No Show This Sunday
by Zach on Feb.24, 2006, under Uncategorized
Due to circumstances beyond our controll (Timmy died this week) we have to cancel the show this Sunday. But everyone can see us Wednesday at UCB.
Also there is a really awesome song about the “Pizza’s not for breakfast” sketch by a band named Skeleton Coloset. To hear it go to skeletoncloset.org and click on the media section. The song is track 12. We like it.
Later everyone.
R.I.P. Timmy
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Whitest Kids U’Know
The Comedy Troupe in New York City
February 24th, 2006 on 10:15 pm
Who cares about your queer friend?
(HINT: NOONE)
February 24th, 2006 on 11:16 pm
…did he really die?
Either way, I wish I could see you guys some day,
for I am your whitest fan.
- s.mccoy
February 24th, 2006 on 11:17 pm
…sorry for the double post, your website returned some really crazy errors when I first tried to post.
-not s.mccoy
February 25th, 2006 on 12:04 am
i shot timmy and tupac
February 25th, 2006 on 12:21 pm
Oh wow. How did he die?
He’s so young…
February 25th, 2006 on 2:08 pm
Boo.
February 25th, 2006 on 2:22 pm
Timmy was eating a bowl of pudding with his bare hands and he choked to death.
February 25th, 2006 on 3:47 pm
Yeah. Be careful everyone. Enjoy pudding SLOWLY. Take your time and use a spoon. That song is awesome by the way.
February 25th, 2006 on 7:06 pm
Wait, was this why there wasn’t a show on Wednesday the 22nd? (or was there? I’m confused). Cause I came down to New York this week but you weren’t listed at UCB, and I was like crap.
February 25th, 2006 on 10:28 pm
I am so sorry to all of you. I love your website and I hope you can get throygh this, I cant belive he died. He was so funney. R.I.P. ( Your website rox’s by the way)
February 26th, 2006 on 8:23 pm
Did you tie string around his body?
February 26th, 2006 on 11:09 pm
Are you serious?
February 27th, 2006 on 10:27 am
We didn’t tie a string around his body. His parents have it back in South Dakota now. The funeral is on Wednesday but none of us can make it because we have a show at UCB which you should all totally come to! It’s gonna be our last show to prepare for Aspen! Although we will do one next Sunday as well. Oh yeah, and I think Timmy’s mom is on suicide watch or something now.
February 27th, 2006 on 3:36 pm
Yeah she’s pretty sad.
February 27th, 2006 on 3:47 pm
WHOA WHOA WHOA!! Timmy is DEAD? This can’t be. I could’ve sworn we just had lunch the other day…If that wasn’t Timmy, then who the hell ate the jello off my plate?
February 27th, 2006 on 3:47 pm
Hope that coffin was nailed tight, necrophiliacs are persistant.
February 27th, 2006 on 10:25 pm
Unless this is a prank the cast bios needs to be updated. Sorry.
February 27th, 2006 on 11:39 pm
Two out of five Whitest Kids have tasted their own cum before. Can you guess who? (Accidently catching it when i flew in the air doesn’t count)
February 28th, 2006 on 3:20 am
“The proof of the pudding lies in the eating.” Now you see why historical materialism it true, because it¬¥s real.
cheers from Berlin, the F?ºhrer Hauptquartier/Wolfsschanze. We love you guys, that Hitlerrap is so fucking funny.
February 28th, 2006 on 3:33 am
That’s right, “Administrator.” Catching it by accident in the air DOESN’T count.
February 28th, 2006 on 7:11 pm
Hey you guys are awesome..i was wondering if youd do a show at Umass Amherst?
March 1st, 2006 on 12:43 pm
Yes we would. Lets talk about it.
March 2nd, 2006 on 4:10 pm
OMG i love that song XDDDD
March 2nd, 2006 on 7:54 pm
No, seriously, how did he die?
March 3rd, 2006 on 12:50 am
He isn’t dead. I saw him purchasing a playboy and a root beer at the Kwiki Mart on 57th street.
March 3rd, 2006 on 2:17 pm
That wasn’t me, that was my brother Tommy, who will be replacing me in the Whitest Kids. And I died from lightning. And swords. I died from swords and lightning.
March 3rd, 2006 on 3:54 pm
God damn, I have a new favorite song now. The Pizza Bagels was always one of my favorite sketches.
And yeah R.I.P. Timmy… government statistics indicate that over 2 people die each year in pudding-related accidents. That’s almost THREE people! What a sad world we live in.
later
March 4th, 2006 on 6:50 pm
damn. that motherfucker owed me 20 bucks.
March 8th, 2006 on 12:51 pm
If truely is sad that poopy pants Timmy died…OK well I’m looking forward to claiming his house in the will. Who’s getting his beamer because I managed to steal his right nut at the funeral and I am willing to trade it for the beamer.
March 8th, 2006 on 4:17 pm
Dammit. Timmy was such a nice kid. Something must have happened though, cuz when his bod arrived in SD, he looked just like Paul McCartney?!?!?!?
Was it butterscotch or chocolate???? (the pudding – not the other topic of discussion!)
March 8th, 2006 on 4:18 pm
Timmy was such a nice kid. Something must have happened though, cuz when his bod arrived in SD, he looked just like Paul McCartney?!?!?!?
Was it butterscotch or chocolate???? (the pudding – not the other topic of discussion!)
March 9th, 2006 on 12:06 am
…The white one.
March 22nd, 2006 on 3:46 pm
haha
that wasn’t funny at all
June 14th, 2006 on 5:48 pm
hahaha faggot deserved to die fuckin homo bitch
May 1st, 2007 on 7:30 pm
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