WKUK T-Shirt Shop is OPEN!
by Administrator on Sep.08, 2005, under Uncategorized
Guys, get your Whitest Kids T-shirts here! More designs are on the way, so let us know what you think. We’ll be integrating the CafePress site into our website over the course of the next few weeks.
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Whitest Kids U’Know
The Comedy Troupe in New York City
September 8th, 2005 on 6:34 pm
THANK GOD!!!
WKUK t-shirts.
i can die happy.
September 9th, 2005 on 1:58 am
I don’t have a credit card, why can’t you guys take money order
September 9th, 2005 on 8:01 am
do you guys accept food stamps?
September 9th, 2005 on 9:58 am
what about envelopes full of dead bees?
September 9th, 2005 on 12:07 pm
???????
September 10th, 2005 on 8:53 pm
Hey I love the tank tops! Maybe you guys can make some t-shirts for ladies. your site is great, i love the sketches. can’t wait for more merch.
September 15th, 2005 on 12:50 pm
Sam will you sign my boob…I mean, my shirt!?
September 15th, 2005 on 2:38 pm
im new to this site and i forget how to get to ur movies and other shit
September 16th, 2005 on 3:15 am
greetings, this has nothing to do with t-shirts im afraid, but i just wanted to let you know that i was told about your site from one of my mates, and i watched all your media videos. Your group has convinced me that perhaps the internet isnt a complete waste of pointless time. congratulations, you are quite hilarious. I believe the line “COME TO THE 19th FLOOR FOR TORTURE,” is quoted around 3-4 times a day by anyone i’ve told to take a look at your site. We australians aren’t easily amused, so good work. Just one request….. I couldnt find anything on pirates, do you have something against them? You have orphans, and dolphins and even hitler, but NO PIRATES… maybe even an australian pirate…
You’ll be hearing from my lawyer…
September 16th, 2005 on 3:21 am
NO WRONG… ITS 6.20 PM!!! …whats wrong with you..!?! are you stupid!?!
September 16th, 2005 on 12:15 pm
I like that Betty is in a shouting match with our website.
September 18th, 2005 on 5:30 pm
Betty we have plenty of pirates stuff, just nothing on the internet yet. we’ll work on it. Erin, I’ll sign whatever.
September 19th, 2005 on 9:37 pm
yeah…i just want to say……….that you inspire me to be a better person (oh and i like the shirts)
September 20th, 2005 on 7:27 pm
Hi! I’m from Canada (sorry for the one who hate it) . I’m going to New-York around Easter– I want to know if I can get a T-shirt somewhere. I want one but I’m to good for having a credit card… (sarcasm)
P.S.
I like the artwork!
September 20th, 2005 on 11:30 pm
Just an other thing, I know we aren’t there for the moment but I would appreciate a schedule of your shows because maybe we could (me and my class or some bright person) go see you? I don’t want to visit places like the ex-WTC or the liberty Statue. I want have fun and your guys are a good way to appreciate New-York.( and some other stuff too) Well if my request isn’t possible it’s O.K. I’m sure I’ll come back to New-York anyway and having an art gallery!
it’s with little things we construct dreams.
I hate the yellow faces.
September 25th, 2005 on 11:06 pm
I’m not talking about Asians, I’m talking about smillies
just for make sure.
Oh and yeah ! Super size me with Wiskey Do NOT work completly but it work on collegehumour.
September 25th, 2005 on 11:07 pm
kill me now my computer is gay
June 27th, 2007 on 1:34 am
I can’t wait to wear it and get beat up at school!
June 11th, 2009 on 10:31 am
i want that shirt that says fuck this job and fuck brian
July 12th, 2010 on 1:10 am
I love the show. I know you here it alot but, you’re skits are really funny. Keep up the good work and dont change a thing! -K.Walker
August 14th, 2010 on 2:32 am
Question. Is Darren and Timmy single? Can we have a three-some!!
October 25th, 2010 on 10:42 pm
you need to add the following shirts
“FUCK THIS JOB, AND FUCK BRIAN”
“OPEN WIDE KIDS, ‘CAUSE I’M GUNNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH” with a picture of the grapist in the back ground
“NOW YOU F**KED UP” with a pic of abe lincon
“SEX ROBOT IS MADE OF SEX” with the sex robot
“I’M HANGING OUT WITH BLACK PEOPLE” pic of trevor and that black guy
“THE SS ON MY JACKET STANDS FOR SUPER SMOOTH” pic of trevor hitler
“MY DICK SPLIT OPEN, AND LOCUST FLEW OUT” pic of zach trevor and sam from nail gun sketch
“PEOPLE LIKE YOU THINK THAT THE DEVIL LIVES IN SOME RUN DOWN LAUNDRY DETERGENT FACTORY, WHERE HE JUST EATS CANDY CANES OUT OF A BOX THAT HE HAS, AND HE WRITES SHOT STORIES AND TWIRLS HIS HAIR” with pic of trevor devil
“I LOVE KID BEER”
“I WAS JUST READING ABOUT 9/11, THAT WAS SO GAY, WHAT HAPPENED” pic of trevor with a book
“I GOT A 30-06 THAT SAYS IT DOESN’T MATTER” with a pic of sam
“ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS” with a pic of a shirtless sam with a bag on his head holding up beers
“WHO’S DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO GET SOME DINNER AROUND HERE?” pic of hung dog, kid and trevor walking away
” YEAH, AIDS SUCKS” pic of dr kyle and dr zach
“I AM SERIOUS, I AM SERIOUS, I AM SERIOUS..” pic of zach and timmy from motorcycle momas
October 27th, 2010 on 11:39 pm
“I PUCHED A MONKEY SQUARE IN THE FACE ONCE” trevor as milo
October 27th, 2010 on 11:49 pm
“I AM MOROSE” with zach king
October 28th, 2010 on 12:05 am
“RC GLOW, THE INCANDESCENT BEVERAGE”
November 19th, 2010 on 1:18 pm
All I want on my t-shirt is the Sex Robot. It doesn’t even need words.
“…he’s still fuckin’ out there!”
January 10th, 2011 on 10:38 am
Your shirts…. they Disappoint…..
August 9th, 2011 on 5:58 pm
Those shirts are dumb. Can’t we just get a simple, plain white t shirt with a HUGE ASS WKUK LOGO?
January 8th, 2012 on 4:00 am
#1 You guys are AWESOME. #2 All of the previously mentioned shirts need to be made, a good addition I think would be the Bowser / Happy birthday Rick tattoo in shirt form. Also, How about a plain “I LOVE THE WKUK”? Then I would finally have a shirt that tells my life story.