”?

  54. Jess

    Mhm. Erica, I’m gonna go for like 30 mins. or so.

  55. Erica

    oh i meant that lest post for when you said:
    “also, how manytimes a day you guys come on here??? because i‚Äôve seen you on here like 5 times today”

  56. Brianna

    i don’t watch that show, it’s in black and white

  57. Erica

    ok Jess I’ll be lonely. for like 30 minutes.

  58. Brianna

    it’s true, i have seen you guys on here a lot

  59. Brianna

    i usually don’t come here, just sometimes, but i’m on the internet a lot

  60. Erica

    ok still confused
    Andy Griffith is sad.

  61. Jorri

    what the… ahhhh. o_o

    11 really isn’t that late at all.

    and I’ve been to a midnight showing, Erica! :D There happened to be one when I went to Vegas. SO much fun.

  62. Erica

    ack I’m jealous
    did you dress up and throw rice and sing and …light…lighters?

  63. Jorri

    I did dress up a little bit, but because we didn’t know that there would be a showing before we left, I had to work with what I had – so I think I bought some fishnets, wore heels, and put on a leopard print thing and a lot of dangly jewelry. I was one of the only ones that dressed up, so I got the DVD of Shock Treatment as a prize! it was great.

    they gave us little bags full of toilet paper, party hats, etc. to put on or throw at the screen and do other stuff while watching the movie. plus, of course, there was a professional troup acting it all out.

  64. Erica

    I love when they act it out. That’s so cool that you won a prize.
    JESS! *still running through a field of wild flowers and butterflies”

  65. Jess

    haha.
    That must be a pretty big field.

  66. Erica

    it is. I wouldn’t have been running so long if you had been there to meet me and we hug and twirl and live happily ever after
    see what I’m getting at?

  67. Jess

    Sorry.

    I had to fix my myspace…

  68. Brianna

    hola, NACHO LIBRE. also, who the heck is Derek?????

  69. Brianna

    is Jess a girl or a boy??

  70. Jess

    I just posted a bulliten on myspace with the PCP video.
    And..
    Some girl I haven’t talked to in forever and a day said “That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages..”

  71. Brianna

    just making sure, i thought you were a girl though

  72. Erica

    see! see! WKUK brings people together!

  73. Brianna

    how old is Erica, cause i have no clue?? but i think she’s inbetween the ages of 14 and 20

  74. Jess

    haha.

    But, Erica has such deep thoughts.. You’d think she’s 20.

  75. Brianna

    wkuk brought Darren and his girlfriend from China together

  76. amanda

    lmao super troopers is dat shit ; & i luv da movie malibus most wanted.. it explains lyk half da kids in my skool.

  77. Erica

    thanks for saying i have deep thoughts. i’m flattered :)

  78. Brianna

    oh, she’s 16, i thought she was way older by the way she talked. i’m so glad i’m not 20, i’m a lot younmger

  79. amanda

    i hav deep thought sumtymz… butt all da wise da way i act err1 thinks im a dum shit

  80. Brianna

    Super Troopers is so funny, but i love superstar more

  81. Erica

    i can;t understand what you type amanda….
    but that’s ok

  82. Jess

    I surely don’t have deep thoughts.

    >.

  83. Brianna

    i don’t have deep thoughts at all

  84. amanda

    my firend luvz da movie super star ; ive nvr relli watched da whole thing i think its ok from wut i’ve seen

  85. Erica

    haha
    SOOPAHSTAH!
    i tired to type it the way she says it

  86. amanda

    ahah sry erica ill tlk normal.. ill spell out everything my bad

  87. Brianna

    yeah, no one understands what Amanda writes, it sounds gangster slang

  88. amanda

    ahhah i know my bad ill its how i talk on the computer ill speel out and talk normal so you get wut im sayingg

  89. Erica

    you don’t have to spell everything out if you don’t want to
    it just takes more time for me to read it lol

  90. Brianna

    HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  91. amanda

    haha its ok i dont mind; plus its nicer for me 2 tlk lyk this cuz then no1 thinks lyk im a illiterate shit lol.. & i dun think i spley illiterate ryt

  92. Erica

    that’s a lot of o’s

  93. Jess

    The page is extremely stretched out..

  94. Erica

    ME TOO!!!THEY’RE SO OBNOXIOUS!!!

  95. amanda

    hahah brianna u so just made my fukn screen all white lol

  96. Erica

    i know i was like wtf happened
    and then i scrolled down

  97. amanda

    when people write it caps it makes me feel like they are yelling at me

  98. Brianna

    I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW

  99. Erica

    YEAH IT’S SO HARDXCORE
    *ROCKS HARD*

  100. Jess

    “Sam, you’re going through a school yard..”
    “Little kids are running away from it screaming..”

  101. amanda

    lol u guys forgot 2 take your ridilan today

  102. Jess

    Sorry.
    I’m watching that..

  103. Erica

    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    LITTLE LAMB
    LITTLE LAMB

  104. Jess

    I’m not hyper..

  105. Brianna

    Amanda doesn’t like caps so i’ll stop. But man i love stuff that’s obnoxious

  106. Jess

    I’m not hyper..

    …..

  107. Erica

    I feel as if Jess might explode soon

  108. amanda

    jess i think imma add u on myspaceee so when u get a random request its me lol

  109. Brianna

    mary ate her little lamb little lamb. then she became a canniball

  110. amanda

    nah u can write in caps i was just making a statement

  111. Jess

    i just added you. :)

  112. Erica

    cannibal…
    cannon ball…
    cannon ball run…
    WOLVERINES!

  113. Jess

    If I don’t reply.

    I’m dead from exploding.

    Just a fair warning.

  114. Brianna

    Sam’s only down to his nipples

  115. amanda

    haha yay ; i luv how we both hav [WKUK] .. great minds think alike lol

  116. Erica

    i love how in that balloon sketch Trevor is like standing on Sam’s poop before he slides down

  117. Jess

    lol. I saw that.
    I would put the heart thingy majigger mabob.
    But, I ran outta room.

  118. Brianna

    I LIVE IN ALASKA. IT’S SO UGLY HERE. BUT WE SEE POLAR BEARS AROUND HERE

  119. Erica

    oh btw I HOPE WKUK HAD A SUPER DUPER SHOW TONIGHT!

  120. Brianna

    I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE DOWN A MAN’S CACA ROPE

  121. Jess

    I live in NC.
    Where riding to school in tractors.. is common.

  122. Erica

    REALLY? I WANT TO GO TO ALASKA. WHY IS IT UGLY? IT LOOKS PRETTY IN PCTURES….

  123. Brianna

    caca means shit in spanish

  124. Erica

    MY GRANDPARENTS LIVE IN NC
    I FEEL LIKE I’M YELLING

  125. amanda

    lmao omg your jared leto stuff on yur profile makes me laugh so hard

  126. amanda

    i leave 4 lyk 2 seconds n i come bck n i hav no idea wut da hell is ahppening lol

  127. amanda

    i love acid!!!!! super troopers is so awsum

  128. Jess

    haha.
    I’m addicted to 30.

    and Jared.

  129. Brianna

    actually only some parts are ugly, like Anchorage. but palmer is gorgeuos, the mountains are so close, there are little shops everywhere, and you can ride your bike in the street. But there are so many cops in palmer, that’s why it’s so nice. THERE’S LIKE A CARNIVAL ALL THE TIME

  130. Brianna

    IS JARED SOMEONE’S BROTHER

  131. amanda

    so is my friend ; everytym she sees anythin on 30 seconds shes lyk omg he soooo hottt

  132. amanda

    lol no jared leto ; from 30 seconds 2 mars

  133. Jess

    Shannon Leto.
    The drummer in 30.

  134. Brianna

    IF YOU COME TO ALASKA EVERYTHING IS SO INEXPENSIVE. YOU CAN BUY TONS OF STUFF

  135. Jess

    I’ve seen 30 four times. :)

    And, I’m trying to win a contest to go to Europe to hang-out w/ them and see them live.
    again.

  136. Erica

    I WANNA BUY ALASKAN THINGS.

  137. Brianna

    WHERE DID ERICA GO??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
    /???????????/???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  138. Erica

    you’ve hung out with them?

  139. Erica

    I’M ON YOUR ROOF BRIANNA!

    ignore that………

  140. Jess

    I’ve hung out with Jared for like.. 5 mins.

    I’ve told his brother that I love him.

  141. amanda

    haha omg that would be so cool ; except if i ever meet ne1 i admire; id b so shy. lol

  142. Brianna

    WELL THE CLOTHES ARE LIKE ABERCROMBIE & FITCH, HOLLISTER, OR A&E

  143. Brianna

    OMFG ERICA’S A STALKER

  144. Jess

    When I first met Jared.
    I totally spazzed.
    Couldn’t even talk.
    or walk.
    My best-friend was dragging me out.
    While he was talking to Jared.

  145. Brianna

    I’M SO BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I’M EATING OREOS

  146. Erica

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH
    ACTUALLY THAT’S LIKE THE CLOTHES HERE…..EEEWWWWWWW GUIDOS!!!!!!
    THAT’S ACTUALLY HARDXCORE JERSEY….I’M IN THE SUBRBS
    I’M WITH AMANDA ABOUT THE SHY THING. AS MUCH AS I WANT TO MEET PEOPLE I’D BE TOO SCARED :(

  147. amanda

    ahahah he’s probably heard that so many tyms ; omg this show rad girls was so wut i wanted 2 do when i was older because im onli 15 so i wouldnt b able 2 get a show like that till im 18 prob; i hate them for stealing my futuree life plans lol

  148. Brianna

    WHOM IS THIS JARED?????????????????

  149. Erica

    JOO MEAN WHOREOS?????!?!?!?!?!
    WHOREOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  150. amanda

    dats how id be if i met WKUK or lyk brandon novak from viva la bam

  151. Erica

    YOU MIGHT KNOW JARED LETO MORE AS AN ACTOR
    LIKE IN FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!
    SORRY I LOVELOVELOVE THAT MOVIE

  152. Erica

    HAHA BRANDON NOVAK

  153. Brianna

    MY MOM IS LIKE THE MOBILE DOG TRAINER OF ALASKA. SHE KNOWS CESAR MILAN

  154. amanda

    dude i love him so much lol

  155. Jess

    Erica’s been drinking something.

    and, I’d like to have some of what she’s got that making her hyper.

  156. Erica

    know what i miss? kamikaze(sp?) latvia
    that was good shit

  157. Brianna

    I KEEP MY PIMP HAND STRONG……WHOREOS

  158. Erica

    i’m actually eating pickles JESS!!!
    F
    Y
    I!!!!!!
    BUT WHATEVER I’M HITTING MY KEYBOARD SO HARD RIGHT NOW
    CAPS GET ME PUMPED!!!!!
    I WANNA DRINK A CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  159. amanda

    ohh yo i 4got 2 ask ya’ll [ahah i sound soutern] how was your 420 ?

  160. Brianna

    ANYONE SEEN BORAT. THE NAKED MAN FIGHT WAS WEIRD. BUT I LOVED THE STUFF ABOUT JEWS

  161. Erica

    I AIN’T NOBODY’S PIMP! I’M HER FELLA!
    i cant wait for the 4/20 sketch

  162. Brianna

    BORAT IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY

  163. Jess

    I hung out with my friends at the mall.

    Lame, I know..

  164. amanda

    borat is so fukn hilariousss mannn

  165. Erica

    is anyone gonna be on here tomorrow? during the day? like the school day?

  166. Brianna

    in Borat, Borat and Azamat were the only actors. well maybe the bear.

  167. Jess

    I’ll be on here at like 11.

  168. amanda

    um i ill b on aftr 230ish mayb idk 230 NEw york time

  169. Brianna

    wasn’t it weird wher close to the end, it showed the bear’s head in Azamat’s fridge

  170. Jess

    My 3rd period is computer class.
    So, I do nothing.
    at all.
    Except get on here, talk to you guys and watch videos on here.

  171. Brianna

    i’ll be here at like 4:00. 7:00 this time

  172. amanda

    omg i was dieing so hard ; onli sum ppl caught that part in the movie.. i luv borats subliminal messages

  173. Erica

    um
    i hate to say it but
    i
    haveneverseenborat.
    *cough*

  174. Jess

    “Fairy…”
    “I’m a demon!”
    “Fairy..”

  175. amanda

    yea ill b here 130 on the tym on here possibly

  176. Brianna

    one of my favorite videos is the kool-aid one. i tried putting kool ais in a lake once, it only worked a little bit

  177. amanda

    omg erica u hav 2 yur missing out ; hav u ppl seen benchwarmers?

  178. Brianna

    erica. you haven’t seen borat? omfg. well i just saw it like a week ago. all my friends saw it when it first came out

  179. Erica

    i saw benchwarmers…
    i don’t know how i feel about it…

  180. Brianna

    i love benchwarmers

  181. Jess

    “darren you like it, you like it…”

    ….

  182. Erica

    i never actually had the desire to see borat

  183. Erica

    thanks for those quotes Jess
    it makes me happy

  184. Brianna

    has anyone here ever shit there pants

  185. Brianna

    i never have. but i pee my pants like all the time

  186. Jess

    haha.
    Your welcome.
    I’m watching them.

  187. gladys

    oh my god! my friend went to your show, and she went CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I WISH I COULDVE GONE!
    T.T

    I LOVE YOU GUYS!

  188. amanda

    omgg luv benchwarmers ; i laughed so much jon heder is so fukn funni

  189. Jess

    “I fell asleep as this meeting, and I got my poop on my face..”

  190. amanda

    okkkayy everyone im out ill tlk 2 u all sooner or later byeee nice talking 2 youu

  191. Brianna

    it’s an accident when i pee my pants. like i’m on a busfor 5 hours and i can’t go to the bathroom. which sucks

  192. Erica

    why, Brianna, is it that you must ride a bus for 5 hours?

  193. Jess

    ackkkk.
    FUTURAMA COMES ON IN 3 MINS!

  194. Erica

    noooo…:(
    bye guys

  195. Jess

    I’ve gotta go in 2 mins. :(

  196. Erica

    okay…..i’m sad…….

  197. Jess

    I’ve gotta get my stuff ready for school and whatnot.
    Then watch futurama.

    I’m staying on till my friend replies back if she’s gonna liveblog on Tuesday..

  198. Brianna

    i’m back. is anyone there

  199. Erica

    FUCK!
    YES!
    YEHEHESSSS!!
    WKUK is on…..*spewage due to overexcitement*

  200. Brianna

    hooooooooooooooooooooooooooola

  201. Jess

    BYEE ERICA!! :)

    And Brianna!

  202. Brianna

    it’s really on????? yeehaw. i’m gonna check

  203. Erica

    BYE JESS! DREAM OF ME?
    yeah i said it

  204. Jess

    haha.
    Of course.

    With wkuk, there too.

    Byyeeeeeeeeeee.

  205. Erica

    zach should be a mafia boss

  206. Brianna

    man, i’ve seen this episode a billion times. OH WELL

  207. Erica

    he’d be like “what do you mean, ‘I’m a funny guy’? is it the way I talk? what are you saying? I’m curious.”
    Goodfellas…

  208. Brianna

    ZACH IS NEVER ON HERE. HE WOULD GET SHOT IN LIKE 2 SECONDS. HE’S SO SKINNY

  209. Brianna

    ONE OF MY FAVE MOVIES IS GODFATHER. IT’S SO SAD THOUGH

  210. Erica

    i know!
    sorry i mean..
    I KNOW!
    NO HE WOULDN’T, HE’S BADASS
    PEOPLE WOULD RUN.

  211. Erica

    IT’S SAD WHEN THE CAR BLOWS UP

  212. Brianna

    OH YEAH. BIG BLACKMAN IN THE ROOM

  213. Erica

    I’M GONNA LIVE ON A MAUNTAIN OF CHAIRS!

  214. Brianna

    IT’S SAD THAT APPALONIA IS BLOWN UP. IT’D BE FUNNY IF HER ARM FELL ON SOMEONE LIKE A MILLION MILES AWAY

  215. Erica

    IT’S FOUR TWEN-TY. UHH. FOURTWENYY. UHH.

  216. Erica

    A HUMAN ARM!!
    WATCH OUT EBAY YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!!!

  217. Brianna

    YOU KNOW, I’VE LIKE NEVER TALKED TO ANY OF THE WKUK. I WISH I COULD

  218. Erica

    HA FUTURAMA IS ON. I’LL WATCH IT IN HONOR OFF JESS. ONLY DURING COMMERCIAL, HOWEVER.

  219. Erica

    THEN COME ON TUESDAY. THEY’LL TALK. HA I FEEL LIKE A SPOKESPERSON OR SOMETHING. LIKE THEY’RE ANIMALS. BABY PANDAS TO BE EXACT.

  220. Erica

    YOU COULD BUY A HUMAN ARM FOR 2 CENTS ON EBAY!

  221. Brianna

    WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY IF EBAY SOLD SUPER CHEAP HOOKERS
    ” GET THESE HOOKERS WHILE THEY’RE STILL HOT”

  222. Brianna

    IS THE ARM REAL HUMAN FLESH??? I WANT QUALITY

  223. Erica

    TUESDAY.
    YOU.
    DON’T BE A SQUARE.

  224. Brianna

    I’D STICK ONE OF THE FINGERS IN SOMEONE’S SANDWICH. CANNIBALS RULE

  225. Erica

    YEAH IT’S REAL FLESH. I PUT A COATING OF PUZZLE GLUE ON IT THOUGH. I JUST FELT LIKE IT. THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL.
    IT WAS.

  226. Brianna

    I’M LIKE A TRIANGLE

  227. Erica

    WOW YOU’RE REALLY HOOKED ON THAT CANNIBAL THING AREN’T YOU.
    PUT A FINGER IN THEIR FRIES LIKE IN THE HITCHER. THE ORIGINAL!!!

  228. Erica

    THE SS ON MY JACKET STANDS FOR SUPER SMOOTH

  229. Brianna

    COW UDDERS=SUPER DUPER KUL

  230. Brianna

    I TAPED THE ENTIRE HITLER SONG

  231. Brianna

    WHO STUCK A REAL FINGER IN SOMEONE’S FRIES

  232. Erica

    I OWN THE CD BITCH
    WHAT NOW? WHAT?!
    BRING IT!
    I’LL BRING IT!
    YOU WANNA?
    OKAY THEN.
    COME ON!!

  233. Erica

    I DON’T REMEMBER BUT IT WAS IN THE MOVIE “THE HITCHER”
    I GUESS IT WAS THE HITCHHIKER…

  234. Brianna

    YOU CAN GET A CD. KULIO

  235. Erica

    oh ok.
    ciao
    tehe see it’s Italian! ITALIAN!

  236. Derek

    Holy shit….you’re still all here????

  237. Derek

    That’s just insanity….you should be watching the wkuk reruns….

  238. Erica

    i am
    well i was
    but my sister came down
    i wasn;t on all day until like 6 or 7
    i was out getting my nails done and walking around town wasting money
    and harassing Kings
    idk why i’m posting this. I saw 4 vanity plates. my favorites were WORSHIP and I8APONY

  239. Derek

    Harassing Kings? Like ‘The King’ from Burger King?

  240. Erica

    the store silly goose

  241. Erica

    SHIT YO SCARRED IS ON
    IT HURTS SO GOOD

  242. Derek

    You forget…I’m from Wiscowsin….so…I have no idea what that store is…

  243. Erica

    well i don’t know how many stores there are or where they are. what’s in Wisconsin?

  244. Derek

    Well, I guess I don’t know what kind of store Kings is…so I can’t tell you what stores here are like it…

  245. Derek

    Oh…we have Pick N Save, Copps, Aldi, and other hick ass tiny grocery stores…

  246. Erica

    hmm yeah never heard of any of them

  247. Derek

    Makes sense…

  248. Brianna

    you guys are still on

  249. amanda

    haha erica yur still on? hi new person idk

  250. Brianna

    this is so weird. you guys are like on here for hours. is this your life????

  251. amanda

    ahah me n brianan got here same tym hii

  252. Erica

    it does.
    Brianna I’m addicted. I’m telling you it’s serious. But I think I have to go fo sho now. Bye all

  253. amanda

    ahaha okaayy bye erica

  254. Brianna

    Bye Erica. i’ll be at your house tomorrow

  255. Brianna

    j
    amie Kennedy rules Derek

  256. Brianna

    i’m so freakin addicted to this

  257. Brianna

    is anyone still here????

  258. Brianna

    oh know. i’m all alone for the birds to get me. THE BIRDS THE BIRDS THE BIRDS!!!!!!!

  259. Erica

    shit.
    I am.
    goddammit.

  260. Erica

    300! SPARTANS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!
    ok Brianna I’ll wait for you.
    to be at my house I mean.

  261. Brianna

    ERICA YOU’RE STILL HERE YAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  262. Brianna

    I JUST LIKE THE NAME SUGGY

  263. Erica

    I have to tell you something.

  264. Brianna

    DEREK ANNOYS THE CRAP OUTTA ME. HE’S SUCH A CACAFACED CRITIC

  265. Derek

    Jamie Kennedy does not rule…he’s by far one of the biggest dipshits ever…if you go to watch his new movie, that would make you equally as retarded….

  266. Erica

    i’ll talk to anyone. suggy’s a cool name. I wanna name a fish that.

  267. Derek

    Haha…I’m hurt…the eskimo doesn’t like me. Cry me a river Justin….

  268. Brianna

    WELL I’M WATCHING HIS MOVIE SO SUCK IT UP

  269. Erica

    OKAY HERE IT GOES…

  270. Brianna

    ESKIMOS ARE DRUNKARDS HERE

  271. Erica

    YESTERDAY I TRIES TO DRINK A WHITE CASTLE CHEESBURGER THROUGH A STRAW.
    IT WAS THE DARKEST MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

  272. Derek

    Drunkards? Did you just finish reading the Bible?

  273. Erica

    fuckshitcocksuckingtwatbitchcuntbreath. tried*

  274. Brianna

    NO, I SEE THEM EVERYDAY. I LIVE IN ALASKA

  275. Derek

    Jamie Kennedy is a moron though, that is a fact. I think it should be added to Wikipedia, so everyone knows.

  276. Brianna

    DID YOU CALL ME THAT ERICA

  277. Derek

    No shit you live in Alaska. So you got experience with Grizzly Bears?

  278. Brianna

    ALRIGHT YOU DIDN’T

  279. Erica

    NO I WAS MAD CAUSE I MADE A TYPO

  280. Derek

    Maybe I will.

  281. Brianna

    DUH, EVERYONE WHO LIVES HERE HAS SEEN A GRIZZLY BEAR. I SAW A MOOSE YESTERDAY

  282. Erica

    THERE IS A MAN WITH A BABY SKULL AROUND HIS NECK OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. WHAT DO I DO?!?!

  283. Derek

    Did you put your bum on it?

  284. Erica

    BRIANNA THAT’S SMOLDERING.

  285. Brianna

    SHOOT IT WITH A SKULLSINKING BULLET

  286. Erica

    I DON’T HAVE ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    IT WAS BANNED IN MY STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  287. Derek

    Skullsinking? It’s SEEKING.

  288. Derek

    It must be cold in your igloo….your brain isn’t functioning…

  289. Erica

    YOU ARE 400 YEARS OF AGE.
    TU HA 400 ANNI.

  290. Brianna

    WE DON’T REALLY HAVE POLAR BEARS HERE, AND I’VE NEVER SEEN A GRIZZLY BEAR, BUT EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW HAS

  291. Derek

    What was banned?

  292. Erica

    I like these comebacks

  293. Derek

    You just lied….you said you had.

  294. Brianna

    OH KNOW THEN STAB THE BABY HEAD

  295. Erica

    BABY SKULL-SEEKING BULLETS WERE BANNED THAT’S WHAT.

  296. Derek

    You seem younger than the rest of these girls Brianna….

  297. Brianna

    I ONCE ATE GOLDFISH OFF MY TEACHERS DESK. DELISCIOUS

  298. Brianna

    KILL THE MAN WITH THE BABY HEAD, OR FIND A REAL BABY HEAD AND THROW IT AT HIM

  299. Erica

    EXCUSE ME KIND SIR, MAY I ASK YOU, WANNA BUY A DUCK?

  300. Derek

    Holy shit you need a dictionary…

  301. Erica

    I’VE GOT TONS OF BABY SKULLS!

  302. Erica

    AND A BABY SKULL LAUNCHER!

  303. Brianna

    IT SAID I’M TASTY. PLEASE EAT ME BEFORE YOUR TEACHER DOES. I’VE BEEN HERE FOR 2 WEEKS

  304. Brianna

    THEN THROW EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT AT HIM

  305. Erica

    OH THAT IS INTERESTING. I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED IT TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE “I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR TOES”

  306. Brianna

    LAMBCHOPS TASTE ALL FATTY

  307. Erica

    *WAR CRY*
    THE ENEMY HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

  308. Brianna

    IS DEREK GONE??? *TIMMY DANCE*

  309. Erica

    LAMBCHOP?!
    THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO LAMBCHOP? YOU ATE LAMBCHOP?!

  310. Erica

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………….Timmy……….

  311. Brianna

    ALL RIGHT, THE ENEMY IS DEAD

  312. Brianna

    NO, I’M JUST SAYING THEY TASTE FATTY. VERY RANDOM

  313. Brianna

    SERIOUSLY, GUESS HOW OLD I AM

  314. Leah

    hallo!!
    I’m gonna sneak back out of my room in an hour s\and watch the futurama marathon cause my mom made me come back to put away my laundry >:P
    I’m gonna go also ’cause I don’t have the same energy I had last night to post 4EVER!! Holy crap getting 2000 took ages!!!

  315. Erica

    IT WAS BRUTAL, BUT WITH YOUR HELP I GOT THAT BASTARD. GOT HIM GOOD. NOW I RAISE MY ARMY OF MUTANT FLYING POSSUMS TO SEEK ALL BABY SKULL-WEARERS AND BRING THEM TO ME. FOR I, LOU REED?, AM…….THE BABY…SKULL………..WHISPERER…..yes.

  316. Erica

    BUT WE DID IT LEAH!
    UHM…BRIANNA…YOU ARE…14?13?16?11?17?12?

  317. Brianna

    FIND THE BABY SKULL HEAD WEARERS

  318. Derek

    Not old enough to drink…

  319. Erica

    WILL DO CAPITAN!!
    i never said that.

  320. Brianna

    I’LL TELL YOU MY AGE SOMEDAY

  321. Erica

    that’s a safe guess Derek

  322. Erica

    SOMEDAY
    SOMEDAY
    THAT’S A STROKES SONG
    I LOVE THE STROKES.

  323. Brianna

    I DON’T EVR WANT TO DRINK, MY MO TOLD ME IT TASTES LIKE CATPEE

  324. Erica

    YOUR MOTHER IS A LYING WHORE
    jk
    unless i’m right
    but if not i’m sorry i saw the opportinity to make the joke and I POUNCED.

  325. Derek

    I was thinking about trying a supersize me experiment but with….BRANDY!!

  326. Leah

    r u guys rollplaying or something…

  327. Brianna

    IT’S COOL, AS LONG AS IT WAS A JOKE. OTHERWISE I’D BE READY TO STRANGLE

  328. Erica

    DO THAT DEREK
    OH OH WAIT
    QUOTE TIME!
    “YOU CAN DERE-LICK MY BALLS CAPITAN”

  329. Brianna

    I LIKE ROLL PLAYING, IT’S KIND OF FUN

  330. amanda

    hey my best friendsss

  331. Derek

    Hahaha…I thought you were a high school girl Ericka…not a boy….

  332. Brianna

    ERICA= FUNNY FUNNY LADY

  333. amanda

    woot southpark is onn

  334. Erica

    NO WE’RE NOT ROLE PLAYING.
    I WANT TO GO TO PARIS AGAIN. IT SMELLS LIKE THE HOTEL I STAYED AT AND IT’S MAKING ME MISS IT.
    YOU KNOW, THIS ALLEY WAY ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF PARIS. IN THE SPRING.

  335. Derek

    Lady is usually reserved for those who are over 18….she could be a ‘young lady’ though

  336. amanda

    wait wtf y r we talkinga bout roleplaying?

  337. Brianna

    HI AMANDA, WE’RE HAVING A BIT OF A PROBLEM WITH dEREK. YOU CAN READ THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF THE CONVERSATION

  338. Erica

    WELL DEREK I WASN’T HAPPY WITH WHO I WAS. I DECIDED I NEEDED A CHANGE.

  339. Brianna

    ERICA OR AMANDA, ARE YOU GUYS IN IGNITE

  340. amanda

    wut he do; last time i was here u were mad cuz he didnt like jamime kennedy

  341. Erica

    LEAH ASKED IF WE WERE ROLE PLAYING. I THINK. SOMEBODY DID.
    I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. WHATEVER.

  342. Derek

    A problem with me? I AM the cat’s claw of the west!!!

  343. Derek

    Well, that’s cuz Jamie Kennedy is lame…he’s no where near funny.

  344. Erica

    KEEP THE PIE’S IN THE KITCHEN!

  345. amanda

    he’s funny sometimes ; most of his jokes that ive seen; are about sex. and that gets old after a while but i still like him

  346. Brianna

    ADVANCED PLACEMENT, IT’S A SPECIAL CLASS

  347. Erica

    typing in all caps is tiring.
    and pies doesn’t have an apostrphe

  348. Derek

    I bet when they wrote that skit, they spelled the name like mine too…cuz it’s that awesome…

  349. Erica

    i don’t have “ignite” at my school
    we’ve got AP courses. I would think ignite to be a pyro course or something.

  350. Brianna

    I DON’T LISTEN TO HIS JOKES. I JUST WATCH HIS MOVIES.
    ”KICKIN IT OLD SCHOOL”
    with Jamie kennedy and Bobby lee

  351. amanda

    wait what is ignite though? ive never hear dof it

  352. Erica

    what are you talking about Derek?

  353. Derek

    Hahaha…no…pies does not have an apostrophe…but at least you corrected yourself…

  354. Erica

    yeah i correct myselves for fear of being corrected by someone else
    i’ve got self esteem in the negatives

  355. amanda

    omg can u people tell me wut is the plural of penis i cannot figure it out is it penises penis’s pensi ??

  356. Derek

    The great american novel skit…I’m sure they wrote it down before actually peforming it…or maybe not…BUT…if they did, I was saying they used the same spelling as my name…because it’s the best spelling. Was it that confusing?

  357. Brianna

    i don’t listen to JK’s jokes. i just watch his movies.
    ”Kickin It Old School”
    with Bobby lee and jamie Kennedy

  358. amanda

    erica; idk i have problems it wus jzut something thats been bothering me

  359. Erica

    penis’ is possesive
    penises is plural
    i can’t believe i answered that.

  360. Derek

    I still think Brianna is 11…

  361. Erica

    lol i love you amanda
    did they use the name Derek in that skit? I missed it…

  362. amanda

    lmao it was bothering me &i couldnt figure it outtt im sorry :[

  363. amanda

    derek is a awsum name i luv it

  364. Erica

    no appypollyloggies needed

  365. Derek

    yeah…it goes….’and it was at that moment that Derek realized he was the cat’s claw of the west…the end…..’

  366. Brianna

    sir, could you please spair a penis

  367. Erica

    lmao Brianna something about that is funny

  368. amanda

    ahhaah im going to buy u a dictionary for christmas;kwanza;channukah so u can spell apologiess :]

  369. Derek

    Yeah…my name rocks…

  370. Brianna

    gotta go. g-bye. * in trouble with the mom*

  371. Erica

    tehe it’s from A Clockwork Orange. It’s Nadsat. I love that movie so I use the language a lot.
    and I did miss that “Derek” thing. I bet you feel special. I would.

  372. amanda

    bye brianna my mom is bitching me 2 get off the computr; but i just ignore her :]

  373. Erica

    bye Brianna
    sorry about the being in trouble thing….or something…..lol
    MY HOUSE.
    TOMORROW.
    YOU.

  374. Derek

    Oh…I do…

  375. amanda

    omg erica u sound like a lesbian haha

  376. amanda

    not that its a problem if u are.. or anything lol

  377. Derek

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  378. Erica

    NONONONONO HOLY SHIT NO I’M NOT.
    not that there is anything wrong with that.
    i just go too far sometimes.

  379. Erica

    SHUT THE FUCK UP DEREK GOD

  380. amanda

    geezuz the hostiality in this room

  381. Erica

    yarbles=balls in nadsat

  382. Erica

    not really it’s just the capse that make it appear hostile
    like:
    bunnies are squishy
    and
    BUNNIES ARE SQUISHY

  383. Derek

    Hey….I can’t help that it was funny….

  384. Erica

    OH SHIT.
    I CAN’T WATCH THIS.
    HEY EVERYBODY I CAN’T WATCH THIS!

  385. amanda

    no it just seems lyk u are relli happy that bunines are squishy or like your going 2 rape the bunnies

  386. Erica

    yeah. it was. but hurtful. on my guttywhats.

  387. amanda

    U RAPED THE BUNNIES?????

  388. Erica

    BUNNY.
    TONIGHT.
    YOU.
    see what you made me do amanda?

  389. Erica

    NO THAT LAST ONE ABOUT BEING HURTFUL WAS MEANT FOR DEREK.

  390. amanda

    poor bunnies…… im sry i do that to alot of ppl its jus a thing that follws me around

  391. amanda

    oo ahahah i thoguth u were talking about raping the bunnies hurt yur guttywhats i was lyk OMYGOD

  392. Erica

    lmao i know i looked at that after reading your post about raping the bunnies
    funny how something so innocent could be turned to something so unbelievably disturbing.

  393. Erica

    my legs hurt
    i’ve been sitting cross-legged too long
    and my lappytopmcgee is pretty much cooking my legflesh.

  394. amanda

    haha yes; very much so. but if thats yur think thats yur thing nah meannn[im black now]

  395. Erica

    okokokokokokokokokokokokok I really have to go. i’m forcing myself to close this laptop. goodnight.
    don’t rape.

  396. amanda

    lucky juz hav a reg. desktop ; but yea laptops when they get hot smell lyk nasty 2 its weird. or @ least the lapops ive experienced

  397. amanda

    ahahah ok im out also actally night

  398. Derek

    It’s the hater!!!

  399. Leah

    (;_;) Derek, you’re so mean to me…

  400. Brianna

    hello people, are you there??? and who rapes bunnies???

  401. Derek

    Haha…yeah….I’m mean…

  402. Brianna

    who is leah. and Derek is mean.

  403. Derek

    I thought you were grounded Brianna….how did you obtain access to the computer??

  404. Leah

    I’m more than 10 years younger than you, you bullying son of a bitch >:!

  405. Leah

    I helped erica reach 2000 posts last night and I seem to be on when ur not…
    Nice to meet you! :D

  406. Derek

    I thought you said you were 16….which would make you closer to just under 10 years…not over…

  407. Leah

    I‚Ǩ never said I was 16, I can’t drive dumbass!!!

  408. Derek

    haha…whatever…but you’re still awake? Don’t you have a bedtime?

  409. Leah

    I have a laptop and i stay up even on school nights til’ 1 or up to 3am. I wake up at 7, but usually 7:30 (5-7 hours isn’t terrible)

  410. Derek

    Well, you should be getting a minimum of 8 hours of sleep to be productive at school…otherwise you will not have the proper rest to do well…jeez….teenagers…

  411. Leah

    RITALIN POWER!!!!

  412. Brianna

    i’m on Leah’s side

  413. Brianna

    i’m going to talk to myself for a while.

  414. Derek

    Well…I’m sure you’re all alone in your igloo….

  415. Brianna

    derek has to live in Wisconsin. hahaha. I eat bananas a lot. good source of potassium. doesn’t potassium sound like potatoes? i like the movie the hot chick. i live in Alaska. i have 4 cats and 1 dog. i smell good. I LUV YOPLAIT

  416. Brianna

    NO ONE IN ALASKA LIVES IN AN IGLOO

  417. Derek

    HAHAHA….right….

  418. Leah

    I live in Connecticut 1hr from the city. I used to have gerbils and my boyfriend is a black labrador named Tommy. I LOVE ASIAN FOOD!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
    Brianna, do you ever see lemmings in alaska? ad if so, do you ever watch them jump off cliffs? (I did a report on lemmings when we did a thing on alaska in 2nd grade)

  419. Leah

    Johnny Knoxville is such a Jackass, but that’s why wee love him and watching him get hit by bulls!!!

  420. Brianna

    only people in canada live in igloos. what’s a lemming? I heard Connecticut is nice. i like labradorsto. they’re really nice dogs

  421. Derek

    Yeah right. Canadians don’t live in Igloos.

  422. Brianna

    I shall return tomorrow, to rescue Princess Erica, and slay thy evil derky!!!!!

  423. Derek

    I think she’s confused…but that’s ok….

  424. Brianna

    not even eskimos live in igloos. it doesn’t get cold enough. i think someone who lives there would know better than a wisconsin boy

  425. Leah

    duh, french canadian bastards live in ice palaces and are freaky and frenchish!

  426. Leah

    Derek is a big fat bitch
    he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
    he’s a stupid bitch
    if there ever was a bitch
    he’s a bitch to all the nice young girls

  427. Brianna

    yeah, my mom told me that no one lives in igloos here, maybe in the southpole. my mom’s been up here for 30 years, so she’d know

  428. Brianna

    right on Leah, if he comes back on, just ignore the fatty

  429. Brianna

    i bet he’s a fruit

  430. Derek

    Wow…I am sooooooo not fat. Hahahaha…you’re funny hater. You just want me to die cuz I smoke. Nice poem though…it was sweet…I shall cherish it forever!!!

  431. Derek

    I thought you were leaving….damn….

  432. Brianna

    WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’LL LIVE THAT LONG, THANK GOD!!!! YOU SMOKE, AND YOU’RE A DRUNK, TERRIBLE FOR YOUR LIVER, AT LEAST I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF

  433. Brianna

    SORE LOSER ***COUGH****

  434. Derek

    Hahaha…so every person that goes to the bar is a drunk? And yes…I smoke…I love it…I will do it until I die….but I live to be 200….that’s a lot of smoking. ;)

  435. Derek

    Wait…you’re 11…how could you possibly understand….

  436. Leah

    it was a spin off of “kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch” From hte soth park movie.
    Derek, you are a fruit, like brianna said. I don’t hate you because you smoke. It’s cause you gotta make fun of girls 10 years or more younger than you and ur an asshole with no conscience. Go ahead and smoke and shorten your own life, faggot!!!1

  437. Derek

    It’s conscious…and it really doesn’t matter how old you are, you said you hated all smokers. That’s just wrong….

  438. Leah

    liver and lung damage are both terrible ways to die, but for you I don’t care. Doesn’t smoke taste bad? Alchohol isn’t super either, but it isn’t as horrible if you drink in moderation. There is no smoking in moderation, it damages your lungs anyway.

  439. Derek

    Seriously…what is your point? Some people smoke, others don’t…no reason to hate them. I’ll just go back to Trevor being a smoker and your obsession with ‘a smoker’.

  440. Leah

    no conscience, the part of your mind that tells you right from wrong, conscious implies that you are awake and your senses are on… and shit

  441. Derek

    And I’ll take that back…conscience can be spelt that way too…

  442. Derek

    It can be used either way…I had to check….

  443. Derek

    I’ll check your insults when I get back from walking to the gas station in 20 minutes.

  444. Leah

    I don’t hate smokers I just hate the verb “smoking” It depends on your personality. There are plenty of nicee people who smoke, but smoking is bad for everyone, and maybe the environment…

  445. Brianna

    i don’t hate smokers, it’s just stupid to be one

  446. Leah

    Why can’t we all just fucking get along?
    Oh that’s right! We all get along xcept u!!!

  447. Leah

    lucky, I’m hungry (what time is it in Alaska? it’s 1:30 in CT.

  448. Derek

    How exactly does smoking cigarettes effect the environment…minus the people that litter…

  449. Leah

    Because it isand I saidso. It is also badifsmall chilren or animals try toeat the cig buds.
    Invincible bears!!!!

  450. Derek

    Hahaha…ok…if you say so…

  451. Leah

    it is bad for you!!! why do you do it?? Nobody thinks that ur anycooler and how do you know that you won’t get lung cancer? are you soo addicted that you’ve forgotten how awesome it feels to take the edge off with a sugar high? shame on you, numbnuts!!

  452. Derek

    Hahaha…I smoke because I have since I was young…and I haven’t been motivated to quit….

  453. Leah

    why don’t you haveany motivation to quit? WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF SMOKING??!?!Ther are none. I can’t imagine it tastes so great, either.
    I’m going to bedcause I haveschool tomorrow and ur an asshole!!!!
    Do you even haveajob??? Cheezyboy (haha you’re from wisconsin doncha kknow!)

  454. Derek

    Hahaha…I had a job…

  455. Leah

    unemployed jerk-off!
    >XP

  456. Derek

    Yeah…it happens but that’s what I have a college degree for. ;)

  457. sarah

    yo whats going on

  458. Derek

    yo…nothin

  459. sarah

    which episode is number6

  460. Derek

    The sixth one…

  461. sarah

    why is there no one talking to you

  462. Derek

    Because it’s past their bedtime….are you a minor too?

  463. sarah

    is the new episode going to air this tuesday

  464. Derek

    Yes…it will…it’s 4/20!

  465. sarah

    no but sorry it takes me so long to write back my computer sucks ass

  466. Derek

    No what…you’re not a minor?

  467. Derek

    Cuz that would be a first…

  468. sarah

    do you consider 4/20 a holiday

  469. sarah

    no im not a minor. so have you been talking to teenagers all day

  470. Derek

    Haha…you still haven’t answered the minor question….and no, I don’t consider it a holiday. But….to dopers all around the US it’s a day where people acknowledge the reefer. But…in the new episode if you caught the commercials…he says it’s 4/20!!!

  471. Derek

    Not all day, but whenever I post here they seem to be high schoolers….how old are you…

  472. Derek

    I would be 26….

  473. sarah

    so how do i know your the real derek and how come your not with your girlfriend this late at night

  474. sarah

    i just turned 23 on the 21

  475. Derek

    Hahaha…the real Derek? The guy you’re probably thinking of is Darren…and I’m not him. As for the gf question…I’m single…

  476. sarah

    so are you guy working on new sketches

  477. Derek

    No….I’m some guy from Wisconsin…but I think I’m funny…if that counts…haha

  478. sarah

    so what do you do for a living then

  479. Derek

    Well….I am a professional bum…I currently live on unemployment. However, I used to be a Network Administrator…that means I’m a computer nerd….

  480. Derek

    in case you didn’t know….

  481. sarah

    i bartend and in the afternoon i cut hair

  482. Derek

    Sounds like fun….the bartenders around here look damn good…

  483. sarah

    good cause i have computer problems. i have to write something just to read what you said before

  484. Derek

    And that’s before they feed me free drinks…

  485. Derek

    Hit the refresh button on your browser…

  486. sarah

    so do you think i look good

  487. Derek

    Hahaha…I dunno…do you bartend in the Stevens Point area? Cuz then yeah…I’d bet you do….

  488. Derek

    I like Justin Timberlake’s music…yes…I know that’s gay…but whatever….

  489. sarah

    i live in colorado

  490. Derek

    Well, then I guess I wouldn’t know if you look good….let me ask you…do you look good?

  491. sarah

    so do i but i like good charlotte better

  492. Derek

    I’m a fan of rap personally..

  493. sarah

    do you consider icp rap

  494. Derek

    No…I consider that cRAP…..

  495. Derek

    Sorry if you’re a fan…but…’I stab bitches with a chainsaw’ isn’t ‘gangsta’ in my opinion….

  496. Derek

    Oooooooh….my Slovenian pen pal messaged me….my god that girl is hot….I wish I lived in Europe….

  497. sarah

    no im not a fan. so what bring you to this website this late

  498. Derek

    Well….I’m actually pretty drunk…haha…and I was annoying the shit out of those high school girls before you messaged…

  499. Derek

    You’re not a fan of Europe or Slovenian women? Either way….you’re missing out…

  500. sarah

    no of icp. so does this slovenian girl send you pics of herself

  501. sarah

    is she naked

  502. Derek

    She doesn’t send naked pics of herself…if I wanted that I’d just go to the bar and wait….

  503. Derek

    This girl is perfect…but alas…she lives thousands of miles away, in a different country…

  504. sarah

    so the girls over there are EASY

  505. sarah

    do you have kids

  506. Derek

    Haha…and you know? If she was easy…then I guess I’d have a good time with her. ;) But I have a feeling she’s not that easy…

  507. Derek

    Fuck no….I’m single…no kids…

  508. sarah

    are you still a virgin

  509. Derek

    At 26???? I’d fucking hope not….

  510. sarah

    i hope not too!!!!!

  511. Derek

    Well….that’s good you have hope…for me…I now feel special…

  512. sarah

    good so do you chat to girls on this site all night

  513. sarah

    and have you talked to the wkuk

  514. Derek

    Hahaha…no. This is only the second day I’ve posted…the girls are too young to be ‘chatting’ with.

  515. Derek

    Nope…Darren left me a message on myspace….but I that’s about it…I don’t expect them to have time to respond to my bullshit….

  516. Derek

    I should go to bed…I can’t type….

  517. Erica

    wow
    well…
    that was an experience…
    reading what happened after I left.
    I’M A PRINCESS!!

  518. Erica

    holy Christ I’m fukcing bored out of my mind.
    …………………my left foot. always better than the right one.
    …………fucking bored.

  519. Jess

    Ericaaaaaa!
    Where are you?!

  520. Erica

    i’m going to italian class. I might not be on the computer.

  521. Jess

    I’m in computer apps.
    I’m finishing my website.

    hmhmmm.

  522. Derek

    I think you girls should be concentrating on your studies….

  523. Merry

    How I wish I had a computer at home. It makes me so very disappointed. But I’ll be watching the episode!

  524. Jess

    I’ve finished my website.

    What the fuck does that have to do with “studies”?

  525. Derek

    My, my…the language on you kids these days…it’s absolutely apalling. And I don’t think creating a website includes blogging…do you?

  526. Jess

    This coming from the classy guy who gets drunk and gets laid by random girls.

    The key word here is FINISHED.
    Do you get that FINISHED.
    It’s quite a simple word.

  527. Derek

    Haha…I went to the bar and talked to some women, doesn’t necessarily mean I brought any home…

  528. Derek

    Yes…they were random…

  529. Jess

    And now we’ve changed the subject…

  530. Derek

    I don’t think anyone stays on any one topic here…

  531. Jess

    Erica bounces from topic to topic.

    I’m going.
    I’m going to go home and to bed.

  532. Jess

    ERICA!!!

    Too bad I’m leaving.

  533. Erica

    my old teacher once told me i change sun=bject faster than anyone he had ever know.
    ok Jess.
    remember this: of all the poeple I know, you are one of them.
    hi Derek

  534. Erica

    FINE. NOBODY ANSWER. GOD. YOU PEOPLE.

  535. Nicole

    Hi katie.. whats up?

  536. Katie

    hi nicole
    we’re at school
    in the library
    im sitting next to you

  537. Nicole

    nothin much dawg

  538. Marc

    jesse metcalfe is not on the site , lol , wat’s new nicole….i am so bored….

  539. Nicole

    guess what… Borat is gonna be on american idol on wednesday night!!!!!!!! you should watch it!!!! its on @8.

  540. Katie

    yay
    im gonna watch it
    and marc why would jesse be on here
    you’re crazy
    lol
    i love darren
    who do you like better nicole
    darren or trevor?

  541. marc

    jesse metcalfe

  542. Katie

    what’s wrong with you
    i asked if u liked darren or trevor
    god nicole
    i think jesse is ugly

  543. marc

    its not my fault.. marc told me to write jesse metcalfe. i think darren and trevor are cute.

  544. Katie

    i think you like marc nicole
    just admit it
    darren is cuter than trevor

  545. Katie

    yeah right
    stop blushing
    he’s sitting right next to you
    just tell him you do

  546. nikki

    I DONT………………………………………….REPEAT… I DONT………………………………..I JUST LIKE HIM AS A FRIEND. THATS IT

  547. Katie

    sure
    whatever you say
    you know you want it

  548. nikki

    NO… I DONT………………………………….WHY ARE U TOURTURING ME……………..I HATE BEING TOURTURED…………………….. ITS NOT FUN BEING TOURTURED

  549. Katie

    cause u do want it marcilicious

  550. nikki

    DO U WANT ME TO BE SICK RIGHT NOW…..

  551. nikki

    I WAS JUST KIDDING

  552. Katie

    im gonna stop now
    but you want it

  553. nikki

    I JUST TOLD YOU I LIKE HIM AS A FRIEND.

  554. Marc

    Hi , Nicole , please its ok if u like me

  555. Marc

    katie i think she dose , god , dose she?

  556. Marc

    nicole what’s wrong tell me?

  557. nikki

    NOTHING IS WRONG…. IM FINE….

  558. Katie

    marc
    just let it go
    she doesnt ok
    cant we just talk about darren or trevor

  559. nikki

    YES… LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT

  560. Marc

    no , fine nicole do u want to talk bout it later then , pat get away from her…

  561. Marc

    :( :( darren , boooooooooooo trave ohhhhhhhhhh

  562. Marc

    omg pat . ……please

  563. Marc

    nicole wat time do u want to im me ?

  564. Katie

    its trevor
    darren is hot
    but trevor is sexy
    what do you think nicole

  565. nikki

    I THINK THEY ARE BOTH GOOD LOOKING.

  566. Katie

    yeah nicole we better go
    the bell is gonna ring soon
    bye bye

  567. Erica

    herrow amanda
    ARE YOU PUMPED FOR TOMOROW?!

  568. Erica

    ermph….
    nobody’s on…
    thank god for that 70s show

  569. Michelle

    It’s so weird reading the comments about how hot they are, imagine how it’s like for them. And it’s unfortunate because all of them are actually extremely talented.

  570. Erica

    yeah but I think Trevor is hiding out in Timmy’s Aunt’s house.
    I’d be p-r-e-t-t-y frightened if I were him.

  571. Derek

    They’re high schoolers…what do you expect?

  572. Michelle

    Well I’m 14 and I still don’t act like them. Oh well.

  573. Erica

    aww …:(
    I don’t say things like that….not to be ….like…something bad…..but I get scared by the comments like ZOMG TREVOR ISTH LYK STHOOOO HAWTT!
    n’ stuff.
    I just wanted to make a point but I still love you all.
    I wonder what happened to Gigi and Giselle
    and Maverik!!!!

  574. Erica

    but I do, however, think WKUK is pure genius.
    and will probably change the world.

  575. Michelle

    Comments like OmG TrEvOr iS mY HuSbAnD, BaCk OFf!

    are creepy as hell.

  576. Erica

    holy shit those are the worst
    l3l_l+ +4ll

  577. Erica

    FUCKX12 IT GOT SCREWED UP

  578. Michelle

    Haha sweet.

  579. Erica

    I would sing Iron Maiden again but I did that already.

  580. Michelle

    I’m wearing an Iron Maiden shirt right now lol.

  581. amanda

    ERICA MY BUNNY RAPING FRIENDDDD

  582. Marc

    Hey whats up Nicole , u there?

  583. Erica

    Michelle you are cool.
    SUP AMANDA

  584. Marc

    hey erica , I am marc

  585. amanda

    heck yea im pumped for 2m havent had a new WKUK in 2 weeks i need 2 b refresheddd ; & yes those kinds sommetns r creepy ; but it is tru WKUk u no r mad sexy buttt if i was them i wud def b weireded out reading them id b lyk omg i hav groupies that r lyk 14 years old

  586. amanda

    hiii marcc ;& nm erica im relli hyper u can prorbaly tell RED BULL KIX ASS

  587. Erica

    I see that Marc. lol
    pleased to make your aquaintence.
    haha amanda. that’s….disturbing.
    tehe

  588. Katie

    me and marc and nicole were bored
    and i guess the comments are kinda creepy

  589. Erica

    WOAH I HAD RED BULL THE OTHER NIGHT
    before I saw……….GRINDHOUSE.
    WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
    monster is yucky though.

  590. Marc

    whats new with u?

  591. Nicole

    hey marc im here.. is katie on?

  592. amanda

    lol yes it is; it not my fault its da red bull ; its so pretty out[in NY;LI] n i was outside gettn sum color so im not lyk albino anymore

  593. Nicole

    hey katie whats up?

  594. Erica

    It’s fucking hot here. I actually took my hoodie off. I never do that.

  595. amanda

    i cud sruevive on red bull&choc covered pretzals ;&wkuk of korse

  596. Erica

    I’m eating yogurt pretzels. I don’t care for them but it’s alls I gots.

  597. amanda

    hm ; ive nvr tried dem

  598. Nicole

    katie…. u there????

  599. amanda

    yea i killed her my bad

  600. Erica

    oh look MIMS is on. Makes me think of Timmy. lol
    damn I’m so gangsterrr yo.

  601. Nicole

    marc.. u there? katie is not responding… is she even on this site anymore?

  602. Erica

    hahaha
    “I killed him on my bed”

  603. amanda

    hahaah yea ; y cuz timmy said MIMs influences him on the sauce?

  604. amanda

    deniseeeeeeeeeeeee i love you every1 this is denise [day day] she is lyk my best friend ir ecently got her hookd 2 WKUK

  605. Erica

    Hi Dayday. Could I call you sugarpuff?

  606. Erica

    nah cause Timmy made a blog on his myspace about MIMS

  607. amanda

    haah day day is having techonical diffuculties wit her internet lols hell be back soon

  608. amanda

    hah relli? im bout 2 go read it lol

  609. Erica

    yes sir. get to it.

  610. amanda

    i dont see ittt ok well wut did it lyk say

  611. Dayday

    okayy im back gayfuck computer

  612. Dayday

    hiiiiiiiii DONT FUCKING CALL ME THAT

  613. Erica

    aw man…..
    well anywho I can’t find a proxy to get onto myspace so I can;t helo you at the moment, amanda. mm srry.

  614. Erica

    could I call you……..starshine….

  615. amanda

    ahah no erica she was talking 2 me she ahtes when i call her dildo

  616. Dayday

    you can call me sugrapuff erica if u wnat

  617. Erica

    oh ok
    then……does that mean I can call her sugarpuff?
    cause now I’m sorta leaning towards startshine
    or squishnugget. something along those lines.

  618. Dayday

    hahah ok whatever you wnat

  619. amanda

    lmao sugar puff she sounds lyk a cereal

  620. Erica

    I think it is. SWEET RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE IS ON FUSE.
    a video at least……

  621. Dayday

    hahah cereal gang is backk

  622. amanda

    ahha cereal gang is da shit

  623. amanda

    lmao trevorr ; it 420 ugnhhhhhh 420.. he is so cool

  624. amanda

    cant wait 2 c da episiode 2m nyt

  625. Dayday

    i gtg bye ppplz

  626. Erica

    ha amanda i saw it i saw it

  627. amanda

    jzu da way he says it makes me smile not as good as ITS SATURDAYY thou lol ; iight thou im out imma go outside 4 a bit ill prob ttyl byezzz

  628. Erica

    k i’m gonna eat dinner
    watch out for the giant mutant bees
    bye

  629. Jess

    …………………

  630. Erica

    woohoo I’m not eating dinner. I thought I was. But I’m not.

  631. Jess

    ERICAAAAA.

    All we need is Leah, and everyone is here..

  632. Erica

    yessirp.
    but….I miss Gigi and Giselle and Meverik.
    Brianna should be at my house tonight. But she’ll be on my roof most likely. Or looking through my bedroom window………wow.

  633. Jess

    Oh Katieee.
    She left me a comment today.

    :)

  634. Erica

    kewel.
    i slaughtered that word.

  635. Jess

    ….

    I forgot I was here…

  636. Erica

    that’s odd.
    I danced today. To Every Time I Die. And I think I’m hurt…..
    We’ll find out when I wake up tomorrow. Or…don’t…
    heh heh heh heh heh

  637. Jess

    If you don’t wake up..
    I wont have my liveblogging buddy.

    I’ll be sad..

  638. Erica

    DON’T DESPAIR.
    a friend is a friend ’till the end of the end. that’s forever. and again.
    i’ll stay by your side ’till the end of the ride and we’ll make it.
    cause that’s what friends do. (that’s what friends doo)
    I’m gonna be a superstar one day……

  639. Jess

    I think.
    Your hyper.
    Or in a good mood..

  640. Erica

    well I just like to sing
    IN TYPE FORM
    ?
    YES.
    I am definatley planning on roaming the streets of NYC with a SUPERMASSIVE “Free Hugs” sign in the near future.
    Oh yes I am.

  641. Jess

    I’m running away just to see WKUK.

    Then I’ll do the free hugs thingy majigger mabob.

    I’m so great with words..

  642. Erica

    are you? REALLY?
    I think you should consider what you just said.
    Do you know how many babies are starving in Nigeria because of people like you?
    yeah. I thought so.
    so next time you think about “trying” weed or taking more than two pots, think of this:
    there’s a panda bear in my yard right now. what he doesn’t know is that a
    swarm of leprechauns will soon devour him and then proceed to harvest unicorns in the fall.
    Why the fall you ask?
    Simple.
    Because it rhymes with numb chucks, which I just found out is actually two words.
    now my legs hurt and I’m afraid they’re going to fall off soon.
    NICE ONE. THANKS. IT’S APPRECIATED.

  643. Erica

    And you know the scary thing? I’M NOT HIGH.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  644. Erica

    Maybe it’s the heat.

  645. Jess

    I’m talking to Amanda.
    She think it’s gonna be hard to reach Trevor’s goal of 1,000 posts during the show.
    Because last week, we all posted and didn’t really pay attention to the show b/c it was a re-run.

  646. Erica

    OOOOOOHHHHH COLBERT REPORT!!!!!!!!

  647. Erica

    yeah that’s the bad thing about liveblogging. i miss things because i’m reading or posting.

  648. Jess

    I’ll try to help reach 1,000.
    Because Trevor’s so optimistic.
    But, I have my doubts.

    It’s still funny to see the little kids fighting over Trevor and Darren.

  649. Erica

    OMG I JUST REMEMBERED 1,000 POSTS WAS MY DREAM! WOOHOO! THAT WAS DELAYED!!!

  650. Jess

    haha.

    I have my doubts.

    *cough*

  651. Erica

    yeah I found it amusing at first. and then I got scared, and that’s not an exaggeration. I didn’t spell that right at all.Did I? Who knows. But now, I’m getting annoyed. It’s annoying. But you know that’s the way they roll, I can be cool with that.

  652. Erica

    SOALR POWERED PONY?!

  653. Erica

    grr I hate typos.
    solar*

  654. Derek

    Jess…aren’t you like 12?

  655. Jess

    No.
    I’m 17.

    That’s a biiig age gap between 12 and 17.

  656. Erica

    ..one…two…three…four..five..six…seven…that’s a five year difference.

  657. Derek

    Well, you’re still a little kid…

  658. Leah

    :’(
    I’m depressed

  659. Jess

    Uh, not really.

    I’m so glad I have Erica to count for me. :)

  660. Erica

    why are you so stuck on that man

  661. Leah

    zatt’s moi!!!

  662. Erica

    yeah. I’m a pro.
    I can count to four and repeat. I’m a drummer.
    OMG CIRCA SURVIVE
    sorry anyway, watch this:
    OETWOTHREEFOURONE1TWO2THREE3FOUR41234ONETWOTHREE
    AND
    SCENE.

  663. Erica

    LEAH!!
    ZATT’S VOUS!!

  664. Leah

    Heroes is on soon and I just got home from losing a softball game and Im gonna go eat dinner!
    Byez!!!
    I’ll be on later!!!

  665. Erica

    love
    is
    a
    full-lenth mirror

  666. Jess

    “Oh! I’m Sorry. I didn’t know. How long ago..did that happen?”
    “About 4″
    “Years ago?”
    “No pm”
    “Wow 4 pm as in today it’s 5 o’clock now. So that was recent.”
    “Are you OK, are you alright?”
    “Oh yeah, I’m pretty high right now”

  667. Erica

    THANKS FOR THAT JESS
    I NEEDED IT
    woah this music video is trippyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  668. Jess

    I’m watching the time travel one right now.

    “you will become gay…”
    “you don’t cure that in the future?”

  669. Erica

    “what is that. what is that. is what a water person? that person looks like diamonds.”

  670. Erica

    oh woops wrong one
    Did Darren ever find his Bounce DVD?

  671. Jess

    hahaha.

    RACE WAR.

  672. Derek

    Ya know…if you’re gonna post dialouge…try to get it right. :)

  673. Jess

    I like the drunk dad one…

    “Daddy kinda tapped your pony..”

  674. Jess

    You know?

    Shut the fuck up?

    :)

  675. Jess

    In race war.
    You can hear Sam laughing.. and see Trevor laughing.

    random.
    I know..

  676. Derek

    Well…you just created your own version of the PCP sketch. I’m sure the guys would be happy to see you butchering the shit out of it…

  677. Jess

    I didn’t type it.

    I copied it from youtube.

    I’m too lazy to type all that.

  678. Brianna

    is jess, Erica, Amanda, or Leah there. they’re the only ones i know

  679. Derek

    Why type it all…seriously? Do you think someone here hasn’t seen it or something?

  680. Brianna

    i’m eating pretzels. When did the fight between leah and derek end, was it overnight????

  681. Erica

    sorry i’m doing it from memory jesus motherfucking christ
    I like every one. including the ones that haven’t been made yet. a lot.
    I tried to recruit a team for the race war but there were too many Irish. and they’re a rough bunch. And no French, that was another issue.

  682. Brianna

    hi Jess, it’s me, Brianna!!!! i’m eating pretzels

  683. Jess

    Why.. are you here..?
    Seriously.

    Go get drunk, and whatever the the hell you do.

  684. amanda

    im here cuz jess told me derek was being meannn

  685. Derek

    Jesus loves you.

  686. amanda

    derek b niceee; there no sue fighting ovr thee internet

  687. Jess

    Hiii Brianna.

    And, Erica.
    Just chill.
    He’s a douche. :)

  688. Erica

    oh i guess you weren’t talking to me.
    sorry.
    unless you were, then I’m not. It’s satisfying to type everything.
    BRIANNA! ARE YOU ON MY ROOF? YOU SAID I WAS A PRINCESS YESTERDAY! I WAS LIKE OMG I’M A PRINCESS!

  689. Brianna

    is there a war in Ireland or France Erica???

    fake war
    yes no

  690. Jess

    Oh and.
    I highly doubt..
    Trevor’s gonna come on here and read all this.

    So, shut the fuck up.

  691. amanda

    race war is tha shit

  692. Erica

    DEREK JESUS IS A LIE

  693. Derek

    I doubt he would but regardless, it makes you look dumb when you don’t even get the lines right…

  694. Jess

    And Derek has no reply.

    Alcohol leads to slow response time.

  695. Derek

    Jesus loves you even more Erica!!

  696. Brianna

    is this something to do with derek, cause everyone here is having problems with him. it’s probably the large age difference, so lets deal with it, and maybe it will stop.

  697. amanda

    hey hey hey dun mak fun of ppl who drinkkk lol ; i luv drinking :[

  698. Erica

    no Brianna I’m saying the Irish team outnumbered the others, we didn’t consider American a race. There wasn’t a French team at all. But hopefully the Irish and Italians will duke it out hard sometime. Maybe one day on the football field.

  699. amanda

    lmao jess the time travel bulletin u posted im watching n it its so great lol

  700. Derek

    Looks like I answered your question but you failed to scroll up…I’m guessing from a lack of common sense…

  701. Jess

    Derek doesn’t realize that he’s closer to death than the rest of us.

    Plus, girls have a long life expectancy.

  702. Brianna

    hello Amanda, how are you???? stay out of this cat fight between Erica and Derek

  703. Erica

    well that sucks
    he’ll find out Jesus is a lie sooner then

  704. Jess

    Well.
    It’s me and Erica.
    and Douchebag Derek.

  705. Erica

    lol a cat fight is between girls
    tehe
    THERE’S A GIRL DOWN THERE
    oh Meatwad….

  706. amanda

    hahah yayy my new friends dun belive in god eitherrr

  707. Derek

    Haha…great…I’m closer to death, are you trying to upset me?

  708. Erica

    DAMMIT. is amanda dead too?

  709. Brianna

    are you underage Amanda?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be boo beep, boop boop bop boop beep

  710. Jess

    I don’t believe in god.

    Wheee!

  711. amanda

    lol well i dont lyk people hating eachtoher
    I WANT TO FEEL LOVE IN THE ROOM NOT HATE
    i think its b.c my parents didnt love me.

  712. Jess

    No, I’m just stating the obvious.

  713. Derek

    But I bet you believe we came from some kind of parasite billions of years ago…

  714. Brianna

    that’s a good name for Derek. good job jess

  715. Derek

    A lot of your statements are useless then…especially if they’re ‘obvious’….

  716. amanda

    im 15;16 in august yayyy

  717. Jess

    Kill Derek, and there will be some love in this room.

  718. amanda

    but i act 5 so its all good ; but i acn act older when needed. im lyka robot

  719. Erica

    no idk what I believe
    I guess I’m agnostic
    or
    idk maybe we just “were” one day

  720. Jess

    I was just stating a fact.

    Last time I checked.

    I can do that.

  721. amanda

    killing is not nice lol

  722. Brianna

    i don’t believe in god in either, maybe jesus. jesus is cool, but hi followers give me the creeps

  723. Derek

    These, now you’re trying to promote murder…kids these days.

  724. Derek

    These kids…

  725. Jess

    These, now you’re trying to promote murder…kids these days.

    That doesn’t even make sense.

  726. Derek

    Who exactly did you check with?

  727. Jess

    Ohh, your a smart one.

  728. Brianna

    you drink underage, you’re only 15 and a half

  729. Erica

    oooowwww my legs hurt.
    rap promotes murder
    rap
    sucks
    so hard
    it almost hurts
    a tad
    just a tidbit

  730. Derek

    I left out the word ‘kids’, I corrected myself. :)

  731. amanda

    im so cunfusedd ;
    do i hav 2 start singing where is the love by black eyed peas ?

  732. Derek

    Please refrain from such an act…please…

  733. Brianna

    i don’t EVER want to drink, it’s so bad for you

  734. Erica

    what act is who refraining from?

  735. amanda

    not 2 sound lyk groupish but in the time travel skit not wit the tym machine but the one wit all of darrens past&future selves.. man do derran n zach look hot loll

  736. Derek

    Yeah…it’s just so terrible…

  737. amanda

    haha yeaa i no its bad but drinking is fun

  738. Derek

    Well Amanda, I hate to break it to ya…but you sound like a groupie…

  739. Brianna

    i hate rap to, i thought i was the only one, it sounds like black men with deep voices speaking gibberish

  740. Erica

    EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW A 15 YEAR OLD GROUPIE
    GGGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSTTTTTHHHHHHHH

  741. Erica

    look how many letters i used!

  742. Derek

    The act I was referring to was the one where she would start singing crappy music…

  743. Erica

    Brianna everybody hates rap.

  744. amanda

    nah i aint obssed wit dem; its jzu ind at one sketch man lyk damn lol ; btut ok w.e moving on

  745. Brianna

    amanda doesn’t sound like a groupie

  746. Derek

    yeah…15 year old groupies are the worst…

  747. Derek

    I don’t hate rap…

  748. Jess

    Erica..
    That’s your cue to start typing songs..

  749. Erica

    OH NO THE FEAR IS BACK. I THOUGHT I GOT RID IT…..

  750. Brianna

    doesn’t cheeze its sound like jesus

  751. amanda

    thank you briannaaaa :]

  752. amanda

    rap is ok sumtymz but i rahter lsiten 2 punk rock/metal

  753. Jess

    Amanda’s not a groupie.

    Or a teenie.
    or a fangirl.

    …..

  754. Erica

    if everything I do is wrong
    then by god I’ll do it right
    we don’t dance, no no no
    we got class
    no we don’t have any fun at all
    it’s the new style and we know it
    we’re not stunning
    we’re just stunned

    yeah it does. NO, IT’S CHEESUS.
    chortle

  755. Erica

    see those are lyrics i typed them i typed them

  756. Derek

    Well…when a person exclaims how hot they think a person is…that’s the action of a groupie…

  757. amanda

    lmao y da fuk r we talking about cheese; i swear the convos that com up in here r bizzare as hell

  758. Brianna

    i have to go to my dance class. goodbye UNDERage friends of mine. not goodbye to old OVERage derky

  759. Derek

    Wonderful…I hope you feel proud…

  760. Erica

    MORE LYRICS THAT I COPIED AND PASTED
    Has he lost his mind?
    Can he see or is he blind?
    Can he walk at all,
    Or if he moves will he fall?
    Is he alive or dead?
    Has he thoughts within his head?
    Well just pass him there
    Why should we even care?

    He was turned to steel
    In the great magnetic field
    Where he traveled time
    For the future of mankind

    Nobody wants him
    He just stares at the world
    Planning his vengeance
    That he will soon unfold
    *headbang*

  761. amanda

    yea i no is ounded lykk one its juz in dat skit i was lyk wow ; but its w.e u can think imma groupie i do not relli care lol

  762. Jess

    Thank you Derek, I’ll sleep tonight knowing that.

    …..

  763. Derek

    Well, I do think you need a better English teacher…

  764. Erica

    bye Brianna don’t fall so hard on your add that the impact causes your spine to shoot out from the back of our neck

  765. Erica

    UM AMANDA YOUR TYPING IS STARTING TO CONFUSE ME AGAIN!! I MIGHT CRY!!:(

  766. Erica

    it could happen
    i’ve seen it
    in my mind

  767. amanda

    my bad i 4got ill type regular again; i loose track my badddd

  768. amanda

    they have medicine 4 that lol

  769. Erica

    psycho killer
    qu’est-ce que c’est
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
    Run run run run run run run away

  770. amanda

    damit i kepe 4geting heroes is on & im missing it i hav such ADD

  771. Erica

    hmmm what song next

  772. Jess

    fdgfdg.

    I’ve gotta go.

    So..
    Bye Amanda and Ericaaaaaaaaa!

  773. amanda

    give it 2 me baby uh huh uh huh & all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guyy

  774. Jess

    What if I wanted to break
    Laugh it all off in your face
    What would you do? (Oh, oh)
    What if I fell to the floor
    Couldn’t take all this anymore
    What would you do, do, do?

    Come break me down
    Bury me, bury me
    I am finished with you

    What if I wanted to fight
    Beg for the rest of my life
    What would you do?
    You say you wanted more
    What are you waiting for?
    I’m not running from you (from you)

    Come break me down
    Bury me, bury me
    I am finished with you
    Look in my eyes
    You’re killing me, killing me
    All I wanted was you

    OKAAYY.
    I’m going now..

  775. Erica

    IN YOUR HEEEEAAAAAD
    WHAT’S IN YOUR HEE-EEE-EEA-AADD
    ZO-OMBIE ZO-OMBIE ZO-OMBIE-EY-EY-EY-OH
    DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
    woah…i’m ballin’

  776. Erica

    NO FINE BE THAT WAY WHATEVER DO IT SEE WHAT I CARE OMG IMISS YOU NO I DON’Y PSH PFFT CHYEAH OMG YES I DO COME BACK! NO WAIT I DON’T CARE REALLY. BYE.

  777. amanda

    omg 30 seonds :]] & erica i no thatt song 2 ahahah

  778. Erica

    Cranberries yo
    fucking a

  779. Derek

    Wow…you girls are strange…

  780. Erica

    i like to sing that’s all
    but good songs
    NOT RAP
    NOT FUCKING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
    ha he’s so womanly but still tries to be all like “i’m into chicks man. watch me while i bone these chicks”
    god i’m so angry right now.

  781. Erica

    ahhhh I don’t feel like ranting.

  782. amanda

    lol i luv when he sings hi-pitched it sounds lyk sum1 kickd him in thee nuts

  783. Derek

    Hahaha…sad….

  784. amanda

    oh mannn ; im listen 2 MASTODON ; whutchu no bout dem bitchesss

  785. Erica

    i was wondering if he actually does that just to reach that note
    seriously i had a whole discussion about it
    scrubs is on!

  786. amanda

    omgggg on comedy central? or on um thee othr channel i 4got lol

  787. Erica

    indeed you are Derek.
    mastodon!
    woohoo!
    did you see i posted “the new black” lyrics!? cause i did!

  788. Erica

    hehehe i said wooho

  789. amanda

    hm hm hm no i did nott :[ im listen 2 'blood&thunder' its my myspace songg ;]

  790. Derek

    No…what’s sad is you both truly have no lives…I rarely had time to touch my computer when I was in high school…let alone sit on it for hours…blogging…

  791. Derek

    I have more time now than I did then….haha

  792. amanda

    lol u can belive that derek; stop trying 2 pik fights with everyone. its getting sad.

  793. Erica

    i do work and blog at the same time…….i’m a beast a procrastination

  794. amanda

    & its 10 @ nyt wtf else m i suppsed 2 do i cant go out .. so y not use thee computr?

  795. Erica

    CARNIVAL’S COMING TO TOWN!! APRIL 25TH!

  796. Derek

    What a way to utilize company time…

  797. amanda

    carnivals irritate me. lol i rather just hang around n wlk places then carnivals :/

  798. Erica

    nobody does anything after school because of all the sports practice :(
    i don’t do sports
    i’m a lazy bastard

  799. Derek

    Well…you were on here around 5 your time…and here you are…5 hours later…I think that proves my point…

  800. amanda

    WOOT DIS BITCH DOES SOFTBALL&VOLLEYBALL hellyeaaa

  801. Derek

    You should work for one….bearded lady perhaps?

  802. Derek

    Oh…excuse me…bearded YOUNG lady….

  803. Erica

    *siezure*
    being active..
    UM YES. AND PROUD OF IT.

  804. amanda

    lol ok derek. im 15 not yur age . if i had a car&cud leaglly go out 2 bars i wouldnt waste my tym talking 2 kids my age…juz because i have tym 2 com on here n tlk 2 ppl doesnt mean i hav no lyf. it means that i didnt do nething 2day so i com on here 2 tlk 2 ppl.

  805. amanda

    yur a loser that gets off on coming on here n harassing ppl. tell me now? who has no life?

  806. Derek

    Ok…I half understood that gibberish…but to respond…it’s the week, I only go out during the weekend. But I still had friends in high school and went out and did other shit…

  807. Erica

    oh. Derek. That’s low. I was just gonna say you don’t really pick fights. But. Look at this. My my. You’ve never seen me. Try to make up a “Freaks”-type occupation that would make sense for someone you’ve only spoken to over the internet.
    Maybe I could be that little man with no arms or legs that slither in the rain. More like a weeble. Ever seen that movie? Freaks? Yeah. It’s creepy. But anyway I’m thinking if my legs fall off because they STILL hurt really really really bad for no reason, I’ll go out for a carnnival freak job.
    And Misery died.
    The End.

  808. Derek

    I moved to the middle of no where and I’m bored and you are all so entertaining…

  809. amanda

    i wanan try n get into lacrosse; but i havent had the chance 2 yet. plus idk if i wanan join because i wanan get a job soon so i can start making money n buy myself a new ipodd :]

  810. Derek

    Hahahaahahaha….

  811. amanda

    riight w.e im done with this kid; lol; cuz seriosuly waste of tym i need 2 start ignoring lol

  812. amanda

    lmao i luv the janiotor on scrubs; he’s thee besttt

  813. fart

    I just farted

  814. Erica

    ha the janitor
    KNIFE-WRENCH
    i just wrote a whole thing on texting and aim and obesity but it was depressing to i didn’t post ot.

  815. amanda

    ight imma go cuz im boredd now n im getting distracted from talking on AIm n watching scrubs newayss
    peace out crackas

  816. Erica

    AH! MY POINT.
    ok bye

  817. Erica

    that juicy butt girl won again on pants off
    and with that i bid you all adieu

  818. Brianna

    hello, i got back from my dance class

  819. Brianna

    well, you guys aren’t here, so bye!!!!! *weep*

  820. Leah

    I here for a bit then I gotsta go cause I am bruised and tired and depressed from today (bruises from softball, I got hit with a pitch in the ankle and I iced it and now it’s swollen)

  821. Jorri

    goddamn. I swear i cant go a day without these posts just FILLING UP. haha

  822. Leah

    Dude I’m freakin’ out, man!

  823. Leah

    945…
    1000 isn’t possible without help!!1 SO HELP!!

  824. Derek

    Who cares….

  825. Leah

    ur evil (;_;)

  826. Brianna

    i’ll try to help out with the 1000

  827. Brianna

    i’ll submit some comments

  828. Brianna

    i wish someone was here

  829. Brianna

    i’m kind of bored, well i guess

  830. Brianna

    me = so happy that der-lick-my-balls not here

  831. Brianna

    i now do happy dance

  832. Brianna

    just joking, i’m never leaving

  833. Brianna

    dere-lick-my-balls=fruitcake-so fruity

  834. Brianna

    i shall now speak in spanish

  835. Brianna

    mira, es el macho guapo

  836. Brianna

    buenos dias senora, que pasa une nachos

  837. Brianna

    habla espanol, no, macho es importante

  838. Brianna

    hola amigo, estas tu mariposa,es le gringa

  839. Brianna

    tu el gato, ci. bueno, bueno, bueno. en excellente

  840. Brianna

    dos margaritas, uno tequila, porfavor. une ciento, que pejos, tunte jalapenos grinuste

  841. Derek

    That eskimo has issues…

  842. Erica

    mt translation of Brianna’s spanish posts:
    i think mira means sweetheart or something so…
    sweetheart, is the very handsome
    good day miss, what’s up a nachos
    speak spanish, no strong? is important
    hello friend, you are….mariposa….is the grunge erawhat?
    your cat, ci, good good good and excellent
    two margaritas, one tequila, please. one ciento..something…jalepenos.
    I WIN!

  843. Jen

    tu espanol esta delnavo. poque no tomas una clase de espanol y te ensenas a hablarlo y escribirlo. y se escribe, “UN TEQUILA” NO UNE( DEVERAS QUE ESTAS DEL SUPER NAVO)

  844. Jess

    Ericaaa?
    Leahhh?

    fghfg.

  845. Nicole

    hey everyone whats up?

  846. Nicole

    is anyone on?

  847. Nicole

    I’ll try going on again later.

  848. lexx

    hey any whitest kids here ?

  849. lexx

    ill be taking that as a nooooo=p

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